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lardybloke

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Not a dreadful looking lass particularly, but if there's ever a thread for weirdest name.....

Offline SamLP

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That profile pic and some of the other ones in her gallery. Tbh made me  laugh, especially at the comments.

bristolqwerty

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"I can't easily get to the phone"  :D :D but the fridge is no problem.  Has HP been informed?  :unknown:

Offline HappyandLucky

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That profile pic and some of the other ones in her gallery. Tbh made me  laugh, especially at the comments.
She states "I'm a happy go lucky kind of girl"

Thank f**k for the "Go" bit otherwise the universe would be telling me that we were made for each other  :P

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"I can't easily get to the phone"  :D :D but the fridge is no problem.  Has HP been informed?  :unknown:
curves in the wrong places.

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her public gallery is more adventurous and worth a hands-free look but no more attractive

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click for a better view of her nipples trapped in the net.

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She states "I'm a happy go lucky kind of girl"

Thank f**k for the "Go" bit otherwise the universe would be telling me that we were made for each other  :P

 :D Two out of three aint bad though

Offline Turtle Z

This one is fucking hilarious and at the same time a little scary...

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Aren't those stripes meant to be the same width?

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This one is fucking hilarious and at the same time a little scary...

Aren't those stripes meant to be the same width?

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if you really want to see what chav you prefer to miss finish your meal before looking here .... click to enlarge

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close your mouth please before looking and then click on photo for a better view:

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ThrustMaster

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Fake pic anyway according to google images.

bristolqwerty

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Are those giant balls or has she painted one tit black and the other blue?
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PaintingMan

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This one is fucking hilarious and at the same time a little scary...

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Aren't those stripes meant to be the same width?

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Shearers let himself go hasn't he?

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This one is fucking hilarious and at the same time a little scary...

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Bloody hell, Jimmy Five Bellies has let himself go a bit! :scare:
Banned reason: For taking the piss after being advised
Banned by: Head1

Offline jame75

The thing is there is a niche for this kind of stuff! some blokes love the women in this thread.

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The thing is there is a niche for this kind of stuff! some blokes love the women in this thread.

yep! Hoorah.

bristolqwerty

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"no car meets". She probably can't find a car big enough for her to get in to.
it looks like shes on Batman's Bat-cycle  :scare:

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Took me a while to figure this one out...   :scare:



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Chuckman

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Took me a while to figure this one out...   :scare:



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Oh it's easy to figure out! At the bottom of the picture it's her..hang on..at the top of the picture that's her..hmm, it's trickier than I thought.

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Dick4snowqueens

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Took me a while to figure this one out...   :scare:



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I'm so confused - can't be trying to figure this out at 3am in the morning. Im going back to work.

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reminds me of awful school joke

Is your nose running?
do your feet smell?
You are upside down!





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mutton dressed as mutton with extra cosmetics and a glimpse of her passport.

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mutton dressed as mutton with extra cosmetics and a glimpse of her passport.
53 my arse  :sarcastic:   Sorry HP - but i have to correct you.  Its her OAP bus pass  :lol:

Offline HappyandLucky

mutton dressed as mutton with extra cosmetics and a glimpse of her passport.

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I last saw her in Lord of The Rings as Gollum.  :lol:

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HP - meant to ask.  Is she any good ?  :D


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HP - meant to ask.  Is she any good ?  :D
I would have done a review had I met her. Not my type.The cosmetics out me off ....

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I would have done a review had I met her. Not my type.The cosmetics out me off ....
Twas but jestin  :D


raylondoner

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53 my arse  :sarcastic:   Sorry HP - but i have to correct you.  Its her OAP bus pass  :lol:

So outcalls only available after 9.30 am on week days then?  :yahoo:

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bristolqwerty

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"I'm on my period"
Great opening salvo.... :thumbsdown:

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"I'm on my period"
Great opening salvo.... :thumbsdown:
I'm surprised she can tell when the decorators are in  :lol:


5th Musketeer

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