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Offline Horizontal pleasures

lack of roles has forced the actor who played Hurley in Lost to become an escort

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and she is colour-blind, profile says blond, she is brunette.


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Here's one to keep you awake a night

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I would rather sleep with my eyes shut and forget this one

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not many couples like us
:D  at least she's honest, I hate them already  :D


Offline myothernameis

The winner of the worst escort picture goes to the one with the child in the photo, now obviously were not going to post it, but it must be the worst one ever

raylondoner

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To many fried mar's bars. :thumbsdown:

Thats not curvy!!!! That's fat.

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What is your favourite food? everything - quite, and lots of it too at frequent intervals I assume!   :yahoo:



bristolqwerty

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yes
A few happy AW customers too  :vomit:
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This woman is fun and has an amazing pussy and can take a great pounding. Well worth a visit

Offline Horizontal pleasures

She is advertising a good time in the smallest room of the house

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She is advertising a good time in the smallest room of the house

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Maybe its £60 to take a dump, it is London after all, plus she will wipe your bottom for you.
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5th Musketeer

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The winner of the worst escort picture goes to the one with the child in the photo, now obviously were not going to post it, but it must be the worst one ever
Agree totally - especially re the child - but which one was the prossie?  Both?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

The winner of the worst escort picture goes to the one with the child in the photo, now obviously were not going to post it, but it must be the worst one ever

and which one was that? Link please as the thread is too long for a search, THANKS.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

the words pearls and swine come to my mind

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(although actually I quite fancy her but wrong part of the country for me).
HP


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and which one was that? Link please as the thread is too long for a search, THANKS.
HP - It was in the thread "Shocking pic" but Admin has removed it, thank goodness.  It was totally out of character with the rest of the gallery.  May have been planted by someone, or uploaded by mistake, but it should not have been there - OR for that matter, in AW.


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If you like them hairy:
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Q. are you british?? A. No i am from the Mediterranean. I have an accent and have been living the UK for the past 35 years
 
and then

Town: Kingston 
County: Surrey
Region: South East
Country: United Kingdom
Nationality: British

Also describes herself as "in her late 40's" but then posts her age as 44.

I suppose consistency is not something we are looking for here.   :unknown:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Thanks mister pong
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I do rather like her bum but not her face or her style. But who looks at the mantelpiece when stoking the fire?
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Offline KentAde

and I don't think that was the worst in her portfolio.....

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Thankfully she prefers black men......serves you gents right for having huge cocks  ;)

Sorry, that is just fucking wrong!  :scare: :vomit: :vomit: :bomb: :bomb: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

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This isn't really a worst photo because the girl looks nice its just the effect

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Is there a photoshop ap for changing your skin colour & she didn't do half her leg, unless she got spray tanned with a sheet over her left outer breast & left side & it covered her legs too.

bristolqwerty

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She's gone for the Harlequin look from Batman  :unknown:

Offline Zeusthedoc

This isn't really a worst photo because the girl looks nice its just the effect

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Is there a photoshop ap for changing your skin colour & she didn't do half her leg, unless she got spray tanned with a sheet over her left outer breast & left side & it covered her legs too.

bad lighting or reflection from a mirror?

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5th Musketeer

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She's ready for action.

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Yes - but not very much  by the looks of it - see her likes!   

Forget the "Bi" I think she's just "Curious"!  Definitely looks as if she is not very happy about it either!  :wackogirl:


bristolqwerty

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just arrived at Dover ....
First task is to photographed by sergei for a prossie website......what a real shame, I doubt she has any understanding about whats been written......makes me very concerned.  :(

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She's ready for action.

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Hello Guys! IM new girl in town ,im nice girl!! Call for make booking!!!!

And no phone number listed  :crazy:

5th Musketeer

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And no phone number listed  :crazy:
But this morning, Dover wasn't even listed, so it's coming, piece by piece, but I think that she is scared out of her wits and as someone else said earlier, I would be worried.  Sergei has his claws into her.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

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I threw in 60p and had some revolting fun in the cheap gallery. But then I have a sordid imagination, I wish they were closer.

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I threw in 60p and had some revolting fun in the cheap gallery. But then I have a sordid imagination, I wish they were closer.
:D  Come on there must be better things to spend 60p on  :D

Offline Horizontal pleasures

:D  Come on there must be better things to spend 60p on  :D

such as?


Offline bob1

 External Link/Members Only what's going on with her right tit?? Is she escorting to save up for the right implant.
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Offline David1970

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Her right tit is under her top, that is why it look diffrent. Look at the picture on the right and her tits are the same, both fake, but the same. have look before you post next time.

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Her right tit is under her top, that is why it look diffrent. Look at the picture on the right and her tits are the same, both fake, but the same. have look before you post next time.
Still a bad boob job.

Offline rnrn636

She has forgot to hide her verification photo...no wonder she has no normal face pics!

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Offline Horizontal pleasures

She has forgot to hide her verification photo...no wonder she has no normal face pics!

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but a gorgeous body!



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Offline punk

Are her breasts whoppers or floppers?

Whoppy floppers at a guess.

Offline Turtle Z

This picture is just wrong and generally horrendous on so many levels...

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Offline Steely Dan

Hey Turtle Z (and others), please put 'width=300' or some similar number in the little box after the letters 'img' when you post a pic so it comes out like this.
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And if you press preview before post, you will know you got it right.

Offline Turtle Z

Thanks Dan, I wasn't sure how to do that  :hi:

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I wish you hadn't!  :scare:
As he said "This picture is just wrong and generally horrendous on so many levels... " and it WAS!  :scare: :scare: :scare:

Offline punk

Hey Turtle Z (and others), please put 'width=300' or some similar number in the little box after the letters 'img' when you post a pic so it comes out like this.
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And if you press preview before post, you will know you got it right.

Is that a fat man in a nappy, whats it called baby some thing service?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Is that a fat man in a nappy, whats it called baby some thing service?

I guess it is called pampering.