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This may not exactly fit into this thread.....

www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=2430168.jpg&SN=11&Description=

There are quite a few other interesting ones too
« Last Edit: June 22, 2014, 10:37:44 PM by dexter »

This may not exactly fit into this thread.....

www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=2430168.jpg&SN=11&Description=

There are quite a few other interesting ones too
brilliant, certainly fits this thread. Shall we go to the funeral?


In the picture without glasses she could play the part of one of those heavy ladies in an old James Bon movie? Not a happy bunny. in fact quite grim.

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Offline yorkshire123

I think she needs potty training

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Did i heed the warning, did i bollocks  :scare:
She also needs to buy a toilet brush dirty cow!
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Offline CatBBW

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I think she needs potty training

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Oh how I look forward to when AW ban public pics like these  :vomit:


www.adultwork.com/2531950 or https://www.adultwork.com/ebonyladyishere

Sorry if you've just had your supper  :scare:

Welcome to my page, I am a gorgeous classy EBONY. Delightfully Naughty, sophisticated, energetic and down to earth with personality that will put you at ease. I have a super sexy peachy bum with amazing all natural BOOBS with a sexy curves.

From her Frequently Asked Questions...

Q. Are your pictures genuine?   A. Yes, I am 100% genuine
Q. I've never booked an escort before and am nervous about it.   A. You'll find me to be friendly, easy-going and I will make you feel at ease.
we can relax over a drink together to 'break the ice' and take things at a pace to suit you. if you'd like me to take the lead I'll be happy to do so.
Q. How many times can I cum during a booking?   A. As many times as you WISH/CAN manage in the time booked x
Q. Do you offer Bareback service?   A. NO I dont, and please do not ask.
Q. Can I bring a friend, wife or my girl friend?   A. Possibly, but i would need to speak to you both on the 'phone' in order to confirm a booking and my rates would obviously increase.
Q. Do you do overnight bookings?   A. Yes I do, Incalls & Hotels. I also consider private resident if I have met you before.
Q. Can I buy you a gift?   A. Yes, you can! I love presents! not expected but appreciated.
Q. what services do you offer?   A. I offer all the services on my ENJOY LIST. Please check it out and let me know Your preference.
I also have a wide range of outfits and uniforms, feel free to make a request x
Q. Do you work alone?   A. Yes I am completely independent, discreet and Professional.
Q. Do you see black guys?   A. No sorry,personal preference.

I bet that is a benefit that the black punters didn't see coming  :cool:

Oh how I look forward to when AW ban public pics like these  :vomit:

surely all their photos are public if you are over 18? If they banned such photos this thread might end, so long live freedom of the press (press <send> on your keyboard!). Let's have some Carry On Punting fun.

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surely all their photos are public if you are over 18? If they banned such photos this thread might end, so long live freedom of the press (press <send> on your keyboard!). Let's have some Carry On Punting fun.

It's all in the info on AW, no explicit pics and nothing ruder than Page 3 in any photos accessable to the public. (this rule isn't being enforced yet)

Besides, this thread won't end if they banned photos of spunk dribbling from a pussy or arsehole - this thread will continue with all the photos of ladies who think doing the splits over an electric hob is somehow erotic! :sarcastic: And those type of pics are what makes this thread so funny and magnetic   :music:

Oh how I look forward to when AW ban public pics like these  :vomit:
it suddenly occurred to me did you mean PUBIC pics rather than public? Long live pubic pics.

Offline Mij

Looks like I would expect a 70 year old Russell Brand to look  :D

 :)

Almost unbelievably....68 positive feedbacks too on AW!!  Takes all sorts I guess......   

:)

Almost unbelievably....68 positive feedbacks too on AW!!  Takes all sorts I guess......

Only one of which [A "Feedback only"] is for Escorting though, Mij.

Offline yantob27

Looks like I would expect a 70 year old Russell Brand to look  :D

A 70 year old Russell Brand who has had a hard life and used to have a cock instead of a growler.




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Two for the price of one

www.adultwork.com/2394287 or https://www.adultwork.com/DOUBLE+PINK+PUSSY

OMG, this needs to be posted on the forum as a new thread, the text has me cracking up! :sarcastic:

OMG, this needs to be posted on the forum as a new thread, the text has me cracking up! :sarcastic:

If I were in Norwich I would be round there faster than you can wave a barge pole.

Offline yorkshire123

OMG, this needs to be posted on the forum as a new thread, the text has me cracking up! :sarcastic:

WE ARE VERY CLEAN & MONTHLY CHECKED AT THE CLINIC SO U BETTER GOD DAMNED BE OR WE'RE CUT YA BALLS OFF LOL

 :lol:
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Offline markw

I love that belly of the lady on the right.

I prefer the bloke on the left.
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