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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4600 on:** January 30, 2016, 07:13:44 am »

I would not shove this granny off a bus ....

northeastjohnnie · « **Reply #4601 on:** January 30, 2016, 10:20:48 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 30, 2016, 07:13:44 am

I would not shove this granny off a bus ....

...........so under a bus then!
She has the look of Camilla [Duchess of Cornwall] about her to me

Iloveoral · « **Reply #4602 on:** January 30, 2016, 01:41:18 pm »

Not one for me but at 72 good for her

bristolqwerty · « **Reply #4603 on:** January 30, 2016, 09:32:34 pm »

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Apologies if this has been posted before and also apologies even if it hasn't

Who pays for this? There are some sick f*****s out there.

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myothernameis · « **Reply #4604 on:** January 30, 2016, 09:47:31 pm »

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Apologies if this has been posted before and also apologies even if it hasn't Who pays for this? There are some sick f*****s out there.

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Is that ken dodd

Ali Katt · « **Reply #4605 on:** January 30, 2016, 10:35:35 pm »

Quote from: myothernameis on January 30, 2016, 09:47:31 pm

Is that ken dodd

I bet she's seen a lot of diddy men.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4606 on:** January 31, 2016, 01:54:03 pm »

I think someone called it a chin wank?

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Poopster · « **Reply #4607 on:** January 31, 2016, 02:17:15 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 31, 2016, 01:54:03 pm

I think someone called it a chin wank?

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As a punter, there is nothing more alluring to me that a top that looks like it was used to wipe her arse.

bristolqwerty · « **Reply #4608 on:** January 31, 2016, 02:22:17 pm »

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As a punter, there is nothing more alluring to me that a top that looks like it was used to wipe her arse.

Green curtains too f**k me

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4609 on:** January 31, 2016, 05:04:05 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 31, 2016, 01:54:03 pm

I think someone called it a chin wank?

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she does not look a happy bunny

milfwklover · « **Reply #4610 on:** January 31, 2016, 05:29:14 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 31, 2016, 01:54:03 pm

I think someone called it a chin wank?

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£160 ph.....bloody hell.

bristolqwerty · « **Reply #4611 on:** January 31, 2016, 06:51:27 pm »

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I hoping this isn't (wasn't once) another dude

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What is your favourite sexual position? doggie it gets right in to the hilt

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punk · « **Reply #4612 on:** January 31, 2016, 07:01:17 pm »

just a fat old bird.

Ali Katt · « **Reply #4613 on:** January 31, 2016, 07:35:46 pm »

Those are some weird tattoos I thought it was a peephole bra at first glance.

Bigus Dickus · « **Reply #4614 on:** January 31, 2016, 07:41:17 pm »

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I hoping this isn't (wasn't once) another dude
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That's fucking rank!

Bad dreams tonight!

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4615 on:** February 05, 2016, 12:54:55 pm »

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y u c k

Ali Katt · « **Reply #4616 on:** February 05, 2016, 01:16:03 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on February 05, 2016, 12:54:55 pm

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y u c k

22 more like 52.

big-paul-86 · « **Reply #4617 on:** February 05, 2016, 02:00:40 pm »

wonder if anyone has looked through all these, i get to page 3 and have to stop

The_Don · « **Reply #4618 on:** February 05, 2016, 02:33:51 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on February 05, 2016, 12:54:55 pm

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y u c k

Agreed

£300 P/H

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I am a PRINCESS that needs satisfaction, Lexy is my name and inflicting pain is my game

punk · « **Reply #4619 on:** February 05, 2016, 02:36:43 pm »

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y u c k

How to get cock rot in one easy step

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4620 on:** February 08, 2016, 10:48:23 pm »

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Ebony or albino?

vw · « **Reply #4621 on:** February 09, 2016, 09:20:43 pm »

Here is a freaky pic

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bristolqwerty · « **Reply #4622 on:** February 09, 2016, 09:25:29 pm »

Whats going on with her tits? Start just below the neck, very high up

Someones gonna have to visit each of the ladies on this thread

sadly their are probably guys that have without knowing it.

Why cant I unsubscribe to this thread - its not fair

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4623 on:** February 10, 2016, 08:23:53 am »

Quote from: Andyply on February 09, 2016, 09:25:29 pm

Someones gonna have to visit each of the ladies on this thread

I have maybe visited more ladies on this thread than anyone else or does someone rival this?
HP

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4624 on:** February 10, 2016, 08:25:47 am »

Quote from: virtualwaster on February 09, 2016, 09:20:43 pm

Here is a freaky pic

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https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=243

I had a good time as usual, probably 3 visits in all at 3 different locations.

punk · « **Reply #4625 on:** February 10, 2016, 05:52:09 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on February 10, 2016, 08:23:53 am

I have maybe visited more ladies on this thread than anyone else or does someone rival this?
HP

Are you stating punters on this thread or this website in general?

cockneybstrd · « **Reply #4626 on:** February 10, 2016, 06:41:22 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on February 10, 2016, 08:23:53 am

I have maybe visited more ladies on this thread than anyone else or does someone rival this?
HP

i am not sure if thats something to be boasting about HP

mikexxlong · « **Reply #4627 on:** February 10, 2016, 07:29:22 pm »

Quote from: virtualwaster on February 09, 2016, 09:20:43 pm

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Holy mother of god

I feel like I’ve just been cursed by looking at that picture

A sudden urge has come over me, to run to church, confess all my sins, throw holy water over myself & live a wholesome life, never to punt again

Please make the image go away , the horror, the horror

punk · « **Reply #4628 on:** February 10, 2016, 09:06:57 pm »

Quote from: cockneybstrd on February 10, 2016, 06:41:22 pm

i am not sure if thats something to be boasting about HP

Misread his comment, but yes,boasting sounds rather hmmm whats the word?

Ali Katt · « **Reply #4629 on:** February 10, 2016, 09:08:20 pm »

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In that photo she looks like Souad Faress (aka: the "girl" that cried rape).

Leveve · « **Reply #4630 on:** February 10, 2016, 09:34:40 pm »

Quote from: virtualwaster on February 09, 2016, 09:20:43 pm

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She looks like satans gateway to the realm of men. When I look at this picture Orff's OFortuna plays in my head.

HappyandLucky · « **Reply #4631 on:** February 11, 2016, 12:24:11 am »

Quote from: cockneybstrd on February 10, 2016, 06:41:22 pm

i am not sure if thats something to be boasting about HP

My view is It's great when you find your niche in life or hobby. HP, keeps his preferred selection transparent and reviewed. There have been a limited few on this thread where I have thought, a few pints more than usual then would I

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4632 on:** February 11, 2016, 08:59:46 am »

Quote from: punk on February 10, 2016, 05:52:09 pm

Are you stating punters on this thread or this website in general?

oops
this thread
sorry

cockneybstrd · « **Reply #4633 on:** February 11, 2016, 01:23:27 pm »

Quote from: HappyandLucky on February 11, 2016, 12:24:11 am

My view is It's great when you find your niche in life or hobby. HP, keeps his preferred selection transparent and reviewed. There have been a limited few on this thread where I have thought, a few pints more than usual then would I

The funny thing is that HP seems to have posted the most links as well as giving the most dogs a bone on this thread.

Not knocking it at all it's HP a man who lives by his own rules and I like that

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4634 on:** February 11, 2016, 02:06:27 pm »

Just doing what comes naturally ....

(you may have to read that more than once)

punk · « **Reply #4635 on:** February 11, 2016, 05:05:14 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on February 11, 2016, 02:06:27 pm

Just doing what comes naturally ....

(you may have to read that more than once)

Good way of looking at it. Punting is equal to brushing your teeth in the morning.

tarkus · « **Reply #4636 on:** February 11, 2016, 05:37:08 pm »

Quote from: virtualwaster on February 09, 2016, 09:20:43 pm

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and I don't think that was the worst in her portfolio.....

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Thankfully she prefers black men......serves you gents right for having huge cocks

mikexxlong · « **Reply #4637 on:** February 11, 2016, 05:46:09 pm »

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and I don't think that was the worst in her portfolio.....

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Thankfully she prefers black men......serves you gents right for having huge cocks

bristolqwerty · « **Reply #4638 on:** February 11, 2016, 07:19:42 pm »

Quote from: punk on February 11, 2016, 05:05:14 pm

Good way of looking at it. Punting is equal to brushing your teeth in the morning.

I don't think she brushes

rnrn636 · « **Reply #4639 on:** February 14, 2016, 09:45:50 pm »

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This is fucking horrific. I hope she has not put that in her mouth

cueball · « **Reply #4640 on:** February 14, 2016, 09:50:49 pm »

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This is fucking horrific. I hope she has not put that in her mouth

Fuckin hell

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4641 on:** February 14, 2016, 10:18:08 pm »

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can we translate that link to the original profile?
is it this one?
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she appears to have 1075 feedbacks and charges £150 an hour!
thanks

Jim1 · « **Reply #4642 on:** February 15, 2016, 09:28:45 am »

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This is fucking horrific. I hope she has not put that in her mouth

Totally agree. There has got to be something medically wrong there. That is one to be avoided at all costs.

myothernameis · « **Reply #4643 on:** February 15, 2016, 09:49:06 am »

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Were both attractive

Yeh, right in your mind

CatBBW · « **Reply #4644 on:** February 15, 2016, 10:24:07 am »

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"Were both attractive"

Yeh, right in your mind

Punctuation is everything. The way that's written actually means they WERE (once) attractive ... and now are not. She's lost an apostrophe.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4645 on:** February 15, 2016, 10:30:05 am »

beauty is as ever in the eye of the beholder, the main problem is that I cannot pop out to Scotland at lunchtime.

bristolqwerty · « **Reply #4646 on:** February 15, 2016, 12:58:08 pm »

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Punctuation is everything. The way that's written actually means they WERE (once) attractive ... and now are not. She's lost an apostrophe.

Good spot

To be fair AW admin may have taken it out themselves.

in an attempt to be vaguely honest with its customers.

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It looks like one is comforting the other, at least their honest. May I recommend therapy.

punk · « **Reply #4647 on:** February 15, 2016, 08:02:59 pm »

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I don't think she brushes

Thank the stars, i will never find out

punk · « **Reply #4648 on:** February 15, 2016, 08:06:29 pm »

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To many fried mar's bars.

Thats not curvy!!!! That's fat.

tigerfeet · « **Reply #4649 on:** February 20, 2016, 02:48:42 pm »

lack of roles has forced the actor who played Hurley in Lost to become an escort

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