Author Topic: The worst escort picture challenge (Read 867618 times)

milkman10 · « **Reply #6550 on:** April 26, 2018, 11:58:53 pm »

the funny thing is that these people get bookings

FCB · « **Reply #6551 on:** April 27, 2018, 03:04:18 am »

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MrMatrix · « **Reply #6552 on:** April 27, 2018, 08:37:20 am »

Fucking hell, what a train crash. She must be in a world of total confusion

thumbspot · « **Reply #6553 on:** April 27, 2018, 07:56:02 pm »

9 inch clit.

lol

Thecunninglinguist · « **Reply #6554 on:** April 27, 2018, 08:10:41 pm »

Female ejaculation and pussy pumping in likes list...............deluded or what?

scutty brown · « **Reply #6555 on:** April 27, 2018, 08:18:13 pm »

I see she's in Blackburn. Ideal for the Paki market there.

Troutzilla · « **Reply #6556 on:** April 27, 2018, 09:54:51 pm »

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It's the choice of newspaper that really makes this one...

Thecunninglinguist · « **Reply #6557 on:** April 27, 2018, 10:53:17 pm »

Quote from: Troutzilla on April 27, 2018, 09:54:51 pm

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It's the choice of newspaper that really makes this one...

I think the Likes list lost something in translation. It must be one of the wierdest on AW.?

MrMatrix · « **Reply #6558 on:** April 28, 2018, 01:13:04 pm »

Quote from: Troutzilla on April 27, 2018, 09:54:51 pm

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It's the choice of newspaper that really makes this one...

And shes gone....................thankfully I guess.

Troutzilla · « **Reply #6559 on:** April 28, 2018, 03:53:53 pm »

I think the news headline referred to this story:

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Coupled with a rather angry looking, 50 year old munter it made for quite the ominous picture...

Clitheroelad · « **Reply #6560 on:** April 30, 2018, 09:38:48 am »

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Derby seems to have more than it's fair share young fat munters at the moment.......here's another.

She says she likes Daddy Daughter play but you wouldn't want her sitting on your knee........

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There was actually only a thimble full of water the bath before she got in. Reckon theres a crane on standby to hoist her out.

Bogof60 · « **Reply #6561 on:** April 30, 2018, 10:56:15 am »

EEEEK

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WhackDaddy · « **Reply #6562 on:** April 30, 2018, 06:30:33 pm »

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Q. can i have a photo of you? A. I do not send out any photo's so please don't ask..

Despite the fact she has her mug on her profile why the fuck would you want a picture

m4rmite · « **Reply #6563 on:** April 30, 2018, 08:11:01 pm »

Quote from: WhackDaddy on April 30, 2018, 06:30:33 pm

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Despite the fact she has her mug on her profile why the fuck would you want a picture

Also has bareback listed, that was the deal breaker for me

Chuckman · « **Reply #6564 on:** April 30, 2018, 08:51:40 pm »

Quote from: Bogof60 on April 30, 2018, 10:56:15 am

EEEEK

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The main profile pic is one before he put on weight. She's even bigger in the other pic!

DastardlyDick · « **Reply #6565 on:** April 30, 2018, 09:24:21 pm »

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OMG Just as I think we've plumbed the depths of human nastiness, one of you lot has to prove me wrong! Now please pass the mind bleach.
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bobdavid · « **Reply #6566 on:** May 03, 2018, 08:51:10 pm »

Dear god, please, please, let there be a harddrive failure on the server holding UKP that corrupts just this one thread, leaving everything else intact.

There's no damn unsubscribe button

The_Don · « **Reply #6567 on:** May 04, 2018, 07:03:06 am »

Quote from: bobdavid on May 03, 2018, 08:51:10 pm

There's no damn unsubscribe button

Once you post, there no going back.

rudolph hucker · « **Reply #6568 on:** May 04, 2018, 03:10:15 pm »

Quote from: Philmeboots on April 26, 2018, 11:01:20 pm

Nothing that a finely aimed harpoon wouldn't sort out

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #6569 on:** May 04, 2018, 03:31:09 pm »

foot in mouth disease?

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #6570 on:** May 04, 2018, 05:29:31 pm »

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foot in mouth disease?

OOOPS I forgot to post a link and now here it is

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another one yucky

and here is the link for the first pair if feet: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

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Ali Katt · « **Reply #6571 on:** May 05, 2018, 11:41:28 pm »

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Looks like one of those old print outs from an early 90s "bubble jet" printer. It's obviously a screen to phone picture though.

Ali Katt · « **Reply #6572 on:** May 05, 2018, 11:42:15 pm »

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Scarier than that horror film I watched last week.

MrMatrix · « **Reply #6573 on:** May 07, 2018, 05:29:05 am »

In 6 years shes only had 3 reviews on AW, I wonder why

mrdiamond77 · « **Reply #6574 on:** May 07, 2018, 06:00:20 pm »

Good God. Why did I look at this thread when I am eating.

The_Don · « **Reply #6575 on:** May 07, 2018, 06:18:40 pm »

Quote from: mrdiamond77 on May 07, 2018, 06:00:20 pm

Good God. Why did I look at this thread when I am eating.

Could be a dieting aid for some

Pussyfoot · « **Reply #6576 on:** May 21, 2018, 08:54:47 pm »

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I am moving to your area ..... ?!?!!!!

well it is st Anne's

paper7 · « **Reply #6577 on:** May 21, 2018, 10:54:09 pm »

Quote from: The_Don on May 07, 2018, 06:18:40 pm

Could be a dieting aid for some

Brilliant comment!

bristolqwerty · « **Reply #6578 on:** May 21, 2018, 11:07:22 pm »

Quote from: mrdiamond77 on May 07, 2018, 06:00:20 pm

Good God. Why did I look at this thread when I am eating.

Is there a way to back out and unsubscribe? Even my mortgage had a window to pull out.

JAE · « **Reply #6579 on:** May 22, 2018, 09:22:01 am »

And old picture, the cat died quite a while back. Quite attractive in a boyish way but obviously female, attractive breasts with prominent nipples and, very much to my taste, nice hairy armpits, sweet to the nose, and a beautiful black hairy triangle surrounding a tasty cunt with prominent labia, excellent to suck. BJ wet and sloppy but rather noisy but who cares - that cunt was marvellous.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #6580 on:** May 22, 2018, 09:35:05 am »

Quote from: JAE on May 22, 2018, 09:22:01 am

And old picture, the cat died quite a while back. Quite attractive in a boyish way but obviously female, attractive breasts with prominent nipples and, very much to my taste, nice hairy armpits, sweet to the nose, and a beautiful black hairy triangle surrounding a tasty cunt with prominent labia, excellent to suck. BJ wet and sloppy but rather noisy but who cares - that cunt was marvellous.

what are you on about? Need a link and preferably a photo please. Or even a review?

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #6581 on:** May 22, 2018, 10:59:48 am »

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click for a great view

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #6582 on:** May 22, 2018, 06:53:20 pm »

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Clitheroelad · « **Reply #6583 on:** May 23, 2018, 03:13:08 pm »

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Fucking hell its Marc Almond

milkman10 · « **Reply #6584 on:** May 23, 2018, 03:54:02 pm »

looks like phil Tufnell with a wig on

Avg_Joe · « **Reply #6585 on:** May 23, 2018, 04:01:35 pm »

fuck me, did you have to quote and thus repost those images again ? once was bad enough

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #6586 on:** May 24, 2018, 03:25:27 am »

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Heph · « **Reply #6587 on:** May 24, 2018, 04:59:58 am »

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My God! Is there no beginning to that body's appeal?

MrMatrix · « **Reply #6588 on:** May 24, 2018, 07:42:37 am »

Looks like beached whales are appearing on AW now.

Veritas · « **Reply #6589 on:** May 24, 2018, 08:11:21 am »

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Looks like beached whales are appearing on AW now.

And you know that when one washes up there are often a whole crowd of them waiting to throw themselves on unsuspecting surfers MrM

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #6590 on:** May 24, 2018, 09:25:25 am »

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not quite the worst but what an idea, her photo is in a cemetery?

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