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another ugly Romanian pretending to be a model :dash:

Bristol is full with them now

https://www.adultwork.com/2476557 or https://www.adultwork.com/sexy+evelyn

beauty or ugly is in the eye of the beholder, she has a great smile.

I'd bang it, and theres no higher endorsement than that ;)

 :crazy:

Offline webpunter

I'd bang it, and theres no higher endorsement than that ;)
 :crazy:
There is - and it comes in the form of the two letters known to all relating to brown sauce :)
Higher or lower ?

Offline dandaley

beauty or ugly is in the eye of the beholder, she has a great smile.

i agree just a natural shot, shame she is Romanian, hardly deserves being in this thread  :unknown:

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another ugly Romanian pretending to be a model :dash:

Bristol is full with them now

https://www.adultwork.com/2476557 or https://www.adultwork.com/sexy+evelyn
Looks pretty lush to me. I'd happily give her the benefit of the contents of my bollocks.


There is - and it comes in the form of the two letters known to all relating to brown sauce :)
Higher or lower ?

do you mean HP?


i got to say HP you dont half find the rough old dogs on AW

Sticking her tongue out seems to improve her look from the other pic which looks like someone has smashed in her face with a shovel



i got to say HP you dont half find the rough old dogs on AW


woof woof
it takes one to know them
actually I fear dogs and cross the road when I see a real one.


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I was uncertain if this is a best bum or worst escort picture challenge

Love the way she says "get in touch if you recognise me". I guess that's a pretty distinctive rear view.

I guess if you've seen her before, you'd know that "face" anywhere! ;)

Offline pleasure

I guess if you've seen her before, you'd know that "face" anywhere! ;)

That ass was better looking than many of the faces posted on this thread so far.

Mind you, she seems to have taken down even that picture now, but she's still wondering if anyone "recognises her". All we've got to go on now is that she's a 27 year old blonde BBW in London. The only other clue is that she must have a short attention span - she didn't make it past G in the alphabet when ticking things for her "Enjoys" list, before nodding off.

Offline Dani

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how will sticking her tongue out at us help her?

Her first photo on her profile what the hell is wrong with her lady bits..  I have seen some rough ones but that looks a bit on the lumpy side and looks like it has something very wrong with it   :vomit:

Offline vorian

Her first photo on her profile what the hell is wrong with her lady bits..  I have seen some rough ones but that looks a bit on the lumpy side and looks like it has something very wrong with it   :vomit:

I think she is wearing a pair of knickers Dani.
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Her first photo on her profile what the hell is wrong with her lady bits..  I have seen some rough ones but that looks a bit on the lumpy side and looks like it has something very wrong with it   :vomit:
frilly underwear

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I think she is wearing a pair of knickers Dani.

Nope just done a close up view and it is not knickers.  The lumpy bits stop at her arse hole and start again just after.  Have a real close up look and you will see what I mean.  That is not knickers although now I really wish it was


Offline potato

Nope just done a close up view and it is not knickers.  The lumpy bits stop at her arse hole and start again just after.  Have a real close up look and you will see what I mean. 

Your braver than me Dani, there is no way I would want to view that close up!  Hubble telescope would not be powerful enough for a safe distance..

Nope just done a close up view and it is not knickers.  The lumpy bits stop at her arse hole and start again just after.  Have a real close up look and you will see what I mean.  That is not knickers although now I really wish it was

There is something lurking under those peach coloured frilly things and it does look like her growler is a complete mess


Offline hendrix

Oh god. Why do I always look at this thread at lunchtime :(

Oh god. Why do I always look at this thread at lunchtime :(

Its a good way to kill any urge for food. In fact I reckon weight watches should just tell people every time your tempted to have a snack come and have look at the worst escort thread on UK Punting

https://www.adultwork.com/2489181 or https://www.adultwork.com/blonde+bbw+x

I was uncertain if this is a best bum or worst escort picture challenge

I have examined her gallery in gruesome detail. There appears to be nothing wrong with her genital area specifically. She may have understated her age and underestimated her girth. This is the correct thread for her.

Offline robs one

Oh god. Why do I always look at this thread at lunchtime :(
well that's my duck a l'orange in the bin!


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