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Offline CatBBW

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Alarmingly there is what looks like a penis between her/his/its legs.

It's a client, according to her blog.

filthy_bbw whore https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3219120

A welsh monster.  Right up HP's street.  Or maybe dual carriageway  :lol:

maybe but too far away, thanks
HP



She describes herself as "adventrous" and "frindly".
£140 an hour incall
£250 an hour outcall
Come in face and CIM at an extra "coast".
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This ones from a couple of weeks back, but her one and only blog post is quite a hilarious rambling stream of incoherent nonsense.


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Offline CatBBW

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This ones from a couple of weeks back, but her one and only blog post is quite a hilarious rambling stream of incoherent nonsense.

Post of the day for me! :D

Offline Andyply

Post of the day for me! :D
:dash: Priceless  :D what a load of bolloxs ~  no way would I trust her with me todger she'd mistakenly put it in the  blender  :wackogirl:

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her waist is the same size as her hips!


click on photo for a better view
« Last Edit: July 29, 2016, 02:03:41 PM by Horizontal pleasures »

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her waist is the same size as her hips!


click on photo for a better view

That's because AW measurements only go up to '50"+', so anyone with larger assets can only choose that option. She might have a 55" waist and 70" hips. (Although she doesn't look that big in the photos. Perhaps she/the pimp/the maid thought it was in centimetres.)

It's the same with weight (only goes up to '15st+') and dress size ('18+').


That's because AW measurements only go up to '50"+', so anyone with larger assets can only choose that option. She might have a 55" waist and 70" hips. (Although she doesn't look that big in the photos. Perhaps she/the pimp/the maid thought it was in centimetres.)

It's the same with weight (only goes up to '15st+') and dress size ('18+').

I rest my case, just imagine playing woof woof with that one.


click to get a really really good view
« Last Edit: July 29, 2016, 07:09:46 PM by Horizontal pleasures »

That's because AW measurements only go up to '50"+', so anyone with larger assets can only choose that option. She might have a 55" waist and 70" hips. (Although she doesn't look that big in the photos. Perhaps she/the pimp/the maid thought it was in centimetres.)

It's the same with weight (only goes up to '15st+') and dress size ('18+').
Cheers Cat, adding value  :drinks:

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Offline Chuckman

Looking through her gallery and I see she's modeled her smile on the Joker.





« Last Edit: August 01, 2016, 01:05:00 AM by Chuckman »



Online MrMatrix

Looks like the BFG. Only BFG has a nicer smile :lol:



Offline paul_b_1977

Looking through her gallery and I see she's modeled her smile on the Joker.







After 10 shots, you never know....  :lol:

Offline Andyply

 :D Some of these profiles are coming around again.  Its like vomiting, swallowing your own vomit, then vomiting again :vomit: :vomit:
A fine example from Plymouth  :D 23 year old "student"
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« Last Edit: August 03, 2016, 02:55:09 PM by Andyply »

Offline mh

Now here's a classy photo. Not the girl, the bed!  :scare:

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« Last Edit: August 03, 2016, 02:58:27 PM by mh »

Offline raylondoner

Scary MmeCassidy  - I do not like spiders!  :scare:
« Last Edit: August 03, 2016, 02:57:35 PM by raylondoner »

Offline jlike

:D Some of these profiles are coming around again.  Its like vomiting, swallowing your own vomit, then vomiting again :vomit: :vomit:
A fine example from Plymouth  :D 23 year old "student"
Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/3682278 or https://www.adultwork.com/LilyRose23



And she thinks she is worth £100 for 30mins, no chance.


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