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Offline webpunter

Pamela Stones   https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3390436 At least she could have inserted 46 in the middle to provide some accuracy
The gut over-hang is phenomenal - just need a klevver UKP'er to wazz up a pic [& put us all off our tea]
https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewImage.asp?Image=http://84.244.135.41/f/3390436_1%2Ejpg&Description=875356b5e0863fcf68dc94ada5d9084fa358bae9265b03%2Ejpg
Deffo need the preverbial bag of flower with this whale
In her profile " let's fly to paradise "  I'm thinking: RyanAir - they don't fly to anywhere resembling paradise / Easyjet - wouldn't fit in the seats / Virgin - doubt if they'd let it on board.  It would have to be an Antonov: http://www.ruaviation.com/imgupl/vdp_5.jpg

Offline Chuckman

It's Jimmy's sister, Jenny Threebellies!

Good grief, bet that arse has its own gravitational pull.

Offline Zeusthedoc

https://www.adultwork.com/2192301 or https://www.adultwork.com/Amanda%5FPlaymate

Either her head is too big for her body or that is photoshopped to within an inch of its life.
(that picture of her in a black corset)

https://www.adultwork.com/2192301 or https://www.adultwork.com/Amanda%5FPlaymate

Either her head is too big for her body or that is photoshopped to within an inch of its life.
(that picture of her in a black corset)



Thats has got to be funniest photo on this thread what the fuck was she thinking did she just cut out the picture of her head and stick it on the picture with pritstick or something



Offline pking_paul

Is she really 39???? https://www.adultwork.com/3495398 or https://www.adultwork.com/CHANNEL%5FSEXY%5FMILF%5FX

In Bulgarian years perhaps??

Wow - that blonde must have paid pennies for that amateur photoshopping!

A mystery, which part of her anatomy is this?

    
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Offline wannabe

A mystery, which part of her anatomy is this?

    
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22 years old (she claims) and offering bareback. Live fast, die young.

22 years old (she claims) and offering bareback. Live fast, die young.
But to her credit, she DOES charge extra - so for an extra 60 she feels it's worth it - but more to the point, does the happy punter feel the same?  :wackogirl:

22 years old (she claims) and offering bareback. Live fast, die young.

yes at £60 extra, and her prices in the long part of the text of the profile are higher than the summary at the end, so not on my hotlist. But the picture is amusing and may be impenetrable ... Is it her vagina with her legs pulled back?
« Last Edit: April 18, 2016, 06:38:06 PM by Horizontal pleasures »

Offline Andyply

No it's a nose and a sad mouth   :(

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Offline will-ow

A mystery, which part of her anatomy is this?

    
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I want to say her ass sitting down. .. but god onky knows

Offline Chuckman

Only the people at Porton Down know for certain.

Whatever it is it's smiling at me !!!!



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Offline tarkus

A mystery, which part of her anatomy is this?

    
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I think it's last Sunday's turkey......but I wouldn't dare stuff it!

Offline webpunter

I think it's last Sunday's turkey......but I wouldn't dare stuff it!
:lol:   How the fuck does HP find 'em ...

:lol:   How the fuck does HP find 'em ...
I keep my searches with priority to recent arrivals, I search all, I search categories whose name may not be pronounced in case I am outed as a trolley buy, , and I search proximity to where I might be - and I keep my eye open for weird photos like this one.

Offline CatBBW

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Whatever it is it's smiling at me !!!!

Squint your eyes and it's a porpoise! :thumbsup:

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why would I want to see an erection in order to chose a lady to punt? Y U C K. Not to mention his hairy tummy.

« Last Edit: April 19, 2016, 07:02:32 PM by Horizontal pleasures »

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why would I want to see an erection in order to chose a lady to punt? Y U C K. Not to mention his hairy tummy.


You've done it again HP - she offers EVERYTHING a punter could desire - including bareback  :scare:  Makes me wonder why foreigners (and looking at her profile her English seems to confirm that) persist in offering such a risky "like."  I'm waiting for the first UKP review - though I feel I may have a long time to wait.   :dash:


Online MrMatrix

It nice to see you back HP and your unique perspective on punting. Keep it cummin  :thumbsup:


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