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Offline mh

Jeez-Oh! In the pic entitled, 'just about to get fucked', she looks as if she's alreay been in the mortuary for three days!

Caption is not correct, should read "totally fucked".

« Last Edit: February 21, 2014, 10:18:40 AM by Horizontal pleasures »

Offline Daffodil

Aha! I found her
Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/1897632 or https://www.adultwork.com/HORNY%2DGRANNY
nice.
but then maybe I am 15 years older than she is.

That's what 20 year olds look like in Glasgow  :P

That's what 20 year olds look like in Glasgow  :P
I am 72
minus 15
=57
and she says she is 55 so not far out.

Offline J_H

That's what 20 year olds look like in Glasgow  :P

Actually I'm absolutely sure she's a scouser. Honestly!

Offline J_H

Just checked:
   "What is your Primary Language? ENGLISH"
    "What is your Secondary Language? SCOUSE"

But here is the killer line:

"What is your best feature? FACE"!

Oh, boy.


Actually I'm absolutely sure she's a scouser. Honestly!

she says she speaks scouse and her nearest rail station is Seaforth and Litherland!



from https://www.adultwork.com/1431585
birth marks?
stretch marks from childbirth, I like realism. She has however reduced her post baby waistline really well and in her gallery shows a great behind.

Offline Zeusthedoc

This is just fake taken to a whole new level....

1000cc tits? and her 'face' looks more like a mask....
you'd be hard pressed to find any physical feature that isn't 'enhanced' in some way....

maybe her toes??

https://www.adultwork.com/1939954 or https://www.adultwork.com/PRINCESSCRYSTAL1

It's like Dubai....
very manufactured
the rich can do whatever
class-less
everyone's been

Offline JB1969

That's what 20 year olds look like in Glasgow  :P

Am i the only one who not only notices the dirty prossie but also the dirty bedding
Banning reason: Accused and highly suspected of being "DeliciousMsDee" prossie posing as punter

Offline webpunter

It's all gone a bit quiet on this thread since the one on PB took over
Think it's time we ramp this one back up again
Here's another - apologies if posted before
https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=796914
On the photo entitled 'arse' then i thought she'd had a tom-tit
Then i realized its a dildo & maybe not in the best of colours
10/10 for accuracy of description on the photo 'big arse'

Offline akauya

It's all gone a bit quiet on this thread since the one on PB took over
Think it's time we ramp this one back up again
Here's another - apologies if posted before
https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=796914
On the photo entitled 'arse' then i thought she'd had a tom-tit
Then i realized its a dildo & maybe not in the best of colours
10/10 for accuracy of description on the photo 'big arse'

er I would call that massive arse - big doesn't even begin to cover it :)

It's all gone a bit quiet on this thread since the one on PB took over
Think it's time we ramp this one back up again
Here's another - apologies if posted before
https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=796914
On the photo entitled 'arse' then i thought she'd had a tom-tit
Then i realized its a dildo & maybe not in the best of colours
10/10 for accuracy of description on the photo 'big arse'

earlier in this thread:

Quote from: miss rebecca on April 18, 2013, 08:06:10 pm
https://www.adultwork.com/BBWTaylor

looks like a turkey
not a flattering pic

I am sure that this is Catherine of Runcorn and I have visited her in her hotel once in London and in her home maybe 3 times in the NW. I did FRs on her on the old Preston Punters and once on their new NW punting site whose name I cannot remember. If anyone knows please PM me and I can paste the last report here. It was in 2012. There are not flattering pics. She has a great body and a great spirit.


Offline Ali Katt

This is just fake taken to a whole new level....

1000cc tits? and her 'face' looks more like a mask....
you'd be hard pressed to find any physical feature that isn't 'enhanced' in some way....

maybe her toes??

https://www.adultwork.com/1939954 or https://www.adultwork.com/PRINCESSCRYSTAL1

It's like Dubai....
very manufactured
the rich can do whatever
class-less
everyone's been
I think these two are potential winners:
http://84.244.135.46/G11/images/3979580.jpg
http://84.244.135.46/G11/images/4056959.jpg

Why is she posing with Freddie Mercury?

Offline JB1969

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I think these two are potential winners:
http://84.244.135.46/G11/images/3979580.jpg
http://84.244.135.46/G11/images/4056959.jpg

Why is she posing with Freddie Mercury?

He is trying to break free from all that fake tan
Banning reason: Accused and highly suspected of being "DeliciousMsDee" prossie posing as punter

Offline Johny Stone

In my opinion she is pathetic and derranged

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
He is trying to break free from all that fake tan

Oh dear, when those babies blow I don't want to be anywhere near 'em.

Offline webpunter

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
He is trying to break free from all that fake tan

Very clever - needed to think for 0.5sec to get the pun !
If escorting doesn't work out for her then she could consider an alternative career
Scaring the birds off the runways @ one of the airports maybe ?


Offline vorian

cringe
curl up and die

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I would have said a revenge profile, but it is part of a group, rather odd  :unknown:
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

I would have said a revenge profile, but it is part of a group, rather odd  :unknown:

here is a revenge profile or excessive naiveté, one piggy who will soon end up as bacon,

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/2374960 or https://www.adultwork.com/fuckpiggy

Tony Montana

here is a revenge profile or excessive naiveté, one piggy who will soon end up as bacon,

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£5 for 1 hour... but still shit value.




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