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Offline Horizontal pleasures

To the woods, to the woods ...


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I cannot tell which part of her anatomy is in this photo? Doh!

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Offline Juilius_Sneezer

To the woods, to the woods ...


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Honestly looks like 3 different girls to me but given what they can do with their hair on bad days I am willing to accept its still her :P

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Honestly looks like 3 different girls to me but given what they can do with their hair on bad days I am willing to accept its still her :P
the tattoos confirm it is one lady.


Offline The_Don


45 going on 65
Do not throw yer granny off the bus


If she was in London and as you state "65"

She could apply for a freedom pass.


As for "45" she must have had a hard paper round!

Offline Horizontal pleasures

If she was in London and as you state "65"

She could apply for a freedom pass.


As for "45" she must have had a hard paper round!

oops

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she is Gemma1954 so she is 62 and silly moo gives it away.
she appears to be without inhibition,


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Offline Horizontal pleasures

this shit hole

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We all have our fetishes and mine seems to be the sordid BBW milf. I have the hots for this lady. If I were close to Lowestoft I should be round there. And I bet she is a happy lady who gets as well as gives good orgasms. So many of this type are good natured and randy.

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As far as BBWs go I'm not that unimpressed with her undercarriage. Not a fan of the big belly body shape but if I could see past that I'd probably give her arse a little rimming.

Simplysimon

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Claims size 14 on her profile ???

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Stuart Pierce has had a sex change and is now prossying in the Midlands

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Stuart Pierce has had a sex change and is now prossying in the Midlands

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I don't think Stuart had a sex change. I think this is actually Stuart Pearce

Offline socks

I think it looks like a blonde Neil Warnock

Offline Horizontal pleasures

She is further up on this page also as Gemma but with the year of her birth in the profile name, giving a clue to her true age as 62! The earlier photos are more entertaining as long as you are not having breakfast ....

Stuart Pierce has had a sex change and is now prossying in the Midlands

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bristolqwerty

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"I am told I look like a real woman" ~ well you do mate in this thread  :scare:

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"I am told I look like a real woman" ~ well you do mate in this thread  :scare:

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His got a rating, and so hard to believe that folk pay to see guys like this dressed up. :scare:

Offline od13218

We all have our fetishes and mine seems to be the sordid BBW milf. I have the hots for this lady. If I were close to Lowestoft I should be round there. And I bet she is a happy lady who gets as well as gives good orgasms. So many of this type are good natured and randy.
Ha ha yes I'd be round there too if it was local! Love a randy old bbw slapper, though in this case I might suggest starting with a shower together...

Offline tarkus

this shit hole

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looks like punters have been stubbing out their fags on her arse cheeks whilst taking her from behind  :scare:

Offline KentAde

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"I am told I look like a real woman" ~ well you do mate in this thread  :scare:

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You can fuck him, sorry her, bareback for an extra fee  ;)  :vomit:

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Proof,  E.T is out there.
Can't see ET but if you look closely you can see the face of Jesus in there somewhere

Offline PussyLover789

I bet this guys life was never the same ha ha  :yahoo: :lol: :D

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Offline Horizontal pleasures

I bet this guys life was never the same ha ha  :yahoo: :lol: :D

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please supply link to the profile
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HP

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Offline Horizontal pleasures

top of your wish list hp ?

more like bottom than top .... but I need more details, if she is a domina then no thanks.



raylondoner

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more like bottom than top .... but I need more details, if she is a domina then no thanks.

But see verification pic, it's Olive!

Offline Turtle Z

What sort of women turn you on?   Flat chested and slim

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Offline Turtle Z

Apart from the fact she probably has no teeth not that bad.

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Offline agent47

Brace yourselves...

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In all the pictures on her profile she looks like she's trying to push out a massive shit.

Offline catweazle

Fill your boots, boys.

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She used to work at the now defunct Toucan parlour in Manchester, and she's in one of the Real Punting videos, filmed there. She worked the Cheetham Hill streets after that.

Offline wannabe

She used to work at the now defunct Toucan parlour in Manchester, and she's in one of the Real Punting videos, filmed there. She worked the Cheetham Hill streets after that.

Makes mental note - never go to Manchester!

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It is not the escort per se, I know there are all sorts.  it is just this picture....
« Last Edit: June 13, 2016, 11:39:56 pm by Steely Dan »

bristolqwerty

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I STRONGLY disagree its definitely the escort  :D  I love cowgirl but no chance here  :cry:
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« Last Edit: June 15, 2016, 05:18:13 pm by bristolqwerty »

Offline punk

I STRONGLY disagree its definitely the escort  :D  I love cowgirl but no chance here  :cry:
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Is that a belly or beach ball

Offline socks

I STRONGLY disagree its definitely the escort  :D  I love cowgirl but no chance here  :cry:
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Her pants could double up as a marquee, if inverted and mounted on sturdy poles

bristolqwerty

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The settee should be getting somekind of award, looks like she was airlifted in by a chinook chopper  :dash: Fav food Spag Bol
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« Last Edit: June 16, 2016, 08:23:43 pm by bristolqwerty »

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Once with her it would be impossible to escape..... the force of her own gravity field

Offline Horizontal pleasures

She looks so happy and content in her photos.

Integral

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She looks so happy and content in her photos.

I love you HP. Don't ever change. :thumbsup: :D :thumbsup: