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Author Topic: The worst escort picture challenge  (Read 500143 times)

lack of roles has forced the actor who played Hurley in Lost to become an escort

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3282639

and she is colour-blind, profile says blond, she is brunette.



Offline Andyply

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not many couples like us
:D  at least she's honest, I hate them already  :D


The winner of the worst escort picture goes to the one with the child in the photo, now obviously were not going to post it, but it must be the worst one ever

Offline raylondoner

To many fried mar's bars. :thumbsdown:

Thats not curvy!!!! That's fat.

Question and Answer from Interview section:

What is your favourite food? everything - quite, and lots of it too at frequent intervals I assume!   :yahoo:



Offline Andyply

yes
A few happy AW customers too  :vomit:
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This woman is fun and has an amazing pussy and can take a great pounding. Well worth a visit

She is advertising a good time in the smallest room of the house

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/3390068 or https://www.adultwork.com/Kristiana+babe

Offline Andyply

She is advertising a good time in the smallest room of the house

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/3390068 or https://www.adultwork.com/Kristiana+babe
Maybe its £60 to take a dump, it is London after all, plus she will wipe your bottom for you.
https://youtu.be/hFwMaKkKNtA

The winner of the worst escort picture goes to the one with the child in the photo, now obviously were not going to post it, but it must be the worst one ever
Agree totally - especially re the child - but which one was the prossie?  Both?

The winner of the worst escort picture goes to the one with the child in the photo, now obviously were not going to post it, but it must be the worst one ever

and which one was that? Link please as the thread is too long for a search, THANKS.

the words pearls and swine come to my mind

 https://www.adultwork.com/3394360 or https://www.adultwork.com/pinkandclassy

(although actually I quite fancy her but wrong part of the country for me).
HP


and which one was that? Link please as the thread is too long for a search, THANKS.
HP - It was in the thread "Shocking pic" but Admin has removed it, thank goodness.  It was totally out of character with the rest of the gallery.  May have been planted by someone, or uploaded by mistake, but it should not have been there - OR for that matter, in AW.



1 review(s) found for BLONDY ROSIE linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

If you like them hairy:

https://www.adultwork.com/3159737 or https://www.adultwork.com/sensual%5Flady%5F228
Interesting Profile
Q. are you british?? A. No i am from the Mediterranean. I have an accent and have been living the UK for the past 35 years
 
and then

Town: Kingston 
County: Surrey
Region: South East
Country: United Kingdom
Nationality: British

Also describes herself as "in her late 40's" but then posts her age as 44.

I suppose consistency is not something we are looking for here.   :unknown:


1 review(s) found for BLONDY ROSIE linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Thanks mister pong
https://www.adultwork.com/3159737 or https://www.adultwork.com/sensual%5Flady%5F228

I do rather like her bum but not her face or her style. But who looks at the mantelpiece when stoking the fire?
« Last Edit: February 25, 2016, 08:43:48 PM by Horizontal pleasures »


1 review(s) found for BLONDY ROSIE linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline KentAde

and I don't think that was the worst in her portfolio.....

https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=4549542.jpg&SN=12&Description=


Thankfully she prefers black men......serves you gents right for having huge cocks  ;)

Sorry, that is just fucking wrong!  :scare: :vomit: :vomit: :bomb: :bomb: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

Offline overdone

This isn't really a worst photo because the girl looks nice its just the effect

https://www.adultwork.com/SAMYRA+XX

https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewImage.asp?Image=http://84.244.135.41/f/2531247_1.jpg&Description=IMG_1053.jpg

Is there a photoshop ap for changing your skin colour & she didn't do half her leg, unless she got spray tanned with a sheet over her left outer breast & left side & it covered her legs too.

Offline Andyply

She's gone for the Harlequin look from Batman  :unknown:

Offline Zeusthedoc

This isn't really a worst photo because the girl looks nice its just the effect

https://www.adultwork.com/SAMYRA+XX

https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewImage.asp?Image=http://84.244.135.41/f/2531247_1.jpg&Description=IMG_1053.jpg

Is there a photoshop ap for changing your skin colour & she didn't do half her leg, unless she got spray tanned with a sheet over her left outer breast & left side & it covered her legs too.

bad lighting or reflection from a mirror?


She's ready for action.

https://www.adultwork.com/3415266 or https://www.adultwork.com/Hoot%40antonia
Yes - but not very much  by the looks of it - see her likes!   

Forget the "Bi" I think she's just "Curious"!  Definitely looks as if she is not very happy about it either!  :wackogirl:


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