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I've just posted on another thread that Blackpool is shite for punting then I saw this discussion and thought I perhaps needed to show a balanced arguement and demonstrate that there is also some seriously good talent in Blackpool!
The profile boldly claims "Blackpools best" which in fairness she isn't far wrong and priced at £15 for 15 minutes; £30 for 30 minutes and £50 for an hour this girl can surely only be regarded as the deal of the century?
Bit stupid of me to to share the profile before i've seen her as no doubt I will struggle getting a booking now when everyone else forms a disorderly cue


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Ravanelli

I've just posted on another thread that Blackpool is shite for punting then I saw this discussion and thought I perhaps needed to show a balanced arguement and demonstrate that there is also some seriously good talent in Blackpool!
The profile boldly claims "Blackpools best" which in fairness she isn't far wrong and priced at £15 for 15 minutes; £30 for 30 minutes and £50 for an hour this girl can surely only be regarded as the deal of the century?
Bit stupid of me to to share the profile before i've seen her as no doubt I will struggle getting a booking now when everyone else forms a disorderly cue


https://www.adultwork.com/707564 or https://www.adultwork.com/BLACKPOOL%27S+BEST

I've read this post twice and can't quite decide whether this is a serious contribution or whether the OP's tongue is firmly in his cheek.  :unknown:

Offline cueball


Bit stupid of me to to share the profile before i've seen her as no doubt I will struggle getting a booking now when everyone else forms a disorderly cue




Ha ha

I think you'll be ok but best to be sure, better get your skates on pal, before we all stampede to Blackpool

I've read this post twice and can't quite decide whether this is a serious contribution or whether the OP's tongue is firmly in his cheek.  :unknown:

Rearrange these words into a well know phrase or saying - Cheek, Tongue, In
 :P

Rearrange these words into a well know phrase or saying - Cheek, Tongue, In
 :P

Her tongue in your cheek?


You sick puppy!
 :vomit:

yes indeed, you noticed, just look at my posts in this thread ....

Bit of French anyone?

Alternatively can we start a gurning contest?

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Offline Ali Katt

Bit of French anyone?

Alternatively can we start a gurning contest?

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Vielle? Well, more mutton dressed as lamb.

Mutton dressed as Lamb?
I beg to differ my dear friend, more like mutton dressed as mutton!



Offline SamLP

:scare:

Holy shit! That's a fucking extra from Star Wars!

Looks like Frankenstein's sister to me

Offline Vivago

« Last Edit: January 20, 2015, 12:34:42 AM by Vivago »

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Curious that you post it here, I think she has a lovely smile and a lovely profile and I cannot wait to sort out a time to meet her. But then I am in my 70s.


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I especially like the shot where she is on her back with her legs in the air displaying her big end through some strange netting. I wish I was in Blackpool.

Her free gallery is better than many a private gallery on AW

Offline socks

I especially like the shot where she is on her back with her legs in the air displaying her big end through some strange netting. I wish I was in Blackpool.
I love that pose too but don't quite share the same taste in women doing it.  :D

I especially like the shot where she is on her back with her legs in the air displaying her big end through some strange netting. I wish I was in Blackpool.

Her free gallery is better than many a private gallery on AW
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Her services are almost free and cheaper than some PG's i've seen, fill your boots!/quote]

It is only her face but ....
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Grim. However, I see she's only logged  in once: on the day she joined the site. Perhaps gut feel  (and she looks as though ashe has a lot of gut to feel) tells her there won't be a lot of mail in her inbox.
And her profile doesn't exactly invite you to read it. She obviously never got as far as capital letters or punctuation while she was at school.

Offline SamLP

Curious that you post it here, I think she has a lovely smile and a lovely profile and I cannot wait to sort out a time to meet her. But then I am in my 70s.

Good luck to you Hp  :hi:
She may even turn out to be Jewish as I know you've been searching for an older Jewish lady. Of course living in Golders Green doesn't mean she is but it just may be possible.

As for the curious reason for posting it. Her face, teeth and rather large hands are not to my taste.

Offline Ali Katt

Good luck to you Hp  :hi:
She may even turn out to be Jewish as I know you've been searching for an older Jewish lady. Of course living in Golders Green doesn't mean she is but it just may be possible.

As for the curious reason for posting it. Her face, teeth and rather large hands are not to my taste.
And if she's Jewish she's bound to be tight.  :hi:
But you don't get the 10 commandments you get the third Reich.
Maybe she'll tell you her Jewish name Noah Refunds or is it Ma licka Salami?


Offline Vivago

Not while having your lunch

Nope. Didn't lose my last meal. Apart from looking malnourished and being a barebacker (the two might be related :scare:), she don't look that bad. Certainly not in the same league as most of the fine ladies posted on this thread.


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