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Author Topic: The worst escort picture challenge  (Read 502884 times)

Offline Lz-129

Poll setup, 15 nominations, let Adam decide the prize if any :thumbsup:

Offline Tailpipe

Could maybe ask the winner if they'd like to partake in the next (if there is one) free punt competition


May me you could put your name forward for a free punt.  :D

I might volunteer to meet the winner ... ? And do a FR, well I met one lady in Southend already.

(It would also depend on geography)

Offline Tailpipe

I might volunteer to meet the winner ... ? And do a FR, well I met one lady in Southend already.

(It would also depend on geography)


You brave man


Offline zootie

brave? foolish more like it.

Seriously HP I've read your posts and seen examples of 'women' you find attractive - example sock woman
I've never come across a chap with tastes such as yours
Enlighten this fool and tell us what the appeal is  :unknown:



I like ladies who are larger but not exclusively. Even a slim one can turn me on if she is randy. Large hips are a turn on.
I like ladies who will not turn up their noses at a gent aged 71 although for my age I am OK, genial, smiling, middle class voice but not a snob, and the dangly bits work and I know how to wind up a lady's energy, love a good snog, give a good massage. No poo or pee for me.
So I like more mature ladies, maybe experienced at sex but not too long on the game, genuinely looking for affection and passion, if they pretend, they are good at it, but so am I.

So the so called young fit birds will not always suit me. I do not object to disability or for example a poor skin quality as long as breath is sweet. Hate tobacco, avoid perfume.

I quite like what some of you might think of as sordid, although I like a lady who washes as I do. I understand that some may live in deprived neighbourhoods and themselves have sparse furnishings as long as clean.
I often find them outside of London, smaller town or village, sometimes in a suburb. Sometimes not English.
Carly was great fun.
Will that do?

Offline zootie

Thanks HP for your frankness
Never hurts to try to see things from another perspective
As for Carly, I'll take your word for it. You don't need to worry about bumping into me if you're thinking about visiting her again.  :D
« Last Edit: May 27, 2013, 10:16:34 PM by zootie »

Offline Tailpipe

HP


Each to ther own , as they say, but very well put  :hi:

HP


Each to ther own , as they say, but very well put  :hi:

and I am scared of dogs, if a lady has one it has to be placed into another room with the door shut so I go past your avatar at speed hehe,


Enlighten this fool and tell us what the appeal is  :unknown:
your turn, what appeals to you?
this needs a new thread

Offline Marmalade

your turn, what appeals to you?
this needs a new thread

Not really. But when I saw the title of the thread, I thought, why bother? We could just have pictures of some of HP's better ones.


Easy :cool:





Offline tightfoot69

I don't mean to sound nasty but how do some of these women get business? I have paid the odd time whilst not being attracted at all to the girl, but that was usually on a walk in and there was nobody else available.

not as bad as some but still terribly useless

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/2031944 or https://www.adultwork.com/Sonam%5FRai




Offline Melb

not as bad as some but still terribly useless

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/2031944 or https://www.adultwork.com/Sonam%5FRai

I think Sonam Rai is a type of Indian stodgy pudding made with rye bread  :D

Offline victor407

I think this one would beat any on here. Infact, if I booked this girl and she opened the door, I would just instantly ask "Trick or Treat"


 https://www.adultwork.com/1482922 or https://www.adultwork.com/sexy+maria+xxx

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Offline Marmalade

I think this one would beat any on here. Infact, if I booked this girl and she opened the door, I would just instantly ask "Trick or Treat"
 https://www.adultwork.com/1482922 or https://www.adultwork.com/sexy+maria+xxx
https://www.adultwork.com/dlgVerificationPhoto.asp?SelUserID=1482922
It's amazing how the pussy-whipped feedback fluffies break their backs to say sweet things. Such as "Nice body" rather than saying "face like fuck, thought all my Halloweens had come at once."

I think this one would beat any on here. Infact, if I booked this girl and she opened the door, I would just instantly ask "Trick or Treat"


 https://www.adultwork.com/1482922 or https://www.adultwork.com/sexy+maria+xxx

https://www.adultwork.com/dlgVerificationPhoto.asp?SelUserID=1482922


that is horrific


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