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Offline od13218

« Reply #4050 on: October 14, 2015, 11:14:15 am »
Quote from: myothernameis on October 11, 2015, 09:17:17 pm
Is this escort related to this escort, who claims to be 20 years old

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Shame about the dodgy pic because otherwise she sounds like a dream girl  :vomit:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4051 on: October 15, 2015, 04:20:20 pm »
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finish your meal before looking at her big end.

Offline akauya

« Reply #4052 on: October 15, 2015, 04:24:13 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 15, 2015, 04:20:20 pm
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finish your meal before looking at her big end.

Good grief!!!  :scare:

Offline mh

« Reply #4053 on: October 15, 2015, 04:42:56 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 15, 2015, 04:20:20 pm
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finish your meal before looking at her big end.

You really could park a bus in there. It would be like waving your dick around in a bucket.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4054 on: October 15, 2015, 04:58:46 pm »
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in your face I think or maybe in my face?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4055 on: October 15, 2015, 05:07:35 pm »
and now for something completely different:

Maxwell House coffee?
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There is no Maxwell Close on Google Maps in Nottingham?

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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4056 on: October 15, 2015, 05:21:42 pm »
not glamorous grannies

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(See free gallery)

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« Reply #4057 on: October 15, 2015, 06:45:47 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 15, 2015, 05:07:35 pm
and now for something completely different:

Maxwell House coffee?
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There is no Maxwell Close on Google Maps in Nottingham?

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NG71SN Maxwell Close Nottingham

Offline Tdydl

« Reply #4058 on: October 15, 2015, 06:52:21 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 15, 2015, 05:07:35 pm
There is no Maxwell Close on Google Maps in Nottingham?


Not even at NG7 1SN?


ETA ... beaten to it.
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Offline mh

« Reply #4059 on: October 15, 2015, 07:30:41 pm »
Quote from: Simplysimon on October 15, 2015, 06:45:47 pm
NG71SN Maxwell Close Nottingham

But the image looks so fake... That has to be photoshop not just a shit camera with no depth of field?

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« Reply #4060 on: October 15, 2015, 09:10:22 pm »
Quote from: mh on October 15, 2015, 07:30:41 pm
But the image looks so fake... That has to be photoshop not just a shit camera with no depth of field?
It is, look at how smooth the lines around her hair are. Sergei having a bit of a mad one I think.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4061 on: October 15, 2015, 09:45:31 pm »
Quote from: Tdydl on October 15, 2015, 06:52:21 pm
Not even at NG7 1SN?


ETA ... beaten to it.

aha Google Maps calls it Maxwell Cl and the sign on street view does not look like the one in the lady's photo.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4062 on: October 15, 2015, 09:47:09 pm »
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finish your meal before looking at her big end.
gone? But now appears as
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not only with a big end but huge dangly breasts
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bristolqwerty

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« Reply #4063 on: October 15, 2015, 10:48:22 pm »
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If you've been affected by the issues in thiis thread then please call.......you are not alone   :vomit:

Jesus, I often post pictures as a norm but not today  :vomit: :vomit: oh go on then... :angry:
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It says "she has a good sense of humor"  :unknown:
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« Reply #4064 on: October 15, 2015, 11:03:59 pm »
Quote from: milfwklover on September 24, 2015, 10:30:56 pm
How can anyone take a selfie like that and honestly believe they look good!?! Breathtaking lack of self-awareness which frankly I envy a little bit. :D

Sorry I won't do it again  :cry:

MrBridger

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« Reply #4065 on: October 15, 2015, 11:06:02 pm »
I'd see her like a shot but sadly it looks like she bites her nails - that's a real turnoff for me so now off my HL unfortunately.. :scare:

Offline mh

« Reply #4066 on: October 16, 2015, 09:32:16 am »
Quote from: MrBridger on October 15, 2015, 11:06:02 pm
I'd see her like a shot but sadly it looks like she bites her nails - that's a real turnoff for me so now off my HL unfortunately.. :scare:

Oh yes, I can see why that's the clincher in not seeing her...  :D

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4067 on: October 16, 2015, 03:43:09 pm »
Quote from: MrBridger on October 15, 2015, 11:06:02 pm
I'd see her like a shot but sadly it looks like she bites her nails - that's a real turnoff for me so now off my HL unfortunately.. :scare:
she ran out of varnish after two on each hand ....

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4068 on: October 16, 2015, 03:43:59 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 15, 2015, 09:47:09 pm
gone? But now appears as
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not only with a big end but huge dangly breasts

her face is surely a fine example of true chav.

Offline punk

« Reply #4069 on: October 16, 2015, 03:46:17 pm »
Quote from: Andyply on October 15, 2015, 10:48:22 pm
Jesus, I often post pictures as a norm but not today  :vomit: :vomit: oh go on then... :angry:
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It says "she has a good sense of humor"  :unknown:

Her pussy looks like its dead.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4070 on: October 16, 2015, 03:49:44 pm »
Quote from: punk on October 16, 2015, 03:46:17 pm
Her pussy looks like its dead.
Confession time: the trouble is apart from her face, these naked photos of breasts and big end give me a stiffie, and if she smiled her face might do it too. I am so sad that she is at the wrong end of the country for me.

Offline Vivago

« Reply #4071 on: October 16, 2015, 03:59:28 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 16, 2015, 03:43:59 pm
her face is surely a fine example of true chav.

Thank the lord for small mercies. Having purged breakfast at sight of her undercarriage are we to sacrifice another meal to her top end.

I keep promising myself that this is the last time that I'll open this thread but morbid curiosity always draws me back.
Banned reason: For taking the piss after being advised
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bristolqwerty

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« Reply #4072 on: October 16, 2015, 05:40:13 pm »
 :angry: my phone has frozen this is now my screensaver  :cry: :cry:

Offline KentAde

« Reply #4073 on: October 16, 2015, 09:33:24 pm »

Offline Johny Stone

« Reply #4074 on: October 16, 2015, 09:52:59 pm »
Bristol`s horror list (short version):

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Claims she`s 22 yo  :dash:

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Curently charging 150 ph  :scare:

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This one claims she`s beautiful  :dash:

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This skank looks high  :scare:

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Offline od13218

« Reply #4075 on: October 17, 2015, 01:23:13 am »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 16, 2015, 03:49:44 pm
Confession time: the trouble is apart from her face, these naked photos of breasts and big end give me a stiffie, and if she smiled her face might do it too. I am so sad that she is at the wrong end of the country for me.
Gotta admit I feel the same. I see that pic, know it's gross, and want to pound those holes anyway... Guess I'm beyond help!
Doug

bristolqwerty

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« Reply #4076 on: October 17, 2015, 08:53:16 am »
 :D :lol: :D I like the area line up vibe, may do a Plymouth one too  :scare: :scare:

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Bristol`s horror list (short version):

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Claims she`s 22 yo  :dash:

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Curently charging 150 ph  :scare:

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This one claims she`s beautiful  :dash:

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This skank looks high  :scare:

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« Reply #4077 on: October 17, 2015, 01:23:29 pm »
Quote from: Andyply on October 17, 2015, 08:53:16 am
:D :lol: :D I like the area line up vibe, may do a Plymouth one too  :scare: :scare:

I bet many guys wouldn't turn down a shag with numbers 2 to 4 if they pulled on a Saturday night!  :drinks:

Offline Johny Stone

« Reply #4078 on: October 17, 2015, 04:26:42 pm »
Pulled yes, but when they charge 150? Not really  :dash:

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« Reply #4079 on: October 17, 2015, 09:01:29 pm »
Just spotted this for no reason, just jumped out and I thought of you fan boys

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bristolqwerty

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« Reply #4080 on: October 17, 2015, 09:11:01 pm »
 :cry:  You made my eyes hurt and my balls retract back inside my body. :sarcastic:
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bristolqwerty

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« Reply #4081 on: October 17, 2015, 09:17:10 pm »
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MrBridger

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« Reply #4082 on: October 17, 2015, 10:08:45 pm »
Quote from: Andyply on October 17, 2015, 08:53:16 am
:D :lol: :D I like the area line up vibe, may do a Plymouth one too  :scare: :scare:

Cheeky Hands looks like she should be chained to that radiator and have a ransom demand on her profile.  :D

bristolqwerty

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« Reply #4083 on: October 17, 2015, 10:12:06 pm »
Quote from: MrBridger on October 17, 2015, 10:08:45 pm
Cheeky Hands looks like she should be chained to that radiator and have a ransom demand on her profile.  :D

But who'd pay?  I'd pay to have her remain there.  :angry:

Offline Daffodil

« Reply #4084 on: October 17, 2015, 10:16:41 pm »
Quote from: Andyply on October 17, 2015, 09:11:01 pm
:cry:  You made my eyes hurt and my balls retract back inside my body. :sarcastic:
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Who in the name of god would pay to fuck that?

Offline punk

« Reply #4085 on: October 17, 2015, 10:19:08 pm »
Quote from: Daffodil on October 17, 2015, 10:16:41 pm
Who in the name of god would pay to fuck that?

Those who like walrus skin on there woman's stomach?

Online Jamboney

« Reply #4086 on: October 17, 2015, 10:32:06 pm »
Quote from: virtualwaster on October 17, 2015, 09:01:29 pm
Just spotted this for no reason, just jumped out and I thought of you fan boys

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Ever play how many beers back in the day with your mates? Well, no amount of beer in the world would make me want shag that.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4087 on: October 17, 2015, 10:33:55 pm »
Quote from: virtualwaster on October 17, 2015, 09:01:29 pm
Just spotted this for no reason, just jumped out and I thought of you fan boys

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yes and even worse is her as a dom

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bristolqwerty

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« Reply #4088 on: October 17, 2015, 10:34:59 pm »
Quote from: Daffodil on October 17, 2015, 10:16:41 pm
Who in the name of god would pay to fuck that?

This one is from her blog titled "making sweet love"    :vomit: :cry: f**k me i'm contacting admin to remove this thread from my "show replies to your posts" section.

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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4089 on: October 17, 2015, 10:36:43 pm »
Quote from: Andyply on October 17, 2015, 10:34:59 pm
This one is from her blog titled "making sweet love"    :vomit: :cry:
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and the guy keeps his specs on???????

Offline punk

« Reply #4090 on: October 17, 2015, 10:37:52 pm »
Quote from: Andyply on October 17, 2015, 10:34:59 pm
This one is from her blog titled "making sweet love"    :vomit: :cry: f**k me i'm contacting admin to remove this thread from my "show replies to your posts" section.

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At that age any thing must look good,time for the punter to retire?

bristolqwerty

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« Reply #4091 on: October 17, 2015, 10:39:09 pm »
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and the guy keeps his specs on???????

but eyes tight shut, I presumed he was dead and she "snuck" into a morgue.  :unknown:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4092 on: October 17, 2015, 11:51:24 pm »
Quote from: punk on October 17, 2015, 10:37:52 pm
At that age any thing must look good,time for the punter to retire?

at that age? At what age? I am 73 and will retire when I pop my clogs.

Chuckman

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« Reply #4093 on: October 18, 2015, 01:18:14 am »
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Just spotted this for no reason, just jumped out and I thought of you fan boys

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I never knew Ray Parlour escorted, learn something new every day.

Offline od13218

« Reply #4094 on: October 18, 2015, 01:23:31 am »
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Plymouth's finest

SureyaBBW
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Randy Bella
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Alarmed at how many of these I would quite happily fuck. May need professional help... !

Offline jlike

« Reply #4095 on: October 18, 2015, 08:41:04 pm »
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Plymouth's finest

SureyaBBW
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Randy Bella
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Always annabella
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I saw SureyaBBW last year, she may be big but she can out suck a Dyson, one of the best BJ's and CIM I have ever had.

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« Reply #4096 on: October 19, 2015, 02:26:53 pm »
Why post holiday snaps?
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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4097 on: October 19, 2015, 05:15:43 pm »
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because her boy friend pimps her for the cameras, she is not ticked for escorting.

Offline Silver Birch

« Reply #4098 on: October 19, 2015, 05:24:01 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 19, 2015, 05:15:43 pm
because her boy friend pimps her for the cameras, she is not ticked for escorting.

Pity, because I quite like her.  :(

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4099 on: October 19, 2015, 06:30:40 pm »
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3rd photo in profile pics, lady between 2 guys.
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