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getonit

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« Reply #5900 on: May 26, 2017, 12:13:53 am »
Worst as in the worst photoshopped photo . "Shall I just use some babes body and blurr out the face?    Naa i'll stick my own ugly mug on , they will never notice "

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getonit

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« Reply #5901 on: May 26, 2017, 12:14:48 am »

bristolqwerty

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« Reply #5902 on: May 26, 2017, 07:29:58 am »
Crikey that's appalling.  A sack over the face with that body is a possibility but I'd hate to think what her real body looks like.  :cry:

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« Reply #5903 on: May 26, 2017, 09:48:54 am »
Quote from: getonit on May 26, 2017, 12:13:53 am
Worst as in the worst photoshopped photo . "Shall I just use some babes body and blurr out the face?    Naa i'll stick my own ugly mug on , they will never notice "

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More like "Naa i'll stick some bloke's ugly mug on"

bristolqwerty

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« Reply #5904 on: May 26, 2017, 04:27:21 pm »
Profile gone ~ thank you Jebus  :angelgirl:

bristolqwerty

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« Reply #5905 on: May 26, 2017, 10:33:04 pm »
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Take your pick with this one.  Has her fanny been surgically sealed shut?
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Q. Can I be your boyfriend?   A. I get asked this question a lot because everyone falls in love with me. However, I don't date clients... sorry :)

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« Reply #5906 on: May 26, 2017, 10:51:08 pm »
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Surely that face is the Mona Lisa with added hair?

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« Reply #5907 on: May 26, 2017, 11:09:43 pm »
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bristolqwerty

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« Reply #5908 on: May 27, 2017, 06:17:35 am »
Enigmatic  :vomit:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #5909 on: May 27, 2017, 07:16:54 am »
This one must have a Balkan Sergei as she moves every week, I noticed her profile everywhere, looks voluptuous but I do not trust this one.

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Take your pick with this one.  Has her fanny been surgically sealed shut?
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« Reply #5910 on: May 27, 2017, 10:06:38 am »
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Take your pick with this one.  Has her fanny been surgically sealed shut?
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touring Slovenian at £60/hour? She must be a trafficking victim. Anyone seen her?

5th Musketeer

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« Reply #5911 on: May 27, 2017, 12:47:11 pm »
Quote from: scutty brown on May 27, 2017, 10:06:38 am
touring Slovenian at £60/hour? She must be a trafficking victim. Anyone seen her?
But by the time you've paid her extras you'll be over £100/hour

Offline DrConners

« Reply #5912 on: May 27, 2017, 01:13:05 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 27, 2017, 07:16:54 am
This one must have a Balkan Sergei as she moves every week, I noticed her profile everywhere, looks voluptuous but I do not trust this one.

AW feedback is all over the place - one non active member just left one word "negative" and another one obviously knew there was a bullet to dodge leaving a classic excuse "Had to cancell my car broke down."     ;)

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #5913 on: May 28, 2017, 09:32:25 pm »
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I saw this one on another thread. Even I would not let her do me a Dyson.

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Offline FCB

« Reply #5914 on: May 28, 2017, 09:37:55 pm »
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bristolqwerty

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« Reply #5915 on: May 29, 2017, 12:37:01 am »
Jo Brand?

Offline peestee

« Reply #5916 on: May 29, 2017, 12:40:10 am »

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #5917 on: May 29, 2017, 09:48:19 am »

Offline Jimbobjones

« Reply #5918 on: May 29, 2017, 10:06:34 pm »

Offline TPreston

« Reply #5919 on: May 29, 2017, 10:30:04 pm »

Offline Steely Dan

« Reply #5920 on: May 30, 2017, 08:38:01 pm »
Put a picture of your pussy on the site, they said.
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bristolqwerty

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« Reply #5921 on: May 30, 2017, 09:44:40 pm »
Nice pussy 🐱

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #5922 on: May 30, 2017, 10:27:24 pm »
Quote from: Steely Dan on May 30, 2017, 08:38:01 pm
Put a picture of your pussy on the site, they said.
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From Todmorden, the lesbian capital of the north of England

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« Reply #5923 on: May 30, 2017, 11:12:44 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 30, 2017, 10:27:24 pm
From Todmorden, the lesbian capital of the north of England

She was offering dyke services a couple of weeks ago, but seems to have changed her profile.
Almost tempted to book her on the grounds that it would be a nice change to shag a girl who you know hates men, as opposed to shagging romanians, who always seem ambivalent as to whether they hate you or not.

Chuckman

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« Reply #5924 on: May 31, 2017, 01:31:33 am »
Quote from: Steely Dan on May 30, 2017, 08:38:01 pm
Put a picture of your pussy on the site, they said.
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Nice cat but its owner looks like a psycho - an impression that isn't helped by the start of her profile in which she states she's genuine and normal.  :scare:

Chuckman

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« Reply #5925 on: May 31, 2017, 01:36:19 am »
Quote from: tompreston on May 29, 2017, 10:30:04 pm
fucking hell. its giant haystacks

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Offline scutty brown

« Reply #5926 on: May 31, 2017, 01:39:32 am »
Quote from: Chuckman on May 31, 2017, 01:31:33 am

Nice cat but its owner looks like a psycho - an impression that isn't helped by the start of her profile in which she states she's genuine and normal.  :scare:

just noticed she has a collection of short stories for sale on her profile....most are listed as gay MALE fantasies. She may be more confused than s/he seems

Offline FCB

« Reply #5927 on: May 31, 2017, 02:03:05 am »
woooahhh!!!!!  :scare:

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Edit: what's that white spot in her upper lip in the verification pic?

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Offline Tailpipe

« Reply #5928 on: May 31, 2017, 02:08:11 pm »
Bag of flour to find the wet bits  :D

bristolqwerty

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« Reply #5929 on: May 31, 2017, 02:25:51 pm »
Sack more like  :vomit:  I'm guessing there's plenty of wet patches...  :bomb:

Offline WhackDaddy

« Reply #5930 on: May 31, 2017, 05:06:37 pm »
I think she should pay us to fuck her!

Offline WhackDaddy

« Reply #5931 on: May 31, 2017, 05:09:45 pm »

bristolqwerty

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« Reply #5932 on: May 31, 2017, 06:13:32 pm »
Definitely a boner challenge if ever I saw one.


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bristolqwerty

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« Reply #5933 on: May 31, 2017, 06:18:33 pm »
I don't usually peruse the TV market but how does this dude makes ends meet, so to speak....  :blush:
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mediumjoe

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« Reply #5934 on: May 31, 2017, 06:23:28 pm »
He's still better looking than some of the munters in this thread, but no, thank you.

Offline FCB

« Reply #5935 on: May 31, 2017, 10:25:44 pm »
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Offline extraa

« Reply #5936 on: May 31, 2017, 10:34:44 pm »
Not the worst by a long shot (sorry, not sure how to embed) but why do they upload photos like this that show absolutely nothing. Sorry lads, I'm sold. On this picture alone I will dedicate my entire life to only meeting with this goddess  :rose:

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Offline DDDave

« Reply #5937 on: May 31, 2017, 10:49:47 pm »
Now we know how Jeremy Corbin felt.


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woooahhh!!!!!  :scare:

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Edit: what's that white spot in her upper lip in the verification pic?

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Chuckman

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« Reply #5938 on: June 01, 2017, 12:16:00 am »
Quote from: scutty brown on May 31, 2017, 01:39:32 am
just noticed she has a collection of short stories for sale on her profile....most are listed as gay MALE fantasies. She may be more confused than s/he seems

Well spotted!

They're either gay male or gay female stories - definitely some confusion there.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #5939 on: June 01, 2017, 07:14:29 am »
Quote from: Chuckman on June 01, 2017, 12:16:00 am
Well spotted!

They're either gay male or gay female stories - definitely some confusion there.

maybe they have been trans-lated ... ?

mediumjoe

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« Reply #5940 on: June 01, 2017, 09:00:11 am »
 That Google eyes  profile is being used purely to try to contact a  particular person from a band,  she says she couldn't find him on Facebook, presumably he told her that he was a punter  so she's gone on AW to try to find him, all a bit desperate if you ask me. Strange.

Chuckman

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« Reply #5941 on: June 02, 2017, 01:41:22 am »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on June 01, 2017, 07:14:29 am
maybe they have been trans-lated ... ?

Bad-dum tish!  :D

He's here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress!

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #5942 on: June 04, 2017, 05:57:49 pm »
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bristolqwerty

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« Reply #5943 on: June 04, 2017, 06:14:00 pm »
Ouch!  This thread is starting to look like Ripley's Believe It or Not!

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« Reply #5944 on: June 04, 2017, 08:18:38 pm »
This thread is  fast  becoming UKpunting answer to people of Walmart.  :D

Offline Thecunninglinguist

« Reply #5945 on: June 04, 2017, 08:40:34 pm »
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she needs some waist disposal.

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£100 to shag her. I'm surprised she can get anyone to do it if that's all she will pay :D

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #5946 on: June 09, 2017, 11:01:32 am »
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click to enlarge, make sure you have a sick bucket handy.
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mediumjoe

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« Reply #5947 on: June 09, 2017, 12:47:37 pm »
HP,  thanks for that, not, the other picture on her profile ,  well I looked at it for long time I think it's her boobs (Bad skin pores)  but what the hell is that with the big brown shiny thing on it can't work it out at all .  You can tell which way up the photo is meant to be from the door in the room.  Joe

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #5948 on: June 09, 2017, 02:42:11 pm »
Quote from: mediumjoe on June 09, 2017, 12:47:37 pm
HP,  thanks for that, not, the other picture on her profile ,  well I looked at it for long time I think it's her boobs (Bad skin pores)  but what the hell is that with the big brown shiny thing on it can't work it out at all .  You can tell which way up the photo is meant to be from the door in the room.  Joe

you mean these: click to enlarge and call Samaritans.

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« Reply #5949 on: June 09, 2017, 03:22:33 pm »
Quote from: mediumjoe on June 09, 2017, 12:47:37 pm
HP,  thanks for that, not, the other picture on her profile ,  well I looked at it for long time I think it's her boobs (Bad skin pores)  but what the hell is that with the big brown shiny thing on it can't work it out at all .  You can tell which way up the photo is meant to be from the door in the room.  Joe

Hair follicles (not skin pores) and I think that's tit tape, from her wearing a strapless dress previously.
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