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Offline jlike

« Reply #4900 on: May 04, 2016, 08:32:41 am »
Looks like her off Gogglebox.

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« Reply #4901 on: May 04, 2016, 11:27:33 am »
Quote from: Chuckman on May 04, 2016, 12:52:57 am
I didn't know the Insane Clown Posse were on AW.

 :lol: :D  :drinks: fantastic

Offline Turtle Z

« Reply #4902 on: May 04, 2016, 11:57:12 pm »
Looking for a young lovely who likes older men? Well feast your eyes on this...

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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4903 on: May 05, 2016, 09:50:11 am »
Quote from: Turtle Z on May 04, 2016, 11:57:12 pm
Looking for a young lovely who likes older men? Well feast your eyes on this...

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But I would have to go to Birmingham.


click to enlarge I dare you ....
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Offline tarkus

« Reply #4904 on: May 05, 2016, 06:06:57 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 05, 2016, 09:50:11 am
But I would have to go to Birmingham.


click to enlarge I dare you ....
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You could offer to shave the bits she can't reach/has never seen - if she's prepared to pay you danger money  :D

Offline MrMatrix

« Reply #4905 on: May 05, 2016, 10:34:42 pm »
But her profile says shes only 25.  :scare: :scare:

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« Reply #4906 on: May 05, 2016, 10:45:24 pm »
Quote from: MrMatrix on May 05, 2016, 10:34:42 pm
But her profile says shes only 25.  :scare: :scare:

She is only 25..stone that is.

Offline punk

« Reply #4907 on: May 05, 2016, 11:09:37 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 05, 2016, 09:50:11 am
But I would have to go to Birmingham.


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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4908 on: May 06, 2016, 07:28:28 am »

Burnside

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« Reply #4909 on: May 06, 2016, 07:47:51 am »
Quote from: MrMatrix on May 05, 2016, 10:34:42 pm
But her profile says shes only 25.  :scare: :scare:
She probably got her weight, and age mixed up. :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Offline Cryptic

« Reply #4910 on: May 07, 2016, 02:07:26 pm »
Check out this beauty-:

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Bareback is available for those who are interested. Note, he, sorry she, does not work Sundays and Tuesdays

Haha. Just read the previous page. Looks like you guys beat me to it.
« Last Edit: May 07, 2016, 02:09:16 pm by Cryptic »

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« Reply #4911 on: May 07, 2016, 03:13:32 pm »
Quote from: cockneybstrd on April 30, 2016, 12:20:19 pm
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Meatloaf it appears is touring southend on sea as a prossie likes bareback too

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I havent put the picture up when loaf has the baps out as well its lunchtime

You took the words right out of my mouth!   :drinks:

Offline fairfield

« Reply #4912 on: May 07, 2016, 04:03:37 pm »
Quote from: raylondoner on May 07, 2016, 03:13:32 pm
You took the words right out of my mouth!   :drinks:

....and 'I'd do anything for [DFK] , but even I wont do that!'

Offline Bigus Dickus

« Reply #4913 on: May 07, 2016, 05:10:03 pm »
Quote from: fairfield on May 07, 2016, 04:03:37 pm
....and 'I'd do anything for [DFK] , but even I wont do that!'

Does it do car meets! I fancy some paradise by the dashboard light!

cockneybstrd

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« Reply #4914 on: May 07, 2016, 08:01:30 pm »
Quote from: Bigus Dickus on May 07, 2016, 05:10:03 pm
Does it do car meets! I fancy some paradise by the dashboard light!

it does not do car meets nor does it do anal

so two (holes) out of three aint bad.

considering she does bareback and is a bit hefty you would think it would be a dead ringer for love for HP
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Offline Blackpool Rock

« Reply #4915 on: May 07, 2016, 08:04:55 pm »
Quote from: cockneybstrd on May 07, 2016, 08:01:30 pm
it does not do car meets nor does it do anal

so two (holes) out of three aint bad.
Ha Ha, you took the words right out of my mouth  :drinks:

Offline socks

« Reply #4916 on: May 10, 2016, 10:36:22 pm »
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That's nailed the "I like a little left to the imagination" market



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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4917 on: May 11, 2016, 04:42:19 pm »
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If that is showing her best side, I wonder what how she looks from the front?

Maybe she is looking for everlasting love?

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Offline dazzer

« Reply #4918 on: May 14, 2016, 10:17:41 am »
Serious amount of photoshop gone into this one!!
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Offline Badvicar

« Reply #4919 on: May 14, 2016, 10:44:17 am »
Quote from: dazzer on May 14, 2016, 10:17:41 am
Serious amount of photoshop gone into this one!!
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Who cares with that half hour rate.

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« Reply #4920 on: May 14, 2016, 12:51:08 pm »

Offline Zeusthedoc

« Reply #4921 on: May 14, 2016, 11:10:01 pm »
Quote from: Badvicar on May 14, 2016, 10:44:17 am
Who cares with that half hour rate.

I'm just about to book 6 lots of consecutive ½ hour slots!

5th Musketeer

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« Reply #4922 on: May 14, 2016, 11:33:46 pm »
Quote from: dopebeats on May 14, 2016, 11:10:01 pm
I'm just about to book 6 lots of consecutive ½ hour slots!
Looking forward to 6 reviews - assume they will all be different!  :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

Offline Zeusthedoc

« Reply #4923 on: May 15, 2016, 09:58:03 am »
Quote from: 5th Musketeer on May 14, 2016, 11:33:46 pm
Looking forward to 6 reviews - assume they will all be different!  :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

Depends if she is still up for it after the 4th ½hr! I've got a feeling she might be a bit worn out.

Offline tazman1002001

« Reply #4924 on: May 15, 2016, 10:33:47 am »
Banned reason: White-knight abusing facility to change another punters negative review and then getting abusive after his touting and white-knighting is exposed. Previously banned for similar reasons.
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Offline Morthos

« Reply #4925 on: May 15, 2016, 11:32:32 am »
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Wrong at so many levels

Well I for one find this sexy as fook.

Offline Mr_Shins

« Reply #4926 on: May 15, 2016, 11:38:33 am »
Quote from: raylondoner on May 07, 2016, 03:13:32 pm
You took the words right out of my mouth!   :drinks:

and is that Meat Loaf in disguise?

5th Musketeer

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« Reply #4927 on: May 15, 2016, 12:28:03 pm »
Quote from: tazman1002001 on May 15, 2016, 10:33:47 am
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Wrong at so many levels

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And this isn't the half of it!  A novel of a profile. And have you seen her "extras" - you could be in the stratosphere of prices if you wanted what other WGs offer for less than her basic!  And did you see that you can't have bareback on the first meet, but obviously it's on offer at later ones.  So you could catch one of the more expensive STDs or HIV infections ever  :scare: :dash: :timeout:

JupitersBurning

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« Reply #4928 on: May 15, 2016, 06:05:39 pm »

Offline The_Don

« Reply #4929 on: May 15, 2016, 09:00:23 pm »
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Offline Zeusthedoc

« Reply #4930 on: May 15, 2016, 09:25:13 pm »

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« Reply #4931 on: May 15, 2016, 09:48:01 pm »
Quote from: JupitersBurning on May 15, 2016, 06:05:39 pm
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Check out this looker...

Well, she lives up to her name. Just ask her to wear a pair of white high heels and you're good to go. She even asks you to bring condoms, you can't get more authentic than that!

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4932 on: May 17, 2016, 11:58:06 am »
Quote from: Chuckman on May 15, 2016, 09:48:01 pm
Well, she lives up to her name. Just ask her to wear a pair of white high heels and you're good to go. She even asks you to bring condoms, you can't get more authentic than that!

probably feels embarrassed to go into a pharmacy and ask for condoms? Or is she just mean as she could hardly put them onto her tax return as an allowable expense could she?

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« Reply #4933 on: May 18, 2016, 12:41:27 am »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 17, 2016, 11:58:06 am
probably feels embarrassed to go into a pharmacy and ask for condoms? Or is she just mean as she could hardly put them onto her tax return as an allowable expense could she?

My post was meant as humourous as in keeping with the tone of this thread, HP.

If she's embarrassed then she's in the wrong job and pay tax?  :lol:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4934 on: May 18, 2016, 07:59:24 pm »
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It must have taken her ages to learn to write backwards.

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« Reply #4935 on: May 18, 2016, 08:12:52 pm »
Quote from: Morthos on May 15, 2016, 11:32:32 am
Well I for one find this sexy as fook.
+1, but an overpriced barebacking skank with an up her own arse profile. This view is scary though:
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   A. No. I keep myself hairy, clean and DO NOT TRIM but I am natural. I'm bi-sexual and am turned off when girls shave all the way, it looks like a little girls pussy! I want a woman, not a child! Most men I know agree with me. Unfortunately, because of porn girls think shaving is what they should do as well. It's such a shame...
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5th Musketeer

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« Reply #4936 on: May 18, 2016, 08:14:57 pm »
How informative is this one?
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She was at least half way to getting it round the right way  :D

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4937 on: May 18, 2016, 10:34:13 pm »
Quote from: Ali Katt on May 18, 2016, 08:12:52 pm
+1, but an overpriced barebacking skank with an up her own arse profile. This view is scary though:
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More bollocks:

link?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4938 on: May 18, 2016, 10:36:11 pm »
Quote from: Ali Katt on May 18, 2016, 08:12:52 pm
+1, but an overpriced barebacking skank with an up her own arse profile. This view is scary though:
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More bollocks:

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Offline Ali Katt

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« Reply #4939 on: May 18, 2016, 11:38:04 pm »
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Two negative reviews on here.

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« Reply #4940 on: May 19, 2016, 01:02:54 am »
Quote from: Ali Katt on May 18, 2016, 11:38:04 pm
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Two negative reviews on here.
And from someone who knows - definitely an American skank.

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« Reply #4941 on: May 19, 2016, 02:04:16 am »
Quote from: Ali Katt on May 18, 2016, 11:38:04 pm
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Two negative reviews on here.

Bony prossie with the only thing over inflated about her are her prices. Profile would fit nicely in the 'escorts who are up themselves' thread.

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« Reply #4942 on: May 19, 2016, 11:35:44 am »
Quote from: Ali Katt on May 18, 2016, 08:12:52 pm
+1, but an overpriced barebacking skank with an up her own arse profile. This view is scary though:
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More bollocks:

Anal = 140 pounds extra *200 EXTRA if you are very large

No thank you  :dash:
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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4943 on: May 19, 2016, 04:25:37 pm »
Quote from: will-ow on May 19, 2016, 11:35:44 am

so is this lady with the hairy armpit the same lady as the one with the long legs and hairy bum?

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« Reply #4944 on: May 19, 2016, 11:36:48 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 19, 2016, 04:25:37 pm
so is this lady with the hairy armpit the same lady as the one with the long legs and hairy bum?
Yes, it is. She dyed her pubic hair green as well.

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« Reply #4945 on: May 20, 2016, 02:44:39 am »
Quote from: Ali Katt on May 19, 2016, 11:36:48 pm
Yes, it is. She dyed her pubic hair green as well.

Has she put this profile together as some sort of perverse challenge to see if she still gets business?

Weird coloured hair, hairy armpits, excessively hairy and weird coloured bush, hairy arsehole, ALL CAPS PROFILE, profile full of bullshit, advertising for a domestic as a "sexual slave", ridiculous pricing structure, bullshit bareback "offer", a million shite pictures of her and her weird mates in her free gallery, "Q:What sexual activity do you enjoy the most? A:dry sex" (what the fuck???)...

Apart from the BB (which is probably a piss take anyway), everything is individually forgivable for an american girl who looks like she'd be up for pure filth, but taken all together it's just...no.  :dash:

How is this girl still in the game?? :wacko:

Offline MrMatrix

« Reply #4946 on: May 20, 2016, 09:20:21 am »
More to the point who fucking cares.

Offline punk

« Reply #4947 on: May 20, 2016, 06:58:46 pm »
Quote from: Ali Katt on May 19, 2016, 11:36:48 pm
Yes, it is. She dyed her pubic hair green as well.

Looks like its diseased.

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« Reply #4948 on: May 20, 2016, 07:32:02 pm »
Quote from: punk on May 20, 2016, 06:58:46 pm
Looks like its diseased.

Maybe she's just growing moss

Offline theHappyLondonPigeon

« Reply #4949 on: May 20, 2016, 11:44:42 pm »
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