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I did a bird in a wheelchair once, obviously it's very limited but in a kinky way it was fun, wouldn't do again for moral reasons hehe

But you're ok paying able-bodied women for sex?

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No I ment my personal experience, she wasn't a wg, and I didn't call her after I fucked, making me the bad guy, as in the wheel chair was a turn on after beer lol

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No I ment my personal experience, she wasn't a wg, and I didn't call her after I fucked, making me the bad guy, as in the wheel chair was a turn on after beer lol
The bad guy, you would have been the bad guy leading her on ! You treated here like any other one nigh stand  I take it back !

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Met her many months later at a funeral, she had her new boyfriend, I did offer to road test the new wheel chair with a quick lap around the block, she told me to fuck off, quite deserved too hehe

And yes I do feel guilty about it

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You don't need to feel guilty about it, you both wanted sex and got it, no big deal whether she's in a chair or not.   :thumbsup:

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In truth, I feel bad for her situation.  But 5 seconds of Googling will bring you her real name, her Facebook page, her address, she's dumb as fuck and has left everything, including those fleshy lumps on her vag, hanging out there for the world to see.  No thanks love, sorry.

what did you Google? I found zilch when I tried.

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You don't need to feel guilty about it, you both wanted sex and got it, no big deal whether she's in a chair or not.   :thumbsup:
She should've put the brakes on this relationships quickly   :D  or steered well clear   :D  VW  your a not a really fufffy pimp for VivastreetWheelchairs are you ?  :D
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She should've put the brakes on this relationships quickly   :D  or steered well clear   :D  VW  your a not a really fufffy pimp for VivastreetWheelchairs are you ?  :D

It was what it was....I didnt lead her up the garden path or wheel her in the wrong direction, she never got up and walked away!!   :lol:

I know I'm going off topic but would you???
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(I'm going to hell for this one I know!!)

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interesting profile............. :blush:

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interesting profile............. :

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gorgeous
miles away from me
and celibate
so not for me
and also I avoid perfumed ladies as it is a giveaway to missus HP

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she must have made a New Year Resolution to get it on ....


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what did you Google? I found zilch when I tried.

Your Google-fu is weak!  Google her AW username, it brings up her real name then Google her real name and her town.  I hope this breaks no rules, but there are no secrets with a girl as dumb as that and she makes it too easy to identify her.

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She should've put the brakes on this relationships quickly   :D  or steered well clear   :D  VW  your a not a really fufffy pimp for VivastreetWheelchairs are you ?  :D

Awful! 

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It's gotta be a trainwreck down there. Just an absolute casserole of nonsense.

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As usual in this type of thread, you're all wrong...

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No need to thank me, no it's all for you.

 Is that Andy from Little Britain   :lol:

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Is that Andy from Little Britain   :lol:

 :D  Someone will stump up the 60p soon for pg pictures  :scare:

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she must have made a New Year Resolution to get it on ....
A big pair of fun bags mind you.

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I find curvylynn quite interesting... she doesn't look like a jaded old prossie, fed up with sucking cocks for the last 40 years and secretly hating men.  She looks like a recent divorcee, a woman discovering freedom and sex!  I'll bet she's a crap shag but she'll try hard.

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Thank god she's human, I wasn't quite sure at first  :cool:

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I guess at 59 it makes life a little more interesting than corro and eastenders, she's probably not pulling blokes in the pub so it must be fun guys paying to fuck her, good on her if it's her new hobbie.


Not sure she got her last line correct
"If you book me have the decency to cancel"??
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Does anybody know how to train your brain to unsee something.

Brain bleach. *nods wisely*

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As usual in this type of thread, you're all wrong...

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No need to thank me, no it's all for you.
I don't like it

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I'm booking her for an outcall just to see how see gets up the 12 steps to the front door, worth a giggle and you been framed pay £250 so it's like free sex  :D

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unshaved stubble but neat fingernails
is this the sort of photo that teenagers and Members of Parliament send to each other as so called 'sexts'?

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I'm booking her for an outcall just to see how see gets up the 12 steps to the front door, worth a giggle and you been framed pay £250 so it's like free sex  :D
A decent human being would help her up the stairs to enable you both to get fucking!

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There's also a chance the you've been framed team may not play the video 'wheelchair hooked attempts 12 steps for cash' and my £250 for the video will be out the window  :lol:

A decent human being, wouldn't have called her to start with  :cool:

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We are all here as we like to be indecent.

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A decent human being, wouldn't have called her to start with  :cool:

This suggests you made contact...

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This suggests you made contact...

Busted you got me haha I'm here shagging her now, she said to tell you, give her an hour and your tea will be ready though  :lol:


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Busted you got me haha I'm here shagging her now, she said to tell you, give her an hour and your tea will be ready though  :lol:

 :vomit:



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£200 an hour for her freaky boobs and her luscious world?

I'm now utterly convinced you're just making these profiles up! 

Also, it seems Barbie doesn't translate into Romanian. 

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 ;) Am more annoyed there is no alternative tab to peek at as advertised :cry:


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£200 an hour for her freaky boobs and her luscious world?
I would rather have a bang on Chris Moyles than Morales.

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£200 an hour for her freaky boobs and her luscious world?

Maths isn't her strong point - £70 for 30mins or £200 for an hour.

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Maths isn't her strong point - £70 for 30mins or £200 for an hour.
I noticed that lol

The shocking thing is someone will pay her, probably barebacking too  :vomit:

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I noticed that lol

The shocking thing is someone will pay her, probably barebacking too  :vomit:
I'm looking at you HP.

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I'm looking at you HP.

thanks for the kind thought Alison, but you are too far away. Best stick to the worst pictures competition, as flirting is not encouraged on this forum.