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Offline CatBBW

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« Reply #5150 on: July 18, 2016, 09:01:32 pm »
Quote from: wannabe on July 18, 2016, 09:00:07 pm
Alarmingly there is what looks like a penis between her/his/its legs.

It's a client, according to her blog.

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« Reply #5151 on: July 18, 2016, 10:13:12 pm »
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A welsh monster.  Right up HP's street.  Or maybe dual carriageway  :lol:

maybe but too far away, thanks
HP

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« Reply #5152 on: July 20, 2016, 06:49:36 am »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 18, 2016, 10:13:12 pm
maybe but too far away, thanks
HP
#respec  :lol:

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« Reply #5153 on: July 26, 2016, 10:02:17 am »
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She describes herself as "adventrous" and "frindly".
£140 an hour incall
£250 an hour outcall
Come in face and CIM at an extra "coast".
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This ones from a couple of weeks back, but her one and only blog post is quite a hilarious rambling stream of incoherent nonsense.

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« Reply #5154 on: July 26, 2016, 02:03:42 pm »
Quote from: lardybloke on July 26, 2016, 10:02:17 am
This ones from a couple of weeks back, but her one and only blog post is quite a hilarious rambling stream of incoherent nonsense.

Post of the day for me! :D

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« Reply #5155 on: July 26, 2016, 02:29:18 pm »
Quote from: CatBBW on July 26, 2016, 02:03:42 pm
Post of the day for me! :D
:dash: Priceless  :D what a load of bolloxs ~  no way would I trust her with me todger she'd mistakenly put it in the  blender  :wackogirl:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #5156 on: July 29, 2016, 02:02:04 pm »
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her waist is the same size as her hips!

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« Reply #5157 on: July 29, 2016, 02:50:30 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 29, 2016, 02:02:04 pm
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her waist is the same size as her hips!

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That's because AW measurements only go up to '50"+', so anyone with larger assets can only choose that option. She might have a 55" waist and 70" hips. (Although she doesn't look that big in the photos. Perhaps she/the pimp/the maid thought it was in centimetres.)

It's the same with weight (only goes up to '15st+') and dress size ('18+').

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« Reply #5158 on: July 29, 2016, 02:55:49 pm »

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #5159 on: July 29, 2016, 07:08:09 pm »
Quote from: CatBBW on July 29, 2016, 02:50:30 pm
That's because AW measurements only go up to '50"+', so anyone with larger assets can only choose that option. She might have a 55" waist and 70" hips. (Although she doesn't look that big in the photos. Perhaps she/the pimp/the maid thought it was in centimetres.)

It's the same with weight (only goes up to '15st+') and dress size ('18+').

I rest my case, just imagine playing woof woof with that one.

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« Reply #5160 on: July 30, 2016, 10:59:58 pm »
Quote from: CatBBW on July 29, 2016, 02:50:30 pm
That's because AW measurements only go up to '50"+', so anyone with larger assets can only choose that option. She might have a 55" waist and 70" hips. (Although she doesn't look that big in the photos. Perhaps she/the pimp/the maid thought it was in centimetres.)

It's the same with weight (only goes up to '15st+') and dress size ('18+').
Cheers Cat, adding value  :drinks:

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« Reply #5161 on: July 31, 2016, 12:29:50 am »
Quote from: HappyandLucky on July 30, 2016, 10:59:58 pm
Cheers Cat, adding value  :drinks:

You're welcome :drinks:

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« Reply #5162 on: July 31, 2016, 01:24:27 am »

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« Reply #5163 on: August 01, 2016, 01:01:09 am »
Looking through her gallery and I see she's modeled her smile on the Joker.





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« Reply #5164 on: August 01, 2016, 02:39:50 am »

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« Reply #5165 on: August 01, 2016, 12:25:24 pm »
Dude with wig  :timeout:

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« Reply #5166 on: August 01, 2016, 06:53:24 pm »
Looks like the BFG. Only BFG has a nicer smile :lol:

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« Reply #5167 on: August 01, 2016, 08:01:50 pm »
Elton John?

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« Reply #5168 on: August 02, 2016, 03:03:00 pm »
Quote from: MrMatrix on August 01, 2016, 06:53:24 pm
Looks like the BFG. Only BFG has a nicer smile :lol:
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« Reply #5169 on: August 03, 2016, 11:58:25 am »
Quote from: Chuckman on August 01, 2016, 01:01:09 am
Looking through her gallery and I see she's modeled her smile on the Joker.





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After 10 shots, you never know....  :lol:

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« Reply #5170 on: August 03, 2016, 02:38:48 pm »
 :D Some of these profiles are coming around again.  Its like vomiting, swallowing your own vomit, then vomiting again :vomit: :vomit:
A fine example from Plymouth  :D 23 year old "student"
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« Reply #5171 on: August 03, 2016, 02:54:04 pm »
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« Reply #5172 on: August 03, 2016, 02:54:27 pm »
Now here's a classy photo. Not the girl, the bed!  :scare:

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« Reply #5173 on: August 03, 2016, 02:56:07 pm »
Scary MmeCassidy  - I do not like spiders!  :scare:
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« Reply #5174 on: August 03, 2016, 03:38:10 pm »
Quote from: Andyply on August 03, 2016, 02:38:48 pm
:D Some of these profiles are coming around again.  Its like vomiting, swallowing your own vomit, then vomiting again :vomit: :vomit:
A fine example from Plymouth  :D 23 year old "student"
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And she thinks she is worth £100 for 30mins, no chance.

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« Reply #5175 on: August 03, 2016, 03:38:17 pm »
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Really safe place to put a chair at the top of the f***ing stairs  :dash:
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« Reply #5176 on: August 04, 2016, 01:02:26 am »
Quote from: mh on August 03, 2016, 02:54:27 pm
Now here's a classy photo. Not the girl, the bed!  :scare:

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My first thought was "that's a really nice room ruined by the bed".

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« Reply #5177 on: August 04, 2016, 06:48:12 am »
Quote from: Chuckman on August 04, 2016, 01:02:26 am


My first thought was "that's a really nice room ruined by the bed".

Maybe she or her ounter had shat the bed and thought rather than ruin the whole bed sheet I will just cut out the shitty bit .....job done  :thumbsup:
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Offline od13218

« Reply #5178 on: August 04, 2016, 11:48:43 pm »
Quote from: Chuckman on August 04, 2016, 01:02:26 am


My first thought was "that's a really nice room ruined by the bed".
Also, why the fuck have a photo of yourself *taking a fucking selfie*?!
How is that interesting/sexy/impressive??

Offline Vivago

« Reply #5179 on: August 05, 2016, 12:38:44 am »
Quote from: od13218 on August 04, 2016, 11:48:43 pm
Also, why the fuck have a photo of yourself *taking a fucking selfie*?!
How is that interesting/sexy/impressive??

I think it's a selfie taken in a large mirror, then cropped. Like this.

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« Reply #5180 on: August 05, 2016, 01:47:25 am »
Quote from: tazman1002001 on August 04, 2016, 06:48:12 am
Maybe she or her ounter had shat the bed and thought rather than ruin the whole bed sheet I will just cut out the shitty bit .....job done  :thumbsup:

 :lol:

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« Reply #5181 on: August 05, 2016, 06:38:18 am »
This isn't worst picture because the main profile pics are ok - but look at gallery. You can see not same girl.

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Offline MrMatrix

« Reply #5182 on: August 05, 2016, 08:48:24 am »
yes and the odds are you wont get the nice girl in the main profile picture which happen to me recently.  :unknown:

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« Reply #5183 on: August 05, 2016, 09:57:41 am »
Quote from: MrMatrix on August 05, 2016, 08:48:24 am
yes and the odds are you wont get the nice girl in the main profile picture which happen to me recently.  :unknown:

This totally. Consider the all caps answers, the offer of bareback and the host of typos - sounds like Sergei was drunk when he attempted to craft her profile

Offline Vivago

« Reply #5184 on: August 10, 2016, 01:49:09 pm »
This young skank has probably featured here before but couldn't help but notice what appears to be an active herpes sore close by her slutty barebacking slot and yet she still posts the pic. Amazing. :vomit:  :scare:

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« Reply #5185 on: August 10, 2016, 01:56:11 pm »
Quote from: Vivago on August 10, 2016, 01:49:09 pm
This young skank has probably featured here before but couldn't help but notice what appears to be an active herpes sore close by her slutty barebacking slot and yet she still posts the pic. Amazing. :vomit:  :scare:

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« Reply #5186 on: August 10, 2016, 02:07:39 pm »
Quote from: 5th Musketeer on August 10, 2016, 01:56:11 pm
Also an interesting rate table

Does she always have change on her? :rolleyes:

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« Reply #5187 on: August 10, 2016, 02:19:53 pm »
Quote from: Vivago on August 10, 2016, 01:49:09 pm
This young skank has probably featured here before but couldn't help but notice what appears to be an active herpes sore close by her slutty barebacking slot and yet she still posts the pic. Amazing. :vomit:

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It may be a mole? But this is scary, she claims age 21 now, but joined AW on  25/11/2012 so she lied about here age then or now?

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« Reply #5188 on: August 10, 2016, 07:56:50 pm »
So young yet so rough .

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« Reply #5189 on: August 10, 2016, 10:01:36 pm »
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I think if she put those tits in my face I would suffocate.

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« Reply #5190 on: August 10, 2016, 11:42:24 pm »

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« Reply #5191 on: August 10, 2016, 11:48:46 pm »
Quote from: kamu on August 10, 2016, 11:42:24 pm
This thing has a habit of bidding on my RB's :vomit:

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Probably one to avoid given the negative review.

Offline Brazilian Martian

« Reply #5192 on: August 10, 2016, 11:57:46 pm »
A fat polish prossie from the lewisham area

 
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« Reply #5193 on: August 11, 2016, 12:08:20 am »
Ugly Hungarian prossie from the lewisham area

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« Reply #5194 on: August 11, 2016, 07:09:30 am »
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Ugly Hungarian prossie from the lewisham area

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« Reply #5195 on: August 11, 2016, 01:48:14 pm »
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A fat polish prossie from the lewisham area

 
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Probably a good shag, but ugly for a Polish bird, definitely one of Schindler's children.

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« Reply #5196 on: August 11, 2016, 02:24:51 pm »
Quote from: Vivago on August 10, 2016, 01:49:09 pm
This young skank has probably featured here before but couldn't help but notice what appears to be an active herpes sore close by her slutty barebacking slot and yet she still posts the pic. Amazing. :vomit:  :scare:

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:lol: Is that her profile picture or did you edit in the zoom shot  :D. Could be a bullet wound or flea bite.  Looks like she's on the phone to the gum clinic.   :scare:
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« Reply #5197 on: August 11, 2016, 02:44:11 pm »
Quote from: kamu on August 10, 2016, 11:42:24 pm
This thing has a habit of bidding on my RB's :vomit:

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Christ alive ... that's someone's grandma. Imagine finding your gran's been working on AW..?!?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #5198 on: August 11, 2016, 03:15:09 pm »
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Christ alive ... that's someone's grandma. Imagine finding your gran's been working on AW..?!?
nope, it IS her real age, I met her. Negative report but not old, just no notion of what to do with a limp penis. Was better at turning on the other woman in the expensive FFM non-event than turning on mister happy.
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« Reply #5199 on: August 11, 2016, 09:01:04 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on August 11, 2016, 03:15:09 pm
nope, it IS her real age, I met her. Negative report but not old, just no notion of what to do with a limp penis. Was better at turning on the other woman in the expensive FFM non-event than turning on mister happy.
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Oh HP!  YOU - of all people!  "I could not bring myself to walk as I paid for the hotel."  :(
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