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Ali Katt · « **Reply #2150 on:** April 28, 2014, 03:46:06 pm »

Quote from: cockneybstrd on April 28, 2014, 03:25:45 pm

not sure if its the eyes or the hello kitty bra that scares me more

I wouldn't mind a go on her, just a shame she's Rom and does "barabek".
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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2151 on:** April 28, 2014, 06:32:55 pm »

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I think she is going to remain an amateur and at £50 an hour it may take some time to reach £5K

CatBBW · « **Reply #2152 on:** April 28, 2014, 06:38:06 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 28, 2014, 06:32:55 pm

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I think she is going to remain an amateur and at £50 an hour it may take some time to reach £5K

So out of all the pics she has of herself, that's the one that she feels is the best one to get the men flocking in. The pose looks like the "before" photo from when you start a new diet.

socks · « **Reply #2153 on:** April 28, 2014, 07:15:38 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on April 28, 2014, 03:46:06 pm

I wouldn't mind a go on her, just a shame she's Rom and does "barabek".
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Yes me too, shame

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2154 on:** April 28, 2014, 09:29:43 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 28, 2014, 06:32:55 pm

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I think she is going to remain an amateur and at £50 an hour it may take some time to reach £5K

gone already

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2155 on:** May 02, 2014, 01:58:22 pm »

Auschwitz concentration camp chic

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El Jefe · « **Reply #2156 on:** May 02, 2014, 10:16:32 pm »

Her Verified Picture shows she has possible Herpes/Cold sore on lower lip

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Johny Stone · « **Reply #2157 on:** May 02, 2014, 10:32:46 pm »

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Her Verified Picture shows she has possible Herpes/Cold sore on lower lip

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and hidden feedback

pleasure · « **Reply #2158 on:** May 03, 2014, 08:44:06 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 02, 2014, 01:58:22 pm

Auschwitz concentration camp chic

Aww. Call me sick, but I was hoping for a pic of a nice skinny chick.

pleasure · « **Reply #2159 on:** May 03, 2014, 08:44:30 am »

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Gaah, that's pretty gross, especially with a name like "kisses 4u".

cockneybstrd · « **Reply #2160 on:** May 03, 2014, 08:55:22 am »

Quote from: pleasure on May 03, 2014, 08:44:06 am

Aww. Call me sick, but I was hoping for a pic of a nice skinny chick.

she does BB so once she gets AIDS she should lose some weight

Rochdull lad · « **Reply #2161 on:** May 04, 2014, 04:33:30 pm »

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CatBBW · « **Reply #2162 on:** May 04, 2014, 05:04:22 pm »

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Her blog reads like a stuck record!

cockneybstrd · « **Reply #2163 on:** May 04, 2014, 05:11:23 pm »

A sixty year old woman should write in text speak.

Though as a Vegas Princess maybe JRC should book an extra seat and take her out with him.

Though having read her feedback about fucking some guy with a strap on (I assume) untill he bleed and didnt stop at the safe words. Maybe not !

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helmsdale · « **Reply #2164 on:** May 04, 2014, 08:44:01 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on April 28, 2014, 03:46:06 pm

I wouldn't mind a go on her, just a shame she's Rom and does "barabek".
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IG11 is my area, disappointed she does BB as I find her quite attractive nice eyes and lips and sweet looking.

Johny Stone · « **Reply #2165 on:** May 10, 2014, 04:28:18 pm »

24 years old my ass

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Ali Katt · « **Reply #2166 on:** May 10, 2014, 04:33:08 pm »

Quote from: johny.bristol on May 10, 2014, 04:28:18 pm

24 years old my ass

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Most 34 year olds (never mind 24 year olds) don't have cellulite in their posterior.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2167 on:** May 10, 2014, 05:07:00 pm »

Quote from: johny.bristol on May 10, 2014, 04:28:18 pm

24 years old my ass

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She may be 34 rather than 24 but I like her plump rump and if I was in Bristol I would be there right away.

agent47 · « **Reply #2168 on:** May 10, 2014, 05:52:00 pm »

Not sure if this is a bloke. read the profile as well. she gets so many messages

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2169 on:** May 10, 2014, 07:18:31 pm »

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Not sure if this is a bloke. read the profile as well. she gets so many messages
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Very much a female, great private gallery. I wish she was free on weekdays. Looks like a real goer.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2170 on:** May 10, 2014, 07:26:25 pm »

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bedbugs?
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Thanks to Steve for the discovery.

she is now doing duos with a lady who could be her sister
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Festisio · « **Reply #2171 on:** May 10, 2014, 07:28:09 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 10, 2014, 07:26:25 pm

she is now doing duos with a lady who could be her sister
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Are you going to have a threesome with them?

I wouldn't want to be the filling in that sandwich.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2172 on:** May 10, 2014, 07:56:48 pm »

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nice breasts, terrible eyebrows

hockogrockle · « **Reply #2173 on:** May 10, 2014, 08:11:30 pm »

Quote from: johny.bristol on May 10, 2014, 04:28:18 pm

24 years old my ass

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Don't see much wrong with this one. Maybe she's knocked a few years off; but don't they all? I don't think she merits even an honourable mention on this thread. Come on lads, we can't be running out of utter dogs!

agent47 · « **Reply #2174 on:** May 10, 2014, 08:58:33 pm »

Quote from: hockogrockle on May 10, 2014, 08:11:30 pm

Don't see much wrong with this one. Maybe she's knocked a few years off; but don't they all? I don't think she merits even an honourable mention on this thread. Come on lads, we can't be running out of utter dogs!

Yeah agree. cor blimey Charlie!!! what an arse shame she does bareback and doesn't do facials.

Mike Hunt · « **Reply #2175 on:** May 10, 2014, 09:04:27 pm »

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What a beauty!

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2176 on:** May 11, 2014, 12:37:57 pm »

More complete information:

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she is now doing duos with a lady who could be her sister
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and she has her own extra page with more happy snaps, no socks this time, and has gone from 31 to 24 years old.
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cockneybstrd · « **Reply #2177 on:** May 11, 2014, 12:41:13 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 11, 2014, 12:37:57 pm

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and she has her own extra page with more happy snaps, no socks this time
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24 she looks more likely 44 (age and stone)

CatBBW · « **Reply #2178 on:** May 11, 2014, 05:25:28 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 11, 2014, 12:37:57 pm

and she has her own extra page with more happy snaps, no socks this time, and has gone from 31 to 24 years old.
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The dirty sock lady!

Still with sores all over her breasts, and lovely dirty feet

Tinman · « **Reply #2179 on:** May 11, 2014, 07:53:41 pm »

Fucking turn it in. Can't believe what I'm seeing!!

Alistairs · « **Reply #2180 on:** May 11, 2014, 08:05:52 pm »

Bwaahaaaa just nearly spat my cuppa tea everywhere

akauya · « **Reply #2181 on:** May 11, 2014, 10:14:06 pm »

Quote from: Catherine The Great on May 11, 2014, 05:25:28 pm

The dirty sock lady! Still with sores all over her breasts, and lovely dirty feet

Well, she does offer bareback, god knows what the fuck she's caught

T_Nizo · « **Reply #2182 on:** May 11, 2014, 10:21:17 pm »

and ONLY £30?!?! ITS A STEAL

Alistairs · « **Reply #2183 on:** May 12, 2014, 09:50:00 am »

Really £70

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zootalors · « **Reply #2184 on:** May 12, 2014, 04:29:40 pm »

Come and get it.....err,I'd rather not tbh.
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Ali Katt · « **Reply #2185 on:** May 12, 2014, 04:32:20 pm »

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Really £70

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I could understand it if she was Diana, the famous BBW pornstar, but it's not.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2186 on:** May 12, 2014, 06:14:07 pm »

Quote from: zootalors on May 12, 2014, 04:29:40 pm

Come and get it.....err,I'd rather not tbh.
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Her disability is a urostomy which means a urine tube and bag, and leg problems needing callipers, but very randy and good natured and did a duo with a large mature ropy poly happy friend, saw her maybe 5 years ago. Not to everyone's taste, I realise.

Johny Stone · « **Reply #2187 on:** May 16, 2014, 08:19:50 pm »

new bird

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cockneybstrd · « **Reply #2188 on:** May 16, 2014, 08:46:03 pm »

That is one rancid looking growler

yantob27 · « **Reply #2189 on:** May 16, 2014, 09:00:05 pm »

Quote from: cockneybstrd on May 16, 2014, 08:46:03 pm

That is one rancid looking growler

The arse picture in the gallery is even worse.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2190 on:** May 16, 2014, 09:07:14 pm »

Quote from: zootalors on May 12, 2014, 04:29:40 pm

Come and get it.....err,I'd rather not tbh.
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gone

threechilliman · « **Reply #2191 on:** May 16, 2014, 10:21:25 pm »

TFFT! Mr Bristol, you should be ashamed of that one. Fucking awful!

JB1969 · « **Reply #2192 on:** May 17, 2014, 08:42:07 am »

Quote from: johny.bristol on May 16, 2014, 08:19:50 pm

new bird

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Sweety mother of mercy take me now... Why, what have we done to be punished so!

pleasure · « **Reply #2193 on:** May 17, 2014, 09:00:33 am »

Quote from: JB1969 on May 17, 2014, 08:42:07 am

Sweety mother of mercy take me now... Why, what have we done to be punished so!

Well reading this thread seems to have been your main rookie mistake.

Urban_G · « **Reply #2194 on:** May 17, 2014, 10:50:00 am »

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Anyone tempted?

How does anyone think a write up like that is going to convince a punter when pics like this are next to it?

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2195 on:** May 17, 2014, 03:12:41 pm »

Quote from: johny.bristol on May 16, 2014, 08:19:50 pm

new bird

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Part of the reason for the rancid nature of her private parts is that she smokes. If anyone has unknowingly licked the lower lips of a smoking lady you will have realised your mistake from the taste of her secretions. I think that these photos show another side effect of smoking.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2196 on:** May 17, 2014, 07:21:35 pm »

Q Is it anything you dream about?
A Nightmares

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2197 on:** May 17, 2014, 07:29:08 pm »

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she just looks very frightened and I did not know in which thread to post it.

pleasure · « **Reply #2198 on:** May 17, 2014, 08:00:32 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 17, 2014, 07:29:08 pm

she just looks very frightened and I did not know in which thread to post it.

Not sure why she's so frightened when she's an "experience, professional, 'descrete' woman".

Ali Katt · « **Reply #2199 on:** May 17, 2014, 08:14:36 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 17, 2014, 07:29:08 pm

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she just looks very frightened and I did not know in which thread to post it.

She probably has some ASSets, but they're not on display.

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