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Author Topic: The worst escort picture challenge  (Read 501912 times)

Offline KentAde

Apparently its been surgry  modifief to mske it  the rear fuck hole sounds and looks really bad

Yeh, think she is 'Fuck Toy' or something....

Offline The_Don

can some one tell me how to work out age from romainan id card shown


She not 24 that's for sure

YY.MM.DD  :unknown:

77.09.01 :unknown:




Quote

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanian_identity_card

The card contains the individual's Cod Numeric Personal (CNP), or Personal Numeric Code, a unique identifying number.

The CNP consist of 13 digits as follows:

    1 digit for sex and century of birth: 1, 3, and 5 = male; 2, 4, and 6 = female. 1 and 2 = 20th century, 3 and 4 = 19th century, and 5 and 6 = 21st century. (For legal residents the numbers 7 and 8 are used to encode the sex of the person having the residence permit);
    6 digits for birth date in the format YYMMDD
    2 digits for place of birth (the code for the county) (For legal residents the numbers encode the region where the person having the residence permit comes from);
    3 other digits
    1 control digit

The CNP is unique for each person. It is assigned at birth and never changes except in cases of erroneous attribution, sex change or change of status from legal resident to citizen.
« Last Edit: June 08, 2015, 12:15:38 AM by The_Don »



Sexy girl though.

Well she's got the most barebones profile I have ever seen and she says call or text without leaving a number and not showing her rates so I think you might have to try and find someone else  :lol:

Well she's got the most barebones profile I have ever seen and she says call or text without leaving a number and not showing her rates so I think you might have to try and find someone else  :lol:
She cannot even spell the name of her country Austria properly, all signs point back to the Romanian's.

Offline punk


She not 24 that's for sure

YY.MM.DD  :unknown:

77.09.01 :unknown:




Might she be from Moldavia?



3 review(s) found for doll.exc linked to in above post (2 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

some hilariously bad Photoshop  (or paint) work

https://www.adultwork.com/2972393
What the fuck is up with her neck? Looks like a five year old was using photoshop to help set up mummies profile.



3 review(s) found for doll.exc linked to in above post (2 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

What the fuck is up with her neck? Looks like a five year old was using photoshop to help set up mummies profile.

And she doesn't cast shadows. She must be a vampire then. Ahhh she is from Romania...

some hilariously bad Photoshop  (or paint) work

https://www.adultwork.com/2972393

a cutout pasted into a photo of a posh hotel interior


3 review(s) found for doll.exc linked to in above post (2 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline Ali Katt

a cutout pasted into a photo of a posh hotel interior
Bloody rubbish, still looks better than she would sitting on a heavily stained mattress which is the reality. No idea what is going on with her posing either she looks like a space alien.



Offline raylondoner

And 5 credits for 24hrs private photos.

Yes, but that does include some pics of her washing her hair, so seems good value, but £13 for a whole week is better still!
« Last Edit: June 11, 2015, 01:45:45 PM by raylondoner »

https://www.adultwork.com/2972863 or https://www.adultwork.com/lizzieann007

she looks like a pretty lady fallen on hard times, a little worn, and untidy carpet. I am sure she needs the dosh even if she says she likes sex. Not sure why this is a worst escort picture?
If she was North of the Thames I would be round there soon.
« Last Edit: June 11, 2015, 06:57:41 PM by Horizontal pleasures »

she looks like a pretty lady fallen on hard times, a little worn, and untidy carpet. I am sure she needs the dosh even if she says she likes sex. Not sure why this is a worst escort picture?
If she was North of the Thames I would be round there soon.
+1 and if not for the BB and home needing a clean, I would too.

she looks like a pretty lady fallen on hard times, a little worn, and untidy carpet. I am sure she needs the dosh even if she says she likes sex. Not sure why this is a worst escort picture?
If she was North of the Thames I would be round there soon.

Greenwich is my territory however...i will not go to see her  :bomb:

Offline punk

Greenwich is my territory however...i will not go to see her  :bomb:

she will be busy with all the BB punters after this.

Offline Clank

Holy shit  :scare:, I am never going to complain about an average looking WG again! Christ once you've been through this thread it turns a standard 7/10 into a 10/10. The lads that have seen some of those have my sincere condolences.
« Last Edit: June 13, 2015, 03:46:02 AM by Clank »

Offline 306

sorry but a bit of a spin on this thread age 64 years old any one toftb ?

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=50088
champagnelady

Banning reason: Constantly making nonsensical useless posts + Constantly ignoring admin requests


sorry but a bit of a spin on this thread age 64 years old any one toftb ?

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=50088
champagnelady
She advertised BB for at least a couple of years. Perhaps she got a bad STI and decided to give it a miss, but should have retired by now.

Offline comaminion

She advertised BB for at least a couple of years. Perhaps she got a bad STI and decided to give it a miss, but should have retired by now.

I blame pension reforms and scrapping of the turkey allowance
Banning reason: White-knighting

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/3019380 or https://www.adultwork.com/CarlaCannonsGG

I suppose she comes from Whales? I cannot get to see her as not available on the day I might be.


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