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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4350 on:** December 21, 2015, 02:34:12 pm »

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Another Beautiful babe begging for some HP sauce and lots of food !

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yep, I saw this one, beat me to it, too far to pop out for 'lunch' but right up my street, how did you guess?

vw · « **Reply #4351 on:** December 21, 2015, 02:37:04 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on December 21, 2015, 02:34:12 pm

yep, I saw this one, beat me to it, too far to pop out for 'lunch' but right up my street, how did you guess?

Its Christmas, borrow my helicopter !

raylondoner · « **Reply #4352 on:** December 21, 2015, 08:05:29 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on December 21, 2015, 02:34:12 pm

yep, I saw this one, beat me to it, too far to pop out for 'lunch' but right up my street, how did you guess?

Assume "car meets" means Ford Transit at a minimum?

Chuckman · « **Reply #4353 on:** December 21, 2015, 11:43:54 pm »

HGV would be a more suitable vehicle.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4354 on:** December 23, 2015, 10:36:35 am »

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another chav chinwank?

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4355 on:** December 23, 2015, 10:43:24 am »

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This is a group:
it appears to be organised by a bloke who cannot spell and takes naff photos of chav women for no payment. Almost all the photos on his own and the ladies' photos together make a worst escort picture collection, maybe charmingly naive would be one description, utterly sordid would be another. How would you describe them?

Anyone with tech skills please chose a photo or two and post it here for our holiday viewing.

Chuckman · « **Reply #4356 on:** December 23, 2015, 11:22:28 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on December 23, 2015, 10:36:35 am

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another chav chinwank?

She is the spitting image of snooker player Stuart Bingham, it's uncanny.

Rod trotter · « **Reply #4357 on:** December 23, 2015, 11:39:34 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on December 23, 2015, 10:36:35 am

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another chav chinwank?

£40 phr, says it all

Iloveoral · « **Reply #4358 on:** December 23, 2015, 01:48:39 pm »

Quote from: Rod trotter on December 23, 2015, 11:39:34 am

£40 phr, says it all

And that includes bareback

bob1 · « **Reply #4359 on:** December 24, 2015, 12:23:27 am »

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Heres jabba the slut, shes added a rather provocative profile picture,yummy...

Iloveoral · « **Reply #4360 on:** December 24, 2015, 12:43:38 am »

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That actually made me gag

Chuckman · « **Reply #4361 on:** December 24, 2015, 01:00:44 am »

Quote from: bob1 on December 24, 2015, 12:23:27 am

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Heres jabba the slut, shes added a rather provocative profile picture,yummy...

I didn't know there was an escort with special needs on AW, learn something new every day.

indian punter · « **Reply #4362 on:** December 24, 2015, 01:15:31 am »

Good god.... I went through her gallery. It gets worse... much worse

Vivago · « **Reply #4363 on:** December 24, 2015, 05:09:42 am »

I came across this curious picture some time ago whilst perusing the PG of an Indian girl called Prya who bid on a RB and I shortlisted but never got around to seeing. Prya's profile seems to disappeared from AW.

Wonder who the fat bint is, that she is in the process of double fisting?

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4364 on:** December 24, 2015, 08:50:15 am »

Quote from: Vivago on December 24, 2015, 05:09:42 am

I came across this curious picture some time ago whilst perusing the PG of an Indian girl called Prya who bid on a RB and I shortlisted but never got around to seeing. Prya's profile seems to disappeared from AW.

Wonder who the fat bint is, that she is in the process of double fisting?

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Nice one. Which part of the country? Prya is more usually spelled Priya, if that helps find her and her lovely smiling friend.

HP

Iloveoral · « **Reply #4365 on:** December 24, 2015, 09:24:15 am »

Two hands... Looks like there's room for her to clap as well haha

Vivago · « **Reply #4366 on:** December 24, 2015, 09:54:02 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on December 24, 2015, 08:50:15 am

Nice one. Which part of the country? Prya is more usually spelled Priya, if that helps find her and her lovely smiling friend.

HP

London. Checked the Priya's and can't see her. She is a short, chubby Indian girl with a pretty face. Quite kinky for an Indian.

SamLP · « **Reply #4367 on:** December 24, 2015, 10:43:27 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on December 24, 2015, 08:50:15 am

Nice one. Which part of the country? Prya is more usually spelled Priya, if that helps find her and her lovely smiling friend.

HP

I wouldn't mind Prya.
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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4368 on:** December 24, 2015, 12:24:33 pm »

Quote from: SamLP on December 24, 2015, 10:43:27 am

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well spotted
BIG thanks
HP

webpunter · « **Reply #4369 on:** December 27, 2015, 07:05:03 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on December 24, 2015, 12:24:33 pm

well spotted
BIG thanks
HP

On your HL now ?

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4370 on:** December 27, 2015, 07:32:52 pm »

Quote from: webpunter on December 27, 2015, 07:05:03 pm

On your HL now ?

maybe, sounds and looks like fun but hard to reach (location off my normal beat).

webpunter · « **Reply #4371 on:** December 27, 2015, 07:35:08 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on December 27, 2015, 07:32:52 pm

maybe, sounds and looks like fun but hard to reach (location off my normal beat).

Pleased that you added in location. Thought for a mo that you were referring to something else

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4372 on:** December 27, 2015, 07:37:20 pm »

Quote from: webpunter on December 27, 2015, 07:35:08 pm

Pleased that you added in location. Thought for a mo that you were referring to something else

not idea what you mean?

webpunter · « **Reply #4373 on:** December 27, 2015, 07:45:14 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on December 27, 2015, 07:37:20 pm

not idea what you mean?

I was referring to 'hard to reach' etc - like finding her bits. Kind of lost its impact now. Just some jestin' on UKP. You know me !

Chuckman · « **Reply #4374 on:** December 28, 2015, 12:39:04 am »

Well it does help if you're a spelunker.

DoberManic · « **Reply #4375 on:** December 28, 2015, 12:44:36 am »

Quote from: Vivago on December 24, 2015, 05:09:42 am

I came across this curious picture some time ago whilst perusing the PG of an Indian girl called Prya who bid on a RB and I shortlisted but never got around to seeing. Prya's profile seems to disappeared from AW.

Wonder who the fat bint is, that she is in the process of double fisting?

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Ahhh... So that's how they animated Jabba the Hutt in Star Wars

Iloveoral · « **Reply #4376 on:** December 28, 2015, 01:11:06 am »

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Ahhh... So that's how they animated Jabba the Hutt in Star Wars

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od13218 · « **Reply #4377 on:** December 28, 2015, 08:14:01 am »

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I wouldn't mind Prya.
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Ironic that she says "no Asians"...

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4378 on:** December 29, 2015, 11:11:48 pm »

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Just Some Bloke · « **Reply #4379 on:** December 30, 2015, 01:01:06 pm »

Definitely not photoshopped at all...

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bristolqwerty · « **Reply #4380 on:** December 30, 2015, 09:15:46 pm »

Quote from: Just Some Bloke on December 30, 2015, 01:01:06 pm

Definitely not photoshopped at all...

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Maybe a ladies/ladyboy face on a young fellas body with fallout 4 as the background, dressed as a mad max villian

can't see a problem here..........

is there a link.....just for research purposes.....

Just Some Bloke · « **Reply #4381 on:** December 30, 2015, 09:21:57 pm »

Quote from: Andyply on December 30, 2015, 09:15:46 pm

is there a link.....just for research purposes.....

I posted the profile link just below the picture.

webpunter · « **Reply #4382 on:** December 30, 2015, 09:55:50 pm »

Quote from: Andyply on December 30, 2015, 09:15:46 pm

is there a link.....just for research purposes.....

If 'it' floats your boat then fine with us

Iloveoral · « **Reply #4383 on:** December 30, 2015, 10:38:40 pm »

I'd fuck it... Come on its asian, that's how I roll

webpunter · « **Reply #4384 on:** December 30, 2015, 10:48:00 pm »

Quote from: Iloveoral on December 30, 2015, 10:38:40 pm

I'd fuck it... Come on its asian, that's how I roll

Have a LB on my bucket list & it would have to be Thai. Not some british bloke previously called Derek

bristolqwerty · « **Reply #4385 on:** December 30, 2015, 10:59:33 pm »

Quote from: Just Some Bloke on December 30, 2015, 09:21:57 pm

I posted the profile link just below the picture.

Sorry was distracted as I''d go for most Asian babes too.

but the photo is a true likeness

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Such a nice girl, photos accurate

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4386 on:** January 01, 2016, 03:44:41 pm »

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Selfie in a mirror, fully clothed standing by the bog, really daft.

tazman1002001 · « **Reply #4387 on:** January 01, 2016, 03:48:55 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 01, 2016, 03:44:41 pm

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Selfie in a mirror, fully clothed standing by the bog, really daft.

Looks like a hotel toilet.....I see she has the standard "escort touring kit" handing from the door .....towel, condoms, lube, etc etc lol I like an organised girl

Biscuitman · « **Reply #4388 on:** January 01, 2016, 05:24:41 pm »

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What The Fuck, just What The Fuck is going on here, i think ive found the winner.

absolutely repulsive! This has got to be a piss take! No way!

pong · « **Reply #4389 on:** January 01, 2016, 05:31:51 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 01, 2016, 03:44:41 pm

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Selfie in a mirror, fully clothed standing by the bog, really daft.

I have no interest in that girls ... but I prefer that picture over any photoshoped once.

Biscuitman · « **Reply #4390 on:** January 01, 2016, 05:33:13 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on December 10, 2015, 08:10:45 pm

Here she is, Shipley in Yorks, not far from the dark satanic mills.
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hideous £90 ph for that!

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4391 on:** January 01, 2016, 09:24:52 pm »

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Chest Size 42"
Waist Size 50"+
Hips Measurement 48"

Her waist is larger than her hips! Nice?

(irony)

Poopster · « **Reply #4392 on:** January 01, 2016, 09:41:39 pm »

As usual in this type of thread, you're all wrong...

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No need to thank me, no it's all for you.

bristolqwerty · « **Reply #4393 on:** January 02, 2016, 12:43:34 am »

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absolutely repulsive! This has got to be a piss take! No way!

I'd rather she was dirty in public and polite in the bedroom, politely fucking off whilst I sleep on the couch, to think some poor bastard is married to that

no wonder people go nuts

bristolqwerty · « **Reply #4394 on:** January 02, 2016, 12:51:32 am »

Quote from: poopy motel on January 01, 2016, 09:41:39 pm

As usual in this type of thread, you're all wrong...

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No need to thank me, no it's all for you.

I think this is the best profile ever.

doesn't like pubes in her mouth

how many positions can an old lady in a wheelchair do?
1. The wheelbarrow

2.

Chuckman · « **Reply #4395 on:** January 02, 2016, 01:52:22 am »

Quote from: poopy motel on January 01, 2016, 09:41:39 pm

As usual in this type of thread, you're all wrong...

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No need to thank me, no it's all for you.

Those fleshy lumps on her vag..

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4396 on:** January 02, 2016, 07:22:03 am »

Quote from: poopy motel on January 01, 2016, 09:41:39 pm

As usual in this type of thread, you're all wrong...

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No need to thank me, no it's all for you.

Brave or desparate or both and also on a site called fabswingers. Spina bifida is a burden to carry, she says 37 and for once I think she is truthful, young face on an old body, poor bugger.

Poopster · « **Reply #4397 on:** January 02, 2016, 11:59:17 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 02, 2016, 07:22:03 am

Brave or desparate or both and also on a site called fabswingers. Spina bifida is a burden to carry, she says 37 and for once I think she is truthful, young face on an old body, poor bugger.

In truth, I feel bad for her situation. But 5 seconds of Googling will bring you her real name, her Facebook page, her address, she's dumb as fuck and has left everything, including those fleshy lumps on her vag, hanging out there for the world to see. No thanks love, sorry.

Iloveoral · « **Reply #4398 on:** January 02, 2016, 12:36:32 pm »

I did a bird in a wheelchair once, obviously it's very limited but in a kinky way it was fun, wouldn't do again for moral reasons hehe

vw · « **Reply #4399 on:** January 02, 2016, 12:38:18 pm »

Quote from: Iloveoral on January 02, 2016, 12:36:32 pm

I did a bird in a wheelchair once, obviously it's very limited but in a kinky way it was fun, wouldn't do again for moral reasons hehe

Disabled people also have the right to choose to work in anyway they want, cannot see a moral problem unless they were forced into it.

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