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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #2650 on: September 21, 2014, 09:02:37 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on September 21, 2014, 07:43:36 pm
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I am not sure about worst but certainly bombast photo

bloody predictive spelling
I am a good speller but a poor typist, I intended to write most boring photo.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #2651 on: September 21, 2014, 09:42:56 pm »
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it is the rear view photo that puts me off

Offline Stalinator

« Reply #2652 on: September 21, 2014, 09:46:35 pm »
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it is the rear view photo that puts me off

The goggles! They do nothing!

Offline bakerted

« Reply #2653 on: September 22, 2014, 12:57:36 am »
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This one I would book! I think you might be slightly disappointed on the in call location though.
But if she can levitate imagine what else she could do!!

Offline mh

« Reply #2654 on: September 22, 2014, 10:13:03 am »
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This one I would book! I think you might be slightly disappointed on the in call location though.
But if she can levitate imagine what else she could do!!

Jeez, wasn't she in Avatar?

Offline punk

« Reply #2655 on: September 22, 2014, 02:31:08 pm »
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This one I would book! I think you might be slightly disappointed on the in call location though.
But if she can levitate imagine what else she could do!!

whats wrong with her figure?

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« Reply #2656 on: September 22, 2014, 03:45:36 pm »
Boke... do people actually go see these women??

Offline The_Don

« Reply #2657 on: September 23, 2014, 03:40:14 pm »

Offline akauya

« Reply #2658 on: September 23, 2014, 03:50:56 pm »
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Is it me or does that look like a wrapped up chicken ready to go in the oven for Sunday roast  :D

Offline The_Don

« Reply #2659 on: September 23, 2014, 03:56:07 pm »
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Is it me or does that look like a wrapped up chicken ready to go in the oven for Sunday roast  :D

I like a big W/G.

But my maths is not great, how long per pound does chicken take in the oven!

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #2660 on: September 23, 2014, 05:23:25 pm »

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« Reply #2661 on: September 23, 2014, 05:40:56 pm »
It would need to be an industrial sized oven, plus it looks like the giblets might still be in there - any volunteers for stuffing?  :scare:

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« Reply #2662 on: September 23, 2014, 05:58:19 pm »
Quote from: raylondoner on September 23, 2014, 05:40:56 pm
It would need to be an industrial sized oven, plus it looks like the giblets might still be in there - any volunteers for stuffing?  :scare:

HP already did, as his post above confirms.

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« Reply #2663 on: September 23, 2014, 07:10:48 pm »

Offline punk

« Reply #2664 on: September 23, 2014, 07:14:11 pm »
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Is it me or does that look like a wrapped up chicken ready to go in the oven for Sunday roast  :D

big turkey,reminds me of my dinner tonight.

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« Reply #2665 on: September 23, 2014, 08:01:14 pm »
i think i"ll eat the spuds & sprouts. I"ve just turned vegetarian  :vomit:

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« Reply #2666 on: September 23, 2014, 09:18:38 pm »
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Apparently legend has it that a punter was once entirely sucked up by the  folds of her ass

If the virtual girlfriend service doesn't tempt you, than her pink love heart mask gets the punters going
« Last Edit: September 23, 2014, 09:19:58 pm by Ben4454 »

Offline SamLP

« Reply #2667 on: September 23, 2014, 10:34:18 pm »
Her profile pic and a few in her gallery including one of her doing anal bb even though she states she doesn't do bb  :vomit:

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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #2668 on: September 24, 2014, 05:03:25 am »
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Her profile pic and a few in her gallery including one of her doing anal bb even though she states she doesn't do bb  :vomit:

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been there done that, had a great time.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=14705.0

Offline Bigus Dickus

« Reply #2669 on: September 24, 2014, 06:06:33 am »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on September 24, 2014, 05:03:25 am
been there done that, had a great time.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=14705.0

Is that you in the picture HP?

Another UKP cock shot?

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline riskytimes

« Reply #2670 on: September 24, 2014, 05:10:33 pm »
This has to beat them all !!!!!

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Offline punk

« Reply #2671 on: September 24, 2014, 05:47:12 pm »

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« Reply #2672 on: September 25, 2014, 10:14:39 pm »

Vagina like a wizards sleeve.

Offline rudolph hucker

« Reply #2673 on: September 26, 2014, 09:57:25 am »
Quote from: punk on September 24, 2014, 05:47:12 pm
only for the blind or very old.

Phil 'The Power' Taylor has really let himself go.....
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« Reply #2674 on: September 26, 2014, 06:25:51 pm »
Why does she have her chair on its side, is that a new position? :rolleyes:

Offline Bigus Dickus

« Reply #2675 on: September 26, 2014, 06:32:32 pm »
Quote from: raylondoner on September 26, 2014, 06:25:51 pm
Why does she have her chair on its side, is that a new position? :rolleyes:

She's using her clunge as a Spider-Man like sucker to defy gravity!  :lol:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #2676 on: September 27, 2014, 06:40:05 pm »
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even I will avoid these pimpled protuberances.

Offline Stalinator

« Reply #2677 on: September 27, 2014, 06:43:22 pm »
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even I will avoid these pimpled protuberances.

Just lost my dinner there!  :scare:

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« Reply #2678 on: September 27, 2014, 06:47:55 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on September 27, 2014, 06:40:05 pm
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even I will avoid these pimpled protuberances.
Tits look ok, the pussy I wouldn't want to go inside.

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« Reply #2679 on: September 27, 2014, 06:59:55 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on September 27, 2014, 06:40:05 pm
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even I will avoid these pimpled protuberances.

She's fairly recently had a baby (or could be preg now). They're called "Montgomery's tubercules" IIRC, and they appear during your first pregnancy. They never completely go away, but do fade and shrink the longer it is since you were pregnant.

Another sign of child bearing you guys can look out for :thumbsup:

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« Reply #2680 on: September 27, 2014, 07:06:10 pm »
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They're called "Montgomery's tubercules"

I wouldn't kick a woman out of bed over those - the bumps around my man-nipples are hairy.

Offline webpunter

« Reply #2681 on: September 28, 2014, 08:33:36 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on September 27, 2014, 06:40:05 pm
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even I will avoid these pimpled protuberances.
What an accolade for her to achieve. Binned out by HP.  LOL :)

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #2682 on: September 28, 2014, 08:39:50 pm »
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What an accolade for her to achieve. Binned out by HP.  LOL :)
Indeed a nice joke
well if Great Catherine is correct they are not pimples but natural phenomena. All that is wrong is that it is a little far for me to make MK in my lunchtime interlewd.

Offline webpunter

« Reply #2683 on: September 28, 2014, 09:21:31 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on September 28, 2014, 08:39:50 pm
Indeed a nice joke
Well, many true words are spoken [or written] in jest.  I was kind of thinking that it was a bit of a compliment - coz you know where you are & know what you like.  And not in the case of this WG.  And reference UKP members making posts / maybe taking the mickey a bit, then better to be written about than not.  PS - just hope i can carry on punting as long as you !  Regards

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #2684 on: September 28, 2014, 09:45:48 pm »
cheers WP. thanks for the kind words, HP

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« Reply #2685 on: October 01, 2014, 10:47:14 pm »

Offline Bigus Dickus

« Reply #2686 on: October 01, 2014, 10:57:22 pm »
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Looks like a Challenger tank ran over her thrupnanies!  :scare:

Either that or she's been tittie feeding that 11 stone 3 year old who's been in the papers this week! :vomit:

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« Reply #2687 on: October 02, 2014, 12:06:45 am »
Is it just me , or is there something about this lady ?

If it wasn't for the bareback , then I for one would be most tempted
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Offline Bigus Dickus

« Reply #2688 on: October 02, 2014, 12:11:56 am »
Quote from: Simplysimon on October 02, 2014, 12:06:45 am
Is it just me , or is there something about this lady ?

If it wasn't for the bareback , then I for one would be most tempted

I think it's you!  :vomit:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #2689 on: October 02, 2014, 08:15:30 am »
Quote from: Simplysimon on October 02, 2014, 12:06:45 am
Is it just me , or is there something about this lady ?

If it wasn't for the bareback , then I for one would be most tempted

It is just me, there is something about this lady!

If it wasn't for the Blackpool , then I for one would be most tempted

Offline hockogrockle

« Reply #2690 on: October 02, 2014, 07:11:24 pm »
After 24 hours as a member of Adultwork, there is already a warning message up about her of the "the authenticity or legitimacy of this member has been called into question" variety. To get that so soon after posting her profile on Adulltwork is pretty good going. She looks a bit old for a Romanian, so perhaps this is a "private gallery scam". Anybody got any views? Apart from being grotesquely top-heavy (as photographed anyway), I don't think she's that bad, really. But since she's well over 200 miles away, it's academic.
How long before she and her profile vanish, I wonder?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #2691 on: October 02, 2014, 07:12:36 pm »
apart from other considerations she looks so happy.

Offline SamLP

« Reply #2692 on: October 06, 2014, 03:32:18 pm »
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Several to choose from in this profile. Looks like a boys face on a girls body.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #2693 on: October 06, 2014, 04:55:00 pm »
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Several to choose from in this profile. Looks like a boys face on a girls body.

and ravaged by childbirth/breastfeeding yet 97 feedbacks!

Offline SamLP

« Reply #2694 on: October 06, 2014, 05:22:30 pm »
Only 7 through escorting though, 6 positives and a negative.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #2695 on: October 06, 2014, 08:36:58 pm »
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are those her boobs or her bums?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #2696 on: October 06, 2014, 08:39:52 pm »
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are those worms crawling out of or into her arse?

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« Reply #2697 on: October 06, 2014, 08:57:17 pm »
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Several to choose from in this profile. Looks like a boys face on a girls body.

god almighty wtf is that?

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« Reply #2698 on: October 06, 2014, 09:19:04 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 06, 2014, 08:39:52 pm
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are those worms crawling out of or into her arse?

I see piles.

Offline punk

« Reply #2699 on: October 08, 2014, 07:29:30 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 06, 2014, 08:39:52 pm
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are those worms crawling out of or into her arse?

looks like piles,too much anal?
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