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Offline Waterhouse

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« Reply #6750 on: August 20, 2018, 03:33:46 am »
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Truly terrible... I mean, who on earth would choose that duvet cover with those curtains?  :sarcastic:

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« Reply #6751 on: August 20, 2018, 10:05:32 am »
Quote from: Yondu616 on August 20, 2018, 03:33:46 am
Truly terrible... I mean, who on earth would choose that duvet cover with those curtains?  :sarcastic:

Well I know about checking whether the carpet matches the drapes, but what does the "duvet cover" represent?   :unknown: :cool:

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« Reply #6752 on: August 20, 2018, 04:34:20 pm »
Female arse hair or staining around her arsehole.   :vomit:

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« Reply #6753 on: August 20, 2018, 07:31:01 pm »

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #6754 on: August 20, 2018, 07:44:03 pm »

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« Reply #6755 on: August 20, 2018, 07:47:14 pm »

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #6756 on: August 21, 2018, 09:21:43 am »

Offline Talbear

« Reply #6757 on: August 21, 2018, 07:40:33 pm »

Offline Vikingplayer

« Reply #6758 on: August 21, 2018, 10:52:11 pm »
Oof, this thread is nightmare fuel, but I can't look away.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #6759 on: August 22, 2018, 02:50:27 am »
she looks so happy!

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Offline jlike

« Reply #6760 on: August 22, 2018, 08:19:49 am »
Plymouth's finest :scare:

Offline DastardlyDick

« Reply #6761 on: August 22, 2018, 08:32:31 am »
Classy - can't even get her knickers on the right way round ffs!

Offline Muff licker

« Reply #6762 on: August 22, 2018, 10:20:42 am »

Offline Avg_Joe

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« Reply #6763 on: August 22, 2018, 10:22:31 am »
hmmmm, testicle protection, no bruises from her teeth with lips like airbags  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #6766 on: August 22, 2018, 06:30:59 pm »
Quote from: Yondu616 on August 20, 2018, 03:33:46 am
Truly terrible... I mean, who on earth would choose that duvet cover with those curtains?  :sarcastic:

Those statues add a bit of class though... :thumbsup:

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« Reply #6767 on: August 22, 2018, 07:04:14 pm »
Quote from: Avg_Joe on August 20, 2018, 02:27:53 am
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I was going to post what the F**k is wrong with her when I was viewing on my phone.

Desktop revealed the stiffy  :scare:
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« Reply #6768 on: August 22, 2018, 07:34:48 pm »
1. I must confess I didn’t see that!!!!  :D
2. You have a well trained eye my friend  :D
3. Not much of a stiffy either  :P

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #6769 on: August 22, 2018, 08:28:03 pm »

Offline CheeseBoard

« Reply #6770 on: August 24, 2018, 10:14:32 am »
Just came across this munter

Sorry can't post pic.

Don't all line up at once to see her   :vomit:
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« Reply #6771 on: August 24, 2018, 10:44:28 am »
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« Reply #6772 on: August 24, 2018, 12:16:39 pm »
What's going on on with "hearts on tits"?  :unknown:

Offline CheeseBoard

« Reply #6773 on: August 24, 2018, 01:55:46 pm »
Not sure if she charges more for a go on her space hopper

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« Reply #6774 on: August 24, 2018, 02:54:38 pm »
Quote from: CheeseBoard on August 24, 2018, 01:55:46 pm
Not sure if she charges more for a go on her space hopper

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she has 2 glowing reviews on here and a startling 310 on AW so she must be doing something right.

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« Reply #6775 on: August 25, 2018, 10:50:09 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on August 24, 2018, 02:54:38 pm
she has 2 glowing reviews on here and a startling 310 on AW so she must be doing something right.

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I think the joe brand lovers must be queuing up for this one

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« Reply #6776 on: August 27, 2018, 08:43:47 pm »

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« Reply #6777 on: August 27, 2018, 08:48:00 pm »

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« Reply #6778 on: August 27, 2018, 09:13:38 pm »

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« Reply #6779 on: August 27, 2018, 09:32:07 pm »
Quote from: m4rmite on August 25, 2018, 10:50:09 pm
I think the joe brand lovers must be queuing up for this one

My first ever punt was with her. She's friendly, eager to please and filthy mouthed. I enjoyed my time with her thoroughly.

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« Reply #6780 on: August 27, 2018, 09:40:20 pm »
Quote from: Citizensmith007 on August 19, 2018, 05:54:10 pm
I thought you would have least of posted the verification photo as well! Anyway here it is! 😂

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It's statto

The most off-putting thing for me is the fact his favourite celebrity is Joey Essex. Eurgh.

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« Reply #6781 on: August 27, 2018, 11:46:23 pm »

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« Reply #6782 on: August 28, 2018, 12:46:00 am »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on August 24, 2018, 02:54:38 pm
she has 2 glowing reviews on here and a startling 310 on AW so she must be doing something right.

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Which one is the Space Hopper?

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« Reply #6783 on: August 28, 2018, 12:49:35 am »

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« Reply #6784 on: August 28, 2018, 06:54:55 pm »
Quote from: Thecunninglinguist on August 28, 2018, 12:49:35 am
Ugh!!!!!! There's something dripping from her arse area  :scare:
that would be the jizz from her last client, she lists bareback :vomit:

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« Reply #6785 on: August 28, 2018, 08:37:43 pm »
Maybe she’s drooling in anticipation or it’s post douche?

Offline PleadInsanity

« Reply #6786 on: September 01, 2018, 02:15:49 pm »
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The profile itself is not the worst but some of the pics in the gallery are grim. I have no issue with tattoos at all but having what looks like 'CUNT' on your leg is really showing some class plus most of the others look like she has given the gun to some kids and said 'just do the first thing that enters your head'....

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« Reply #6787 on: September 01, 2018, 02:19:39 pm »
Quote from: PleadInsanity on September 01, 2018, 02:15:49 pm
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The profile itself is not the worst but some of the pics in the gallery are grim. I have no issue with tattoos at all but having what looks like 'CUNT' on your leg is really showing some class plus most of the others look like she has given the gun to some kids and said 'just do the first thing that enters your head'....

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That's some dirty bathwater in one of her pictures  :vomit:

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« Reply #6788 on: September 01, 2018, 02:41:12 pm »
Quote from: PleadInsanity on September 01, 2018, 02:15:49 pm
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The profile itself is not the worst but some of the pics in the gallery are grim. I have no issue with tattoos at all but having what looks like 'CUNT' on your leg is really showing some class plus most of the others look like she has given the gun to some kids and said 'just do the first thing that enters your head'....
Yes that is what it says.  Pure class is this lass. 

I am at a loss as to what goes through people's head when they get things like this done to themselves.
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« Reply #6789 on: September 01, 2018, 02:42:47 pm »
Quote from: CheeseBoard on September 01, 2018, 02:19:39 pm
That's some dirty bathwater in one of her pictures  :vomit:
Looks like Starbucks version of green tea...  :vomit:

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« Reply #6790 on: September 01, 2018, 02:45:12 pm »
Quote from: Yondu616 on September 01, 2018, 02:42:47 pm
Looks like Starbucks version of green tea...  :vomit:


The water was probably dirtier before she got in  :lol:

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« Reply #6791 on: September 01, 2018, 07:36:32 pm »
Quote from: PleadInsanity on September 01, 2018, 02:15:49 pm
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The profile itself is not the worst but... [looks] like she has given the gun to some kids and said 'just do the first thing that enters your head'....

This is a ugly as all heck. Distracting to the point of disfigurement.

Her body, her choice etc... so long as the removal bill isn't on the NHS for the sake of her psychological well-being.

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« Reply #6792 on: September 02, 2018, 01:05:18 am »
Quote from: PleadInsanity on September 01, 2018, 02:15:49 pm
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The profile itself is not the worst but some of the pics in the gallery are grim. I have no issue with tattoos at all but having what looks like 'CUNT' on your leg is really showing some class plus most of the others look like she has given the gun to some kids and said 'just do the first thing that enters your head'....

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« Reply #6793 on: September 06, 2018, 11:20:13 am »

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« Reply #6794 on: September 06, 2018, 03:48:03 pm »
Quote from: Rumpelstiltskin on September 06, 2018, 11:20:13 am
I’ve actually met her from fabswingers before and she’s still on there  :D
great advertisement for them that is  :vomit:
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« Reply #6795 on: September 07, 2018, 10:43:44 am »
Quote from: Avg_Joe on September 06, 2018, 03:48:03 pm
great advertisement for them that is  :vomit:

She’s one of the better looking ones I’ve met is the worrying thing  :crazy:

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« Reply #6796 on: September 07, 2018, 03:39:36 pm »
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Shame, apart from the lips and the weird zombie eyes I'd have probably tapped it!

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« Reply #6797 on: September 07, 2018, 04:24:46 pm »
Quote from: dts1021 on September 07, 2018, 03:39:36 pm
Shame, apart from the lips and the weird zombie eyes I'd have probably tapped it!

Let’s be honest here , most of us (myself included) still would !!

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« Reply #6798 on: September 08, 2018, 07:55:19 pm »

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« Reply #6799 on: September 08, 2018, 08:50:02 pm »
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