Author Topic: The worst escort picture challenge  (Read 1301507 times)

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I see bo selecta’s Mel B is now offering services apprently she’s very hot

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We all have good days - and we all have bad days!
I saw this SP in Spain last year and rated the experience as a Neutral.
Her nationality on the current VS advert is shown as Cambodian - she told me she was Colombian.
At the time, 'sins denturas' was her USP - still has an advert running in Spain and has maxed out the fact she can take her teeth out - plugging herself as the toothless one and describing an experience you will never forget.   
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She has teeth like stars - they come out at night!

Offline bigjohn1987

This one just popped up
ROM  :vomit:
loving the TATS & post-box
makes me wanna book know..............

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This one just popped up
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loving the TATS & post-box
makes me wanna book know..............

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What is it with Roms and wearing sleepers out in the street!  :lol:

... and what is the 1970 and 1975 tats on her kness! Totally  :wacko:

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What is it with Roms and wearing sleepers out in the street!  :lol:

... and what is the 1970 and 1975 tats on her kness! Totally  :wacko:
Well the tatts are 1975 for when she went to go down on her knees and 1978 is when she managed to get back up again  :lol: :lol:

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This one just popped up
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loving the TATS & post-box
makes me wanna book know..............

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She states she is 'incredibly contagious '  :scare:

Offline StingRay

Reminds me of the pictures that some guys post holding a beer can next to their dick!  ;)
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Offline Generalstockinghead

This one just popped up
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loving the TATS & post-box
makes me wanna book know..............

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Something something her box looks very red and hard to fill...

Offline RogerHealey

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loving the TATS & post-box
makes me wanna book know..............

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That's quite a wide slot. Unlike on the the post box...

Offline Grenadier36

This one just popped up
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loving the TATS & post-box
makes me wanna book know..............

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I've heard of mail order brides but didn't know they did returns!

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Offline Landscape

There's liking them on the skinny side..and then there's this. Good grief.  :scare:

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« Last Edit: October 14, 2024, 08:37:31 pm by Landscape »


Offline DastardlyDick

I think antony8821 has a winner here



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Yeah, I doubt anyone can find anything worse! I certainly hope they can't, anyway  :vomit:
Each to their own etc, but would anyone want to fuck him/her for £130 ph?
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Offline mistertoad

I think antony8821 has a winner here



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This should come with some sort of warning :lol: What a terrible day to have eyes.

Offline mandy18

This should come with some sort of warning :lol: What a terrible day to have eyes.
It has somehow managed to get 2 AW positives :lol:

Offline webpunter

There's liking them on the skinny side..and then there's this. Good grief.  :scare:

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That looks like its been dug up  :scare: :scare:

Offline DastardlyDick

That looks like its been dug up  :scare: :scare:
Possibly some anorexia going on there, but I suppose if that floats your boat £100 oh is pretty reasonable these days.

Offline DouglasReynholm

This should come with some sort of warning :lol: What a terrible day to have eyes.
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Offline shed

That looks like its been dug up  :scare: :scare:


That is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Offline shed

This should come with some sort of warning :lol: What a terrible day to have eyes.



When will you be posting a review Webby?  ;) ;)


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A valiant attempt but I think "marshmallow" nominated by Anthony still wins  :vomit:
I wonder what this one's Duo partner looks like?

Offline DouglasReynholm

A valiant attempt but I think "marshmallow" nominated by Anthony still wins  :vomit:
I wonder what this one's Duo partner looks like?
Marshmallow is #1 of all time (the tranny angle clinches it) but I do like how Sissy Queen is actually a wooden figure of a pirate from a theme park.

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I expect her duo partner just operates the ride. The louder you scream, the faster you run away.

Online Punterperson1971

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I don’t think she looks that bad to be honest there’s a lot worse way worse on here

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I don’t think she looks that bad to be honest there’s a lot worse way worse on here
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Beauty always in the eye of the beholder. !


Offline bops909

This one just popped up
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loving the TATS & post-box
makes me wanna book know..............

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This profile will be one to watch. I fully expect it to show up with a completely new set of images in the near future, now it has been successfully verified.

This image  using a UK post box is a standard one AW request when verifying a profile.

Offline mrwhite

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Her profile text says No Anal (No Bareback) and No CIM...

Yet her likes list contains Anal, CIM and Swallow!!!  No contradictions there then.

Offline dexpunt

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Don't know if this has been mentioned before but I came across this one this morning. Be honest would anyone actually give this a try

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Don't know if this has been mentioned before but I came across this one this morning. Be honest would anyone actually give this a try




Webby would tofft that no problems. Just his type of cunt  :lol:

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Webby would tofft that no problems. Just his type of cunt  :lol:

You having a bad day ?
A cracking result yesterday
Against a team most people have never heard of, unless they happen to have been there on holiday
MOT
 ;)

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I see that the Tyne tunnel is in dire need of repair.

Offline shed

You having a bad day ?
A cracking result yesterday
Against a team most people have never heard of, unless they happen to have been there on holiday
MOT
 ;)




Times are good Webby. Nice of you to be concerned  :thumbsup:
Going to Millwall for the weekend to cheer me up even more  :dance: :dance: :yahoo:

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Times are good Webby. Nice of you to be concerned  :thumbsup:
Going to Millwall for the weekend to cheer me up even more  :dance: :dance: :yahoo:

I could have gone to the match, away end
Thankfully i didnt bother, Leeds were not so Super
Dreadful

Listening to the Millwall pikey fans would have been tedious
Attached a pic Millwall fans making their way to Wembley in 2017  :D

The Leeds fans sang 'Jimmy Saville, he's one of your own' & Sky Sports couldn't filter this out  :lol:

Thats a long drive for you even from Brummie land
Gives you sumfink to-do, pretend you've got some mates in saarf east london
Enjoy  :hi:

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Offline shed

Off topic. Needs reporting and moving to 'football' in "non punting" section.'

Offline webpunter

Off topic. Needs reporting and moving to 'football' in "non punting" section.'

Good luck with the reporting 
Your lot could be moved to non football section
 ;)

Offline akauya

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IMO compared to some of the "worst escort picture challenge" contenders on this tread she doesn't look bad at all. Despite the lip fillers (not great) she looks OK to me.

Offline DastardlyDick

IMO compared to some of the "worst escort picture challenge" contenders on this tread she doesn't look bad at all. Despite the lip fillers (not great) she looks OK to me.
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They'd certainly look good round your cock!  :lol:

Offline DouglasReynholm

Good luck with the reporting 
Your lot could be moved to non football section
 ;)
Do you mind? This is a high class worst escort picture challenge for gentlemen, not match night at some town centre pub.

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Offline Bonker

Fookin ell.
Like a giant goldfish trying to escape from a sack of animated spuds.