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Offline rpg

« Reply #850 on: June 30, 2013, 12:39:37 pm »
Quote from: Lz-129 on June 30, 2013, 12:08:54 pm
That is one awful profile :thumbsdown:
Everything about it is crap!
Rubbish pics, wtf were they taken with
And as for the description, I gave up trying to read that after the 1st line

That type of writing is becoming more common, how depressing.  :(

markw

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« Reply #851 on: June 30, 2013, 08:56:18 pm »
Quote from: rpg on June 30, 2013, 12:39:37 pm
That type of writing is becoming more common, how depressing.  :(

Never punt with someone who can't spell "of"

markw

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« Reply #852 on: June 30, 2013, 08:57:55 pm »
Quote from: Royal on June 30, 2013, 02:55:31 am
Hi,

I have joined just to post a link. I think I am the winner.

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Royal

You may be the winner of the "scariest armpit on adultwork" thread.

Lz-129

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« Reply #853 on: June 30, 2013, 08:59:00 pm »
Quote from: markw on June 30, 2013, 08:57:55 pm
You may be the winner of the "scariest armpit on adultwork" thread.

Honestly..that is not an armpit!

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #854 on: July 01, 2013, 12:04:53 pm »
Quote from: Royal on June 30, 2013, 02:55:31 am
Hi,
I have joined just to post a link. I think I am the winner.
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Royal
I think she is potentially gorgeous, in that I might gorge myself on her,
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but I cannot manage to see her as it is outcalls in Birmingham.
She writes that she is only a size 16, looks more than that to me
HP
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lovingfacials

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« Reply #855 on: July 01, 2013, 12:08:24 pm »
HP

I bet you have never wanked as much, since  the pictures in this thread have become available its been pennies from heaven for you isnt it ..........and I bet your hot list is bulging?????

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #856 on: July 01, 2013, 12:11:13 pm »
Quote from: lovingfacials on July 01, 2013, 12:08:24 pm
HP

I bet you have never wanked as much, since  the pictures in this thread have become available its been pennies from heaven for you isnt it ..........and I bet your hot list is bulging?????

I never do that, I prefer the real flesh of a lady.

lovingfacials

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« Reply #857 on: July 01, 2013, 12:14:46 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 01, 2013, 12:11:13 pm
I never do that, I prefer the real flesh of a lady.

Well you boat as truly landed coz one thing these girls have a plenty is flesh...............rolls of it!

And yes I know that flaots your boat

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #858 on: July 03, 2013, 05:58:59 am »
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the first picture on the left, rear view might make you .....

Kram

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« Reply #859 on: July 03, 2013, 06:39:42 am »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 03, 2013, 05:58:59 am
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the first picture on the left, rear view might make you .....

She's got a fanny like John Wayne's saddle bags 

Jeezus

Offline CatBBW

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« Reply #860 on: July 03, 2013, 02:28:25 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 03, 2013, 05:58:59 am
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the first picture on the left, rear view might make you .....

FUCKING HELL! :scare: That has got to be a runner up! (to the sock lady's current first place)

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #861 on: July 03, 2013, 04:15:25 pm »
and the photos are dated January 2011 so that is two and a half years ago so no doubt there is even more of her now.

Offline Tailpipe

« Reply #862 on: July 03, 2013, 04:41:19 pm »
I must stop clicking on those links  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

Funny like a missile silo

Offline Tailpipe

« Reply #863 on: July 03, 2013, 04:41:40 pm »
Quote from: Tailpipe on July 03, 2013, 04:41:19 pm
I must stop clicking on those links  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

Fanny like a missile silo

Offline shaunogg

« Reply #864 on: July 03, 2013, 05:59:59 pm »
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'spend a relaxing time with this one' ???????????????????????? WTF!

Offline shaunogg

« Reply #865 on: July 03, 2013, 06:07:34 pm »
or for your consideration

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ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #866 on: July 03, 2013, 06:34:35 pm »
Quote from: shaunogg on July 03, 2013, 06:07:34 pm
or for your consideration

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ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ouch? I cannot make this link work, please try again with full profile link. Thanks

Rochdull lad

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« Reply #867 on: July 03, 2013, 07:32:24 pm »
Me neither, Sean Og.

If you'll give us the link from the bottom of her Profile page, we'll be able to follow it through.

Offline shaunogg

« Reply #868 on: July 03, 2013, 08:19:41 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 03, 2013, 06:34:35 pm
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try this one

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you wont thank me for it, mind

Offline shaunogg

« Reply #869 on: July 03, 2013, 08:21:45 pm »
Quote from: Rochdull lad on July 03, 2013, 07:32:24 pm
Me neither, Sean Og.

If you'll give us the link from the bottom of her Profile page, we'll be able to follow it through.

chuckle.... you would not want to do any following through with this girl! :D

Festisio

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« Reply #870 on: July 03, 2013, 08:33:09 pm »
It's a sad indictment of the escort scene in general that this thread is consistently in the top 5 threads yet the opposite one regarding best looking escorts dropped off page 1 quite quickly - I couldn't find it when searching, anyone else?  Let's redress the balance.

Lz-129

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« Reply #871 on: July 03, 2013, 09:30:05 pm »
Quote from: shaunogg on July 03, 2013, 08:19:41 pm
try this one

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you wont thank me for it, mind

He might ;)

Rochdull lad

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« Reply #872 on: July 03, 2013, 10:38:04 pm »
Much more hp's cup of tea than mine, I think.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #873 on: July 03, 2013, 10:50:12 pm »
Quote from: shaunogg on July 03, 2013, 08:19:41 pm
try this one

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you wont thank me for it, mind

my sort of shape but she does not smile (and too far away)

Melb

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« Reply #874 on: July 04, 2013, 12:43:49 am »
She likes lagsana and jewlary.
Favourite position is on the floor.
 :D

Offline Michelle Independent

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« Reply #875 on: July 04, 2013, 01:08:17 am »
Every time i go on this thread with my eyes closed i am not sure if my heart will continue to beat if i open them.  :lol:

Melb

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« Reply #876 on: July 04, 2013, 01:21:12 am »
Maybe if you wear your heart on your sleeve, you will be able to spread your legs  :wackogirl:

Offline Tailpipe

« Reply #877 on: July 04, 2013, 09:21:15 am »
Quote from: Michelle Independent on July 04, 2013, 01:08:17 am
Every time i go on this thread with my eyes closed i am not sure if my heart will continue to beat if i open them.  :lol:


 :D :D I wish I could stop pressing the links  on this thread could put me off punting for life.  :wacko:

Tony Montana

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« Reply #878 on: July 04, 2013, 09:25:45 am »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 03, 2013, 10:50:12 pm
my sort of shape but she does not smile (and too far away)

Perhaps smiling is a £10 extra charge.

Offline CatBBW

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« Reply #879 on: July 04, 2013, 01:27:56 pm »
Quote from: Tony Montana on July 04, 2013, 09:25:45 am
Perhaps smiling is a £10 extra charge.

LMAO :sarcastic:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #880 on: July 04, 2013, 01:44:11 pm »
Quote from: Tailpipe on July 04, 2013, 09:21:15 am

 :D :D I wish I could stop pressing the links  on this thread could put me off punting for life.  :wacko:
think of the £$€ you would save

Offline Tailpipe

« Reply #881 on: July 04, 2013, 01:47:07 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 04, 2013, 01:44:11 pm
think of the £$€ you would save

HP

I like punting but some of those pictures are  :vomit: :vomit:   

Even you said one looked like a Black rubber dustbin  :D :D :D

Be would save me a few quid for sure.  :hi:

Offline WashingtonLad

« Reply #882 on: July 05, 2013, 06:52:32 pm »
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Another deluded soul who thinks she's beautiful because she's morbidly obese.  When the discoloured skin on the inside of your legs outshines  the filth of your socks you seriously need to have a word with yourself.
Banned reason: Leech posting unfounded allegations.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline CatBBW

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« Reply #883 on: July 05, 2013, 07:29:59 pm »
I'm SO surprised that no one has posted this pic yet:

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21 years old, but looks like a 51 year old after a lot of plastic surgery and 3 inches of make up!

Doesn't fit with the rest of her pics and the "young" profile.

lovingfacials

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« Reply #884 on: July 05, 2013, 07:42:22 pm »
Quote from: Catherine The Great on July 05, 2013, 07:29:59 pm
I'm SO surprised that no one has posted this pic yet:

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21 years old, but looks like a 51 year old after a lot of plastic surgery and 3 inches of make up!

Doesn't fit with the rest of her pics and the "young" profile.

isnt that the mad bint from 'kettlegate'?????

Rochdull lad

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« Reply #885 on: July 05, 2013, 07:53:40 pm »
Quote from: Catherine The Great on July 05, 2013, 07:29:59 pm
I'm SO surprised that no one has posted this pic yet:

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21 years old, but looks like a 51 year old after a lot of plastic surgery and 3 inches of make up!

Doesn't fit with the rest of her pics and the "young" profile.

Quote from: lovingfacials on July 05, 2013, 07:42:22 pm
isnt that the mad bint from 'kettlegate'?????

Before my time on here; but yes: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=14367.msg228653#msg228653

markw

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« Reply #886 on: July 05, 2013, 09:54:00 pm »
Am I mistaken, or are a disproportionate number of these profiles from the Portsmouth area, or thereabouts?

fredpunter

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« Reply #887 on: July 05, 2013, 10:11:42 pm »
Quote from: Catherine The Great on July 05, 2013, 07:29:59 pm
I'm SO surprised that no one has posted this pic yet:

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21 years old, but looks like a 51 year old after a lot of plastic surgery and 3 inches of make up!

Doesn't fit with the rest of her pics and the "young" profile.

Maybe the wine talking but does she look a bit like cybil fawltey?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #888 on: July 05, 2013, 11:38:40 pm »
Quote from: Catherine The Great on July 05, 2013, 07:29:59 pm
I'm SO surprised that no one has posted this pic yet:

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21 years old, but looks like a 51 year old after a lot of plastic surgery and 3 inches of make up!
Doesn't fit with the rest of her pics and the "young" profile.
i have had a few useless bids on reverse bookings bookings from her

Offline CatBBW

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« Reply #889 on: July 06, 2013, 12:11:23 am »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 05, 2013, 11:38:40 pm
i have had a few useless bids on reverse bookings bookings from her

Really? Sad to know she still hasn't learned then :(

like_mature

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« Reply #890 on: July 06, 2013, 02:42:55 pm »
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Clearly not the worse that we have seen.........................but worthy of its place !!!

like_mature

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« Reply #891 on: July 06, 2013, 02:46:12 pm »
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I love the way my 'Saved Seach' produces such stunners !!!! The joys of the South West !!

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #892 on: July 06, 2013, 07:08:01 pm »
delightful

Offline shaunogg

« Reply #893 on: July 06, 2013, 07:25:22 pm »
Quote from: like_mature on July 06, 2013, 02:42:55 pm
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Clearly not the worse that we have seen.........................but worthy of its place !!!

quick bit of math:
number of pints needed to consider shagging this 'lady' 14-15, at £3.20 a pint...............£ 48,
she'd like us to pay her directly for the shag.....................................................................£ 60
so we'ed be £12 further out of pocket without the excuse of 'i was well drunk'

think i;d rather have the beer and a posh wank when i home!

Rochdull lad

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« Reply #894 on: July 06, 2013, 09:08:19 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 06, 2013, 07:08:01 pm
delightful

No disrespect, hp; but I have an awful feeling you mean that seriously!   :thumbsdown:

Offline berksboy

« Reply #895 on: July 07, 2013, 01:48:32 pm »
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Clearly not the worse that we have seen.........................but worthy of its place !!!

WTF is that on her pussy ?  :scare:

Lz-129

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« Reply #896 on: July 07, 2013, 02:08:56 pm »
Quote from: berksboy on July 07, 2013, 01:48:32 pm
WTF is that on her pussy ?  :scare:

Don't worry, just some wet wipe from the previous client! :thumbsup:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #897 on: July 07, 2013, 11:18:09 pm »
Quote from: Catherine The Great on July 03, 2013, 02:28:25 pm
FUCKING HELL! :scare: That has got to be a runner up! (to the sock lady's current first place)

As your 'Great' name implies you are not too small yourself so what makes you exclaim like this about a larger lady?

Offline CatBBW

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« Reply #898 on: July 07, 2013, 11:22:48 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 07, 2013, 11:18:09 pm
As your 'Great' name implies you are not too small yourself so what makes you exclaim like this about a larger lady?

My ladygarden doesn't hit the bed when I assume the doggy position.

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Lz-129

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« Reply #899 on: July 07, 2013, 11:25:37 pm »
You two so need to get it together  :thumbsup: :drinks:
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