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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #6300 on: December 13, 2017, 10:42:48 pm »

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« Reply #6301 on: December 15, 2017, 02:37:32 pm »
Quote from: Stiltskin on December 07, 2017, 05:01:23 pm
Had to post this one. I found it in the verification picture thread. They're a male/female duo, this is the male in his sexy pose :D.

"If you want, Simon will suck, wank, and/or rim you..."
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David Brent has hit hard times!!!  :sarcastic:

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« Reply #6302 on: December 16, 2017, 05:08:59 pm »

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« Reply #6303 on: December 17, 2017, 12:47:05 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on December 16, 2017, 05:08:59 pm
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nice tonsils

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Profile's a little sparse: "I have a hot body as you se in my genuine pictures.I'm a very naughty lady, horny,genuine,sensual,relaxed and cinfided."

I wonder where the pictures showing her hot body are located.  And what's "cinfided?"  To that I say "covfefe."

And no mention of oral so why "sensual tongue?"
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Offline Whoisarrypotter

« Reply #6304 on: January 02, 2018, 06:02:40 pm »

Apologies if this has been posted already I didn't see it yet on here
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Sorry cant get a pic to upload
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« Reply #6305 on: January 02, 2018, 06:37:33 pm »
Quote from: Whoisarrypotter on January 02, 2018, 06:02:40 pm
Apologies if this has been posted already I didn't see it yet on here
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Sorry cant get a pic to upload
she is on page 197 of this thread

and here
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=94902.msg1145022#msg1145022

and here
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=102721.msg1215421#msg1215421

I regret I have not yet seen her, I had no excuse to go to Southend.



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« Reply #6306 on: January 02, 2018, 08:35:01 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 02, 2018, 06:37:33 pm
she is on page 197 of this thread

and here
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=94902.msg1145022#msg1145022

I regret I have not yet seen her, I had no excuse to go to Southend.

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I wish she'd retire so these pics dont keep cropping up... :hi:

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« Reply #6307 on: January 02, 2018, 09:07:40 pm »
Quote from: Robbiebucks on December 15, 2017, 02:37:32 pm
David Brent has hit hard times!!!  :sarcastic:
FFS!!!   :scare:  :scare: :scare:  :dash:  :dash: :dash:

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« Reply #6308 on: January 05, 2018, 08:29:23 am »

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #6309 on: January 07, 2018, 12:41:54 pm »
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probably a bus pass holder.

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Hidden Image/Members Only Here's laughin' at you kid ....

Offline FCB

« Reply #6310 on: January 07, 2018, 02:57:02 pm »
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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #6311 on: January 13, 2018, 10:50:01 pm »

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« Reply #6312 on: January 13, 2018, 11:02:06 pm »
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Offline BlueRock

« Reply #6313 on: January 14, 2018, 04:44:23 pm »
 :vomit: 6 people have actually paid to fuck her. Why, why and why. My hand is a fuck sight more attractive.

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« Reply #6314 on: January 14, 2018, 05:51:49 pm »
Quote from: BlueRock on January 14, 2018, 04:44:23 pm
:vomit: 6 people have actually paid to fuck her. Why, why and why? My hand is a fuck sight more attractive.
nope it was 5 people, but one attended twice. Possible answers to your question:
low charges
they live in Wolverhampton
they like the smell of smoke
they like tattoos
she smiles happily

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« Reply #6315 on: January 14, 2018, 07:46:19 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 14, 2018, 05:51:49 pm
nope it was 5 people, but one attended twice. Possible answers to your question:
low charges
they live in Wolverhampton
they like the smell of smoke
they like tattoos
she smiles happily

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They are a bunch of blind sad losers.

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« Reply #6316 on: January 15, 2018, 09:17:39 am »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 14, 2018, 05:51:49 pm
nope it was 5 people, but one attended twice. Possible answers to your question:
low charges
they live in Wolverhampton
they like the smell of smoke
they like tattoos
she smiles happily

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verification pic isn't any better  :D
as pointed out looks like a bloke !!
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« Reply #6317 on: January 16, 2018, 11:54:16 pm »
That's not even her best photo. Try this one for size of her.  :vomit:

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« Reply #6318 on: January 17, 2018, 12:11:04 am »
Quote from: Chuckman on January 16, 2018, 11:54:16 pm
That's not even her best photo. Try this one for size of her.  :vomit:

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Look at her nails, fuck they look awful like the rest of her. :scare:

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« Reply #6319 on: January 17, 2018, 01:51:57 pm »
Quote from: BlueRock on January 14, 2018, 04:44:23 pm
My hand is a fuck sight more attractive.

£20?







 :P

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« Reply #6320 on: January 17, 2018, 02:59:53 pm »
Quote from: scutty brown on January 13, 2018, 11:02:06 pm
looks like Rick Wakeman

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Poor Jeff Brazier, fallen on hard times  :unknown:

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« Reply #6321 on: January 18, 2018, 06:42:45 pm »
Does anyone else here not click on this link for days if not weeks until curiousity gets the better of them?  :vomit:

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« Reply #6322 on: January 18, 2018, 06:49:56 pm »
Quote from: Phaedrus on January 18, 2018, 06:42:45 pm
Does anyone else here not click on this link for days if not weeks until curiousity gets the better of them?  :vomit:
I tend to see it in my inbox and think fuck so click to get rid of it but once open it's like morbid fascination and you can't help but look, it's a bit like rubber necking an accident on the motorway  :scare:

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« Reply #6323 on: January 18, 2018, 10:15:28 pm »
Does anyone else here not click on this link for days if not weeks until curiousity gets the better of them?  :vomit:

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« Reply #6324 on: January 18, 2018, 10:37:08 pm »
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Offline bobdavid

« Reply #6325 on: January 19, 2018, 10:16:56 am »
Quote from: Phaedrus on January 18, 2018, 10:15:28 pm
Does anyone else here not click on this link for days if not weeks until curiousity gets the better of them?  :vomit:

Exactly! I want it to disappear from my "show new replies" feed - but I don't think it's possible :(

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« Reply #6326 on: January 19, 2018, 12:56:25 pm »

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« Reply #6327 on: January 20, 2018, 11:23:04 pm »
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« Reply #6328 on: January 20, 2018, 11:58:12 pm »
Quote from: Bogof60 on January 20, 2018, 11:23:04 pm
Poor fuckers who have to punt in Arwich

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Google tells me that Arwich is in Afghahistan. Bloody long way to go for a massage from that !

Guess it's a Harwich harridan.

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« Reply #6329 on: January 21, 2018, 12:01:41 am »
Yup Harwich
Its not too far away from me but better than Afghanistan       Just  :lol:
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« Reply #6330 on: January 21, 2018, 12:43:53 am »
Quote from: Bogof60 on January 20, 2018, 11:23:04 pm
Poor fuckers who have to punt in Arwich

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Under interview tab - 'What is your best feature'?  Answer: 'My smile' :lol:

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« Reply #6331 on: January 21, 2018, 04:09:49 am »
Quote from: Bogof60 on January 21, 2018, 12:01:41 am
Yup Harwich
Its not too far away from me but better than Afghanistan       Just  :lol:
Better if she was in Afghanistan though it looks as if she may have been there for a while as I believe life is quite hard and takes it's toll, apparently she is only 31  :scare:

Offline bobdavid

« Reply #6332 on: January 22, 2018, 12:31:41 pm »
Quote from: toon972 on January 27, 2013, 12:10:51 am
ok thats enough  :vomit:

2013.. PLEASE, can someone close this thread  :vomit: .. or tell me how to unsubscribe? ^^ he said it was enough in 2013 and it's still going. A few posts above him (page 1 for anyone interested) a guy posted a link to a 75-year-old Granny's AW profile (the shocking thing? It's still there and she's now an EIGHTY year old granny).

If it's not closed, I'll have to write a Google Chrome plugin that automatically removes all links to this thread. I daren't click on it again because I'll go  :crazy: :wacko: :crazy:

Offline bobdavid

« Reply #6333 on: January 22, 2018, 12:32:47 pm »
This one... she was 75 in 2013 and is now 80. At least she doesn't bother lying about her age - which is a novelty in this game ...

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75 year old hooker anyone  :hi:

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« Reply #6334 on: January 22, 2018, 01:56:22 pm »
Oh well, she still has a mouth.  :D

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #6335 on: January 22, 2018, 02:09:12 pm »
Quote from: Bogof60 on January 20, 2018, 11:23:04 pm
Poor fuckers who have to punt in Arwich

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there is a phrase about not worrying about the mantelpiece when stoking the fire. Even I would not go near this err ? lady. I assume it is a hoax as s/he has not been online since 15 January.
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« Reply #6336 on: January 22, 2018, 05:58:16 pm »

Offline Chorley

« Reply #6337 on: January 23, 2018, 03:15:08 pm »
This thread.  :vomit:  :crazy:  :scare:


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« Reply #6338 on: January 23, 2018, 03:21:07 pm »
Quote from: WhackDaddy on January 22, 2018, 05:58:16 pm
Looks like Olive from On the Buses :D

She looks mote like Blakey !

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« Reply #6339 on: January 26, 2018, 05:43:38 pm »
Not wishing to wade through 254 pages of thread, so apologies if this one's been flagged before, but if you want to be put off punting, have a look! I'm off for the sick bag.

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« Reply #6340 on: January 26, 2018, 05:48:32 pm »
Quote from: Taggart on January 26, 2018, 05:43:38 pm
Not wishing to wade through 254 pages of thread, so apologies if this one's been flagged before, but if you want to be put off punting, have a look! I'm off for the sick bag.

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« Reply #6341 on: January 26, 2018, 06:21:22 pm »
Quote from: Taggart on January 26, 2018, 05:43:38 pm
Not wishing to wade through 254 pages of thread, so apologies if this one's been flagged before, but if you want to be put off punting, have a look! I'm off for the sick bag.

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here she is in Norfolk, no meetings, phone chat only as far as I can tell.

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« Reply #6342 on: January 26, 2018, 10:11:55 pm »
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« Reply #6343 on: January 27, 2018, 07:35:59 am »

Offline punk

« Reply #6344 on: January 27, 2018, 10:53:12 pm »

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« Reply #6345 on: January 28, 2018, 03:42:05 pm »
Nice middle bit....



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Offline Tallchris

« Reply #6346 on: January 28, 2018, 04:15:39 pm »
Quote from: punk on January 27, 2018, 10:53:12 pm
Seriously. This profile must be a joke.

Looks like my ex wife!

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« Reply #6347 on: January 28, 2018, 06:16:53 pm »

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« Reply #6348 on: January 28, 2018, 06:22:18 pm »

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« Reply #6349 on: January 28, 2018, 07:42:16 pm »
Quote from: Tallchris on January 28, 2018, 04:15:39 pm
Looks like my ex wife!


Not sure what’s worse her picture or you admitting you married her clone
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