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Offline Bonker

« Reply #7600 on: August 20, 2019, 01:08:10 am »
"I would like to add in my defence"

Defence considered and rejected.
Sentenced to 5 years of punting HP's rejects.

Offline MME

« Reply #7601 on: August 20, 2019, 08:53:15 am »
Quote from: Bonker on August 20, 2019, 01:08:10 am
"I would like to add in my defence"

Defence considered and rejected.
Sentenced to 5 years of punting HP's rejects.

....Slams gavel onto the sound block...... "Take him down"....

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7602 on: August 20, 2019, 10:39:47 am »
Quote from: Bonker on August 20, 2019, 01:08:10 am
"I would like to add in my defence"

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nice one Bonker
you will enjoy my rejects
it is the ones I actually visit who might be an appropriate sentence!

Offline Bonker

« Reply #7603 on: August 20, 2019, 04:15:07 pm »
Very good HP.
Glad you can take a joke.
I enjoy your posts and the threads you've started.

Offline Plan R

« Reply #7604 on: August 20, 2019, 04:52:45 pm »
Quote from: MME on August 15, 2019, 02:34:45 pm
I've banged worse..!

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This is the type of burd who i've very occasionally had a play with in some town centre iffy parlour
I would like to add in my defence...

Gents, I'm in awe of both your honesty and your ability to indiscriminately fuck anything in a skirt - cos I would have difficulty raising a smile for that !  :D :hi:




Offline Plan R

« Reply #7605 on: August 20, 2019, 04:55:21 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on August 20, 2019, 10:39:47 am
nice one Bonker
you will enjoy my rejects
it is the ones I actually visit who might be an appropriate sentence!

Foooookinel !
HP's 'reject' list ??!!  The ones that don't make the grade ??!!!
This I gotta see
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« Reply #7606 on: August 20, 2019, 05:11:34 pm »
Quote from: Plan R on August 20, 2019, 04:52:45 pm
Gents, I'm in awe of both your honesty and your ability to indiscriminately fuck anything in a skirt - cos I would have difficulty raising a smile for that !  :D :hi:

As someone also with shameful skidmarks blemishes on their punting track record, sometimes you just have to man up and get the job done, however dirty the work. :lol:

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« Reply #7607 on: August 22, 2019, 03:43:36 pm »
Hot Hot Lady

Wants £150ph just for being hot by the looks of her 'enjoys' list.  Mentions GFE... more like MLE (mother-in-law experience).


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Offline Whipthatbooty

« Reply #7608 on: August 22, 2019, 03:49:19 pm »
Please stop making me laugh this much on public transport.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7609 on: August 22, 2019, 07:46:43 pm »
Quote from: Waterhouse on August 22, 2019, 03:43:36 pm
Hot Hot Lady

Wants £150ph just for being hot by the looks of her 'enjoys' list.  Mentions GFE... more like MLE (mother-in-law experience).

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Lives in 'Molsey' ?? Maybe Molesey, bad speller,

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« Reply #7610 on: August 22, 2019, 08:02:40 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on August 22, 2019, 07:46:43 pm
Lives in 'Molsey' ?? Maybe Molesey, bad speller,
Beauty and brains... what more could you ask for!   :lol:

Offline myothernameis

« Reply #7611 on: August 23, 2019, 02:14:42 am »
Quote from: Waterhouse on August 22, 2019, 03:43:36 pm
Hot Hot Lady

Wants £150ph just for being hot by the looks of her 'enjoys' list.  Mentions GFE... more like MLE (mother-in-law experience).


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Anyone else think, it looks like a guy

Offline Landscape

« Reply #7612 on: August 24, 2019, 12:05:28 am »
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She's a naughty wife next door apparently

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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7613 on: August 24, 2019, 07:22:17 am »

Offline ZeroCount

« Reply #7614 on: August 24, 2019, 07:42:46 am »
Quote from: Landscape on August 24, 2019, 12:05:28 am
She's a naughty wife next door apparently

That's fine, as long as she stays next door.

Offline freeze44

« Reply #7615 on: August 24, 2019, 08:39:29 am »
Quote from: Landscape on August 24, 2019, 12:05:28 am
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She's a naughty wife next door apparently

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 :lol: enough to make me move house!! How many takers can she get for thoe 'naughty' services ffs!!!

Offline Bogof60

« Reply #7616 on: August 24, 2019, 11:21:40 am »
$150 an hour as well.

Bargain
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Offline jimmyha

« Reply #7617 on: August 25, 2019, 01:04:56 am »
Quote from: Bogof60 on August 24, 2019, 11:21:40 am
$150 an hour as well.

Bargain

jesus christ

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« Reply #7618 on: August 25, 2019, 03:19:13 am »

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7619 on: August 25, 2019, 10:06:41 am »
Quote from: MrMatrix on August 25, 2019, 03:19:13 am
At least she will be nice and clean for those brave enough :hi:
clean? maybe, but not nice.

Offline CheeseBoard

« Reply #7620 on: August 25, 2019, 11:23:31 am »

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« Reply #7621 on: August 28, 2019, 09:09:14 pm »
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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7622 on: August 28, 2019, 09:25:30 pm »

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« Reply #7623 on: August 28, 2019, 09:26:55 pm »

Offline MME

« Reply #7624 on: August 28, 2019, 09:42:04 pm »

Offline Landscape

« Reply #7625 on: August 28, 2019, 09:47:05 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on August 28, 2019, 09:26:55 pm
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Good grief! The last time I saw something like that was in Dune!  :scare:

Offline freeze44

« Reply #7626 on: August 28, 2019, 10:40:56 pm »
Quote from: Landscape on August 28, 2019, 09:47:05 pm
Good grief! The last time I saw something like that was in Dune!  :scare:

 :lol: the picture gallery a v v specialised taste!?! fancy a duo to remember...if you live to tell!  :crazy:



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« Reply #7627 on: August 28, 2019, 11:34:55 pm »

Offline Bonker

« Reply #7628 on: August 29, 2019, 12:34:41 am »
Her interview notes are a giggle.
She likes 'chinise' and Pepsi max.
She describes her body type as 'few extra pounds'.

Form an orderly queue please.

Offline freeze44

« Reply #7629 on: August 29, 2019, 08:53:57 am »
Quote from: Bonker on August 29, 2019, 12:34:41 am
Her interview notes are a giggle.
She likes 'chinise' and Pepsi max.
She describes her body type as 'few extra pounds'.

Form an orderly queue please.

few extra pounds!! Jesus save us! Imagine meeting that on a blind date with that description...bubbly as well bet!!

When does a few extra pounds or puppy fat become obese??!!  :wacko:

Offline michaeldhm

« Reply #7630 on: August 29, 2019, 01:52:11 pm »
Quote from: Landscape on August 28, 2019, 09:47:05 pm
Good grief! The last time I saw something like that was in Dune!  :scare:

I think it looks rather like something that emerged from a 130 ton fatberg in London ...
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Offline Bogof60

« Reply #7631 on: August 29, 2019, 01:58:20 pm »
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Yikes  :scare:

That face would scare my cat  :scare:
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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7632 on: August 29, 2019, 02:41:33 pm »

Offline winkywanky

« Reply #7633 on: August 29, 2019, 02:56:48 pm »
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Yikes  :scare:

That face would scare my cat  :scare:


Hmmm, for £70/hr with anal included, she could be pretty good as a right dirty fuck whose Enjoys include just about everything.

She doesn't do herself any favours with the Little Bo Peep headgear though. Looks a bit like an ageing hippychick.

I think her face wouldn't look quite that bad if she weren't gurning like that. But if it bothered you, you could tell her your fetish was for doing girls up the bum and plastering their face while they wore a mask  :cool:

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« Reply #7634 on: August 29, 2019, 03:08:32 pm »
Quote from: winkywanky on August 29, 2019, 02:56:48 pm

Hmmm, for £70/hr with anal included, she could be pretty good as a right dirty fuck whose Enjoys include just about everything.

She doesn't do herself any favours with the Little Bo Peep headgear though. Looks a bit like an ageing hippychick.

I think her face wouldn't look quite that bad if she weren't gurning like that. But if it bothered you, you could tell her your fetish was for doing girls up the bum and plastering their face while they wore a mask  :cool:

I tend to agree. Gimp mask all the way. What worries me is the pics looks dated - her tits almost have that "fresh out of the box" look about them - so buyer beware.

Offline winkywanky

« Reply #7635 on: August 29, 2019, 03:14:36 pm »
...yes, it could all go badly wrong if the pics are more than a couple of yrs old. She's at that difficult age...

Offline thekingreturns

« Reply #7636 on: August 29, 2019, 03:28:43 pm »
In that pic she has a look of Pennywise the dancing clown from the updated IT.

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« Reply #7637 on: August 29, 2019, 03:43:22 pm »
Looks like a bloke to me anyway (hands and face). Doesn't list penetration on the Enjoys menu - anal only as far as I can see.

Offline Bogof60

« Reply #7638 on: August 29, 2019, 04:29:49 pm »
Yeah the body does not look too shabby.
It's the gurning that brought her to my attention  :crazy:
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« Reply #7639 on: August 29, 2019, 04:33:07 pm »
Quote from: Bogof60 on August 29, 2019, 04:29:49 pm
Yeah the body does not look too shabby.
It's the gurning that brought her to my attention  :crazy:

Wait until you stick your junk in her ass. :wackogirl:

Offline Bogof60

« Reply #7640 on: August 29, 2019, 04:43:31 pm »
Quote from: Fuzzyduck on August 29, 2019, 04:33:07 pm
Wait until you stick your junk in her ass. :wackogirl:

Suppose I could just close my eyes and think of England.  :coolgirl:
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« Reply #7641 on: August 29, 2019, 04:46:30 pm »
Quote from: Bogof60 on August 29, 2019, 04:43:31 pm
Suppose I could just close my eyes and think of England.  :coolgirl:

Or what else you should have spent £70 on.

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« Reply #7642 on: August 29, 2019, 08:14:05 pm »
Quote from: freeze44 on August 28, 2019, 10:40:56 pm
:lol: the picture gallery a v v specialised taste!?! fancy a duo to remember...if you live to tell!  :crazy:



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No thanks, I prefer WGs without their own gravity field.  :D

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« Reply #7643 on: August 30, 2019, 12:27:35 am »
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Can't seem to post pics for some reason but third profile pic is hideous.

Offline Bonker

« Reply #7644 on: August 30, 2019, 12:55:07 am »
You can't post the pic because there is a punting god who looks after our eyesight.

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« Reply #7645 on: August 30, 2019, 12:56:16 am »
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mieaowwww

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Maybe that's what the Bury FC owners wasted their money and brains on.

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« Reply #7647 on: August 30, 2019, 06:26:00 am »
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Can't seem to post pics for some reason but third profile pic is hideous.

Do you mean this?:

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« Reply #7649 on: August 30, 2019, 09:18:27 am »
Show some respect... She's a “sexy, slim goddess”.    :lol:
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