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Offline Ali Katt

^ She doesn't do bareback, so keeps the jacket on. She might do a voyeur service for the nosey parkas though.

Offline Vivago



'Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under.  I'm a 18 year old new babe girl and not a decrepit, much older scouse skank.'
« Last Edit: March 07, 2015, 02:08:41 AM by Vivago »

Offline Reiver



Why would you bother adding such a vile photo to promote your services??  :dash: :scare:

The feet of a corpse .




indeed wtf, without a link none of us can answer you.

No need to answer, just offer an opinion if you want, but here's the link anyway.

https://www.adultwork.com/2880392 or https://www.adultwork.com/Leraa

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No need to answer, just offer an opinion if you want, but here's the link anyway.

https://www.adultwork.com/2880392 or https://www.adultwork.com/Leraa

Has the lizard gone up her flue in the first pic, seems like there are two pair of hands rooting for it

Offline Ben4454

Was going to book her but not into necrophilia.
Banning reason: Ignored admin warning after temporary banning and signed up to malicious troll anti-UKP site

No need to answer, just offer an opinion if you want, but here's the link anyway.

https://www.adultwork.com/2880392 or https://www.adultwork.com/Leraa
hmm, stumped for a while and then I realised the truth, loving lizards is herpetology, so is that where herpes comes from?

Offline Ali Katt

No need to answer, just offer an opinion if you want, but here's the link anyway.

https://www.adultwork.com/2880392 or https://www.adultwork.com/Leraa
Whose going to take one for the team? I bet she goes like the clappers if you make it out alive.

The feet of a corpse .

Fucking hell. Now I need someone who knows about this shit to tell me why they look like that - drugs? age? what???

Fucking hell. Now I need someone who knows about this shit to tell me why they look like that - drugs? age? what???
badly fitting shoes?


Offline Siadwel

There are no smilies or lols that can illustrate just how long or how loud I laughed when I saw that.

For fuck's sake.

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There are no smilies or lols that can illustrate just how long or how loud I laughed when I saw that.

For fuck's sake.

Fuckin hell, I'm still laughing about that pic, I'm seriously thinking of making it my avatar

Offline yorkshire123

https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=3834345.jpg&SN=11&Description=My+master+made+this+tit+clamp+for+me+-+it+kills!

Think I'll save this pic just to make me laugh

You fucker, I've just spent the last 10 mins cleaning my laptop after spitting a gob full of coffee all over it  :lol:
Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin

Offline CatBBW

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Fuckin hell, I'm still laughing about that pic, I'm seriously thinking of making it my avatar

Please don't, it will make me laugh every time I see your posts! :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:



Please don't, it will make me laugh every time I see your posts! :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Hey missus, I get why punters laugh at this shit but don't quite get why you get in there and laugh too. You ain't no oil painting yerself. Just makes you look a bit  bitchy snidely tbh.


Why am I so addicted to this thread?!?!?  :sarcastic:

Why am I so addicted to this thread?!?!?  :sarcastic:
you are not the only one, it has been going for months. I have found some of my best punts via this thread.

Offline CatBBW

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Hey missus, I get why punters laugh at this shit but don't quite get why you get in there and laugh too. You ain't no oil painting yerself. Just makes you look a bit  bitchy snidely tbh.

It's the pig mask. I am laughing at the pig mask. Not her face, not her body. Just the fact she's wearing a pig mask.

That's actually the point of the picture, as she appears to be into submissive humiliation.

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It's the pig mask. I am laughing at the pig mask. Not her face, not her body. Just the fact she's wearing a pig mask.

That's actually the point of the picture, as she appears to be into submissive humiliation.

It's just bloody funny cat, you don't need to explain what makes you laugh, I'm still bloody laughing today, in fact every post, I'm going to have to change it, ha ha not yet


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