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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4850 on:** April 20, 2016, 08:40:16 am »

Quote from: 5th Musketeer on April 19, 2016, 07:06:27 pm

You've done it again HP - she offers EVERYTHING a punter could desire - including bareback Makes me wonder why foreigners (and looking at her profile her English seems to confirm that) persist in offering such a risky "like." I'm waiting for the first UKP review - though I feel I may have a long time to wait.

are there any punters on here from Huddersfield? And if there are would they admit it?

hockogrockle · « **Reply #4851 on:** April 20, 2016, 09:17:05 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 19, 2016, 06:59:58 pm

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why would I want to see an erection in order to chose a lady to punt? Y U C K. Not to mention his hairy tummy.

Well, at least I suppose it demonstrates she is capable of getting it up for somebody.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4852 on:** April 20, 2016, 02:20:03 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 19, 2016, 06:59:58 pm

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why would I want to see an erection in order to chose a lady to punt? Y U C K. Not to mention his hairy tummy.

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here is his brother with hairy legs.

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5th Musketeer · « **Reply #4853 on:** April 20, 2016, 03:20:36 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 20, 2016, 02:20:03 pm

here is his brother with hairy legs.

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You're making me feel embarrassed HP - I have a hairy chest AND hairy legs!

By the way, I see she is not only "humuorus" but also has everything - and I mean EVERYTHING - on her "likes" list.

bristolqwerty · « **Reply #4854 on:** April 20, 2016, 05:10:07 pm »

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This looks wrong on so many levels ...

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4855 on:** April 20, 2016, 05:44:31 pm »

Quote from: Andyply on April 20, 2016, 05:10:07 pm

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This looks wrong on so many levels ...

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Is this a milk extraction machine?

bristolqwerty · « **Reply #4856 on:** April 20, 2016, 06:15:46 pm »

I think it might be filling her with jam like a doughnut.

wannabe · « **Reply #4857 on:** April 20, 2016, 08:44:08 pm »

I think they're pumping lard in to her.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4858 on:** April 20, 2016, 08:53:40 pm »

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could she be pregnant?

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5th Musketeer · « **Reply #4859 on:** April 20, 2016, 09:34:40 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 20, 2016, 08:53:40 pm

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could she be pregnant?

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At 67?

That photograph is showing something that shouldn't be there!

In fact NONE of it should be there! Are those FG pics there to encourage you?

HappyandLucky · « **Reply #4860 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:12:27 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 20, 2016, 05:44:31 pm

Is this a milk extraction machine?

All good WG's should be expert milk extraction machines.

Chuckman · « **Reply #4861 on:** April 21, 2016, 02:39:58 am »

Quote from: Andyply on April 20, 2016, 05:10:07 pm

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This looks wrong on so many levels ...

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Lavverly! Milky Milky!

bristolqwerty · « **Reply #4862 on:** April 21, 2016, 04:26:48 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 20, 2016, 08:53:40 pm

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could she be pregnant?

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NO cos that means she would've had sex at least once

5th Musketeer · « **Reply #4863 on:** April 21, 2016, 10:36:22 pm »

Quote from: Andyply on April 21, 2016, 04:26:48 pm

NO cos that means she would've had sex at least once

Artificial insemination?

myothernameis · « **Reply #4864 on:** April 22, 2016, 02:46:20 am »

Quote from: Andyply on April 20, 2016, 05:10:07 pm

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This looks wrong on so many levels ...

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That looks like a guy,

but hey...is there a cock extracting machine

bristolqwerty · « **Reply #4865 on:** April 22, 2016, 05:02:40 am »

Quote from: 5th Musketeer on April 21, 2016, 10:36:22 pm

Artificial insemination?

I think an Alien xenomorph would even say f**k off to that

will-ow · « **Reply #4866 on:** April 22, 2016, 09:08:35 am »

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I think an Alien xenomorph would even say f**k off to that

fantastic

NottsNylonLuvr · « **Reply #4867 on:** April 22, 2016, 09:26:15 am »

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This looks wrong on so many levels ...

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She's actally receiving a liquified pizza.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4868 on:** April 24, 2016, 07:25:55 am »

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curiouser and curiouser, what does it mean?

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tazman1002001 · « **Reply #4869 on:** April 24, 2016, 09:09:46 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 24, 2016, 07:25:55 am

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curiouser and curiouser, what does it mean?

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I know why she put a picture of her manky looking socks...... Because they still look better than her face from her verification pic

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4870 on:** April 24, 2016, 04:24:12 pm »

Quote from: tazman1002001 on April 24, 2016, 09:09:46 am

I know why she put a picture of her manky looking socks...... Because they still look better than her face from her verification pic

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I think we can call that a hole in one.

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Ali Katt · « **Reply #4871 on:** April 24, 2016, 11:06:42 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 24, 2016, 07:25:55 am

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curiouser and curiouser, what does it mean?

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She needs to buy some new jeans, they've got rips in.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4872 on:** April 29, 2016, 06:12:26 pm »

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Loch Ness has moved to Sunderland

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4873 on:** April 29, 2016, 06:14:56 pm »

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Insect life from Southend? (Click to enlarge at your own risk but you do get a better view.)

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Jim1 · « **Reply #4874 on:** April 29, 2016, 06:41:00 pm »

The pics on the AW link look like a bloke.

5th Musketeer · « **Reply #4875 on:** April 29, 2016, 06:48:18 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 29, 2016, 06:14:56 pm

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Insect life from Southend? (Click to enlarge at your own risk but you do get a better view.)

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Interview: "Pubic Hair --- Shaved Completely" - you could have fooled me. Plus those hairy thighs. And those breasts don't even look like they're attached to the body. AND those labia don't look like they're in the right place.

MrMatrix · « **Reply #4876 on:** April 29, 2016, 08:13:04 pm »

OMG that's disgusting. I've just eaten and I think I may be seeing it all again. Yuk.

Ali Katt · « **Reply #4877 on:** April 29, 2016, 08:22:55 pm »

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That's not disgusting. It's an aerial view of mount Vesuvius - the beauty of nature.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4878 on:** April 29, 2016, 09:46:56 pm »

Quote from: MrMatrix on April 29, 2016, 08:13:04 pm

OMG that's disgusting. I've just eaten and I think I may be seeing it all again. Yuk.

I am so glad you find it disgusting as that is the point of the worst escort picture challenge. I did write 'open at your own risk'. If you click on THIS one below you will see even more detail.

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RedKettle · « **Reply #4879 on:** April 29, 2016, 10:29:32 pm »

I have not been on this thread for ages - now remember why

FCB · « **Reply #4880 on:** April 29, 2016, 10:41:10 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 29, 2016, 06:14:56 pm

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Botched sex change operation??

will-ow · « **Reply #4881 on:** April 29, 2016, 11:33:52 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on April 29, 2016, 08:22:55 pm

That's not disgusting. It's an aerial view of mount Vesuvius - the beauty of nature.

+100000

Still-alive · « **Reply #4882 on:** April 30, 2016, 12:34:15 am »

Check this cutie, she boasts she can fanny wank you with her beef curtains!

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cockneybstrd · « **Reply #4883 on:** April 30, 2016, 12:20:19 pm »

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Meatloaf it appears is touring southend on sea as a prossie likes bareback too

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I havent put the picture up when loaf has the baps out as well its lunchtime

Leveve · « **Reply #4884 on:** April 30, 2016, 09:58:57 pm »

raylondoner · « **Reply #4885 on:** April 30, 2016, 10:04:53 pm »

Please form an orderly queue for RO!

jlike · « **Reply #4886 on:** May 01, 2016, 05:39:34 pm »

Quote from: 5th Musketeer on April 29, 2016, 06:48:18 pm

Interview: "Pubic Hair --- Shaved Completely" - you could have fooled me. Plus those hairy thighs. And those breasts don't even look like they're attached to the body. AND those labia don't look like they're in the right place.

Obviously a turkey that has been plucked by an amateur plucker.

Ali Katt · « **Reply #4887 on:** May 01, 2016, 06:54:13 pm »

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I havent put the picture up when loaf has the baps out as well its lunchtime

I would be like a bat out of hell if I saw that, would any members be like a bat up a drain pipe?

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4888 on:** May 01, 2016, 11:39:33 pm »

We are heading up to 200 pages.

Shall we carry on beyond 200 - I am sure we shall be able to go on finding suitable pictures?

But shall we look back and nominate some winning ladies or winning pictures at the 200 page mark?
And if so I have no idea wow we might do it. Not essential, just a late night thought. Maybe someone has a better thought?

5th Musketeer · « **Reply #4889 on:** May 02, 2016, 01:21:12 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 01, 2016, 11:39:33 pm

We are heading up to 200 pages.

Shall we carry on beyond 200 - I am sure we shall be able to go on finding suitable pictures?

But shall we look back and nominate some winning ladies or winning pictures at the 200 page mark?
And if so I have no idea wow we might do it. Not essential, just a late night thought. Maybe someone has a better thought?

Here's an even later night thought - HP, how would you like to volunteer to look at all 200 and choose the best, to save us all the hassle of going through them all?

You seem to come up with some of the very worst anyway, and so you may have an excellent memory!

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4890 on:** May 02, 2016, 05:19:43 am »

Quote from: 5th Musketeer on May 02, 2016, 01:21:12 am

Here's an even later night thought - HP, how would you like to volunteer to look at all 200 and choose the best, to save us all the hassle of going through them all? You seem to come up with some of the very worst anyway, and so you may have an excellent memory!

hmm ...
how about all those who contributed - if not banned or retired - choose their own personal choice of their worst/best and post them again?

oring123 · « **Reply #4891 on:** May 02, 2016, 08:38:50 am »

so a day of the best of the worse ?

fairfield · « **Reply #4892 on:** May 02, 2016, 10:43:15 am »

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You don't have to go ugly to be downright unsexy. maybe its a case of - 'if you cant sell your body - then sell your sheep'?

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4893 on:** May 02, 2016, 10:53:31 am »

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You don't have to go ugly to be downright unsexy. maybe its a case of - 'if you cant sell your body - then sell your sheep'?

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Q. do you do bareback? A. If you are clean,WHITE BRITISH, regular, older than 40 then yes, but its extra cost

Bareback not in enjoys list but if she is not available you could podge her sheep although I think animals are against the rules.

fairfield · « **Reply #4894 on:** May 02, 2016, 11:35:09 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 02, 2016, 10:53:31 am

Q. do you do bareback? A. If you are clean,WHITE BRITISH, regular, older than 40 then yes, but its extra cost.

H P ,only got as far as the pic, the words passed me by.
Still, i am in the running for once - but only if the sheep does baaaback and dfk. How can anyone resist that come hither expression?

5th Musketeer · « **Reply #4895 on:** May 02, 2016, 01:55:55 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 02, 2016, 10:53:31 am

Q. do you do bareback? A. If you are clean,WHITE BRITISH, regular, older than 40 then yes, but its extra cost

Bareback not in enjoys list but if she is not available you could podge her sheep although I think animals are against the rules.

Answer: "Yes - I am clean, WHITE BRITISH, regular and I am over 40, and I have the money, so let's do bareback"
Follow-up question: "Have you ever punted with a WG before?"
Follow-up Answer: "several dozen - why"
Final Follow-up statement: "I forgot to add that you have to be clean, WHITE BRITISH, regular, over 40, have the money, AND a virgin"
Final Follow-up Answer: "You must be joking"

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4896 on:** May 03, 2016, 08:51:34 pm »

On the one hand I like larger ladies and on the other this one is a nono, hair, make up, podgy look, extra chin, y u c k

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David1970 · « **Reply #4897 on:** May 03, 2016, 09:28:17 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 03, 2016, 08:51:34 pm

On the one hand I like larger ladies and on the other this one is a nono, hair, make up, podgy look, extra chin, y u c k

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She is a size 12

5th Musketeer · « **Reply #4898 on:** May 04, 2016, 12:16:55 am »

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She is a size 12

And also only 8 1/2 stone

Chuckman · « **Reply #4899 on:** May 04, 2016, 12:52:57 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 03, 2016, 08:51:34 pm

On the one hand I like larger ladies and on the other this one is a nono, hair, make up, podgy look, extra chin, y u c k

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I didn't know the Insane Clown Posse were on AW.

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