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Offline CatBBW

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I've just done a search for escorts over 35 years of age in the Southampton (SO) postcode. I've never come across so many fat, ugly, grumpy-looking women on a single Adultwork page in my life. They look as though they were beached by the tide on Southampton Water and transported into town in the back of a lorry. Far too many to post links, but some of you may care to look and link to your "favourites".
What a depressing place for punting Southampton must be!

As this is the thread for the worst escort PHOTO, surely one or 2 of the pics were horrendous enough to post for our viewing pleasure??

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Offline The_Don

WHat's the big black circle between her thighs on the second pic? :unknown:

Covering a no go area  :unknown:

or just really bad editing skills

Out of interest I'm guessing that's not your neck of the woods so why conduct such a random search? I hope it was for comedy value rather than somewhere you're going soon.  :lol:
That's correct. However, I do drive around the M27 every now and again on my way to somewhere else., and I was wondering idly whether there was any point in "stretching my legs" (or any other part of my body for that matter) by taking a detour into town once in a while. I think the answer is "no". But the profiles did have a certain gruseome fascination.


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That's correct. However, I do drive around the M27 every now and again on my way to somewhere else., and I was wondering idly whether there was any point in "stretching my legs" (or any other part of my body for that matter) by taking a detour into town once in a while. I think the answer is "no". But the profiles did have a certain gruseome fascination.
I do think the idea of random searching has the potential to be hilarious, at least to those of us with juvenile senses of humour. Anyone for finding out who's offering the best owo from a pregnant over 40 year old, into adult baby minding and who will give but not receive rimming? Within 18 miles of Mablethorpe. But only on saturdays.

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« Last Edit: January 04, 2015, 10:23:47 PM by CatBBW »

Offline berksboy

       Thats got to be the best skool girl yet !  :scare:


Offline yorkshire123

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Not a hope in hell am I looking at a profile that HP calls yuck  :D

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It's actually not that bad - just the one pic of a pregnant lady in a black outfit showing her naked preg belly and cleavage. You WILL have seen much worse if you regularly read this thread! :D

However, what IS yuck - IMO - is that she is pregnant and offers bareback and car meets! :scare:


Offline socks

It is only her face but ....
Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/2796211 or https://www.adultwork.com/randy+bella
Fuck me that is one niche market she's playing to. Not sure anyone will have arrived in it. The expression "cheer up love, it might never happen" would be delivered several decades too late I imagine

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Fuck me that is one niche market she's playing to. Not sure anyone will have arrived in it. The expression "cheer up love, it might never happen" would be delivered several decades too late I imagine

But....what if that *IS* her "I'm happy and feeling sexy" face...?? :scare:

Offline punk

fucking hell you will need to be a very old fart or warp if young to want to fuck that old biddy

Offline socks

But....what if that *IS* her "I'm happy and feeling sexy" face...?? :scare:
FUUUUUCCCKKKKK, what a thought

Offline CatBBW

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Fuck me that is one niche market she's playing to. Not sure anyone will have arrived in it.

I missed this sentance the first time round!! :sarcastic:

I can't believe that anyone would think that is their 'best side'. It (the photo) looks like a promo pic for "Alcoholics on Benefits and Proud Of It".

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FUUUUUCCCKKKKK, what a thought

"ello babby, fancy a fook, lemme tek me teef oot so I cn gum ye orf"

Offline yorkshire123

"ello babby, fancy a fook, lemme tek me teef oot so I cn gum ye orf"

Come on Cat you know the rules about flirting  :lol:
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Offline socks

Come on Cat you know the rules about flirting  :lol:
Fair point Yorkie and given that it's engendered a big tent in my pants it's gonna have to be a PM to Cat begging for more dirty talk, so as not to bring me up against the rules

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Come on Cat you know the rules about flirting  :lol:

Proper LOLed here, laughed so loud I scared my moggy!! :lol:

Fair point Yorkie and given that it's engendered a big tent in my pants it's gonna have to be a PM to Cat begging for more dirty talk, so as not to bring me up against the rules

And again!! :sarcastic:

Offline socks

Proper LOLed here, laughed so loud I scared my moggy!! :lol:

And again!! :sarcastic:
That's it laugh at me. You're just a prick tease  :lol:

Offline Zeusthedoc

I'm just wondering about a WGs self esteem if they came across this thread.

Not that I actually give a fuck.

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It is only her face but ....
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HappyNY matey.  Is she on your xmas card list for 2015 ?  :lol:


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