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Author Topic: The worst escort picture challenge  (Read 501707 times)

I wouldn't want a night out with this one:
http://84.244.135.41/f/2309550_2.jpg

there are two ladies in the photo, so you would like a night out with the other one?




Offline webpunter

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/2325771 or https://www.adultwork.com/jmws


I am glad I do not live up there

Looking at her AW profile header:  "i am very open to trying new things and nothing is out of the question"

Why not go swimming off the coast locally & see if you can get harpooned ?

Offline webpunter

You're not. Third or fourth time on this thread. Largest UK escort. Weighs about 40 stone.

Bollocks - thought i had found something worthy & original !
Thanks for picking me up on this
Hopefully some UKP members will have had the 'pleasure' of seeing the link, presuming they had missed this before

Not sure if this post is limited to UK munters
Accordingly:  http://michigan.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=12470757&image=12477657
No doubt you will pick me up on this if not allowable !

Offline Madone1

I'm adding this rot box she looks disgusting I wouldn't even fuck her with a rented dick.

https://www.adultwork.com/2251291 or https://www.adultwork.com/italian+franchesca

Offline Hellraiser

I'm adding this rot box she looks disgusting I wouldn't even fuck her with a rented dick.

https://www.adultwork.com/2251291 or https://www.adultwork.com/italian+franchesca

They are shit amateur pictures but she doesn't look that bad. Better pictures would do wonders for her.

Offline Madone1

She looks like a dirty junkie I wouldn't give her one pound twenty an hour never mind £120.

Offline webpunter

She looks like a dirty junkie I wouldn't give her one pound twenty an hour never mind £120.

I'd pay 120 quid not to have to shag her for an hour
I can see a new side thread developing maybe along this line maybe
"How much would you pay NOT to have to shag 'XYZ' & does the amount increase with time ?"
However i don't want to detract from this superb & ever expanding topic

Offline CatBBW

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They are shit amateur pictures but she doesn't look that bad. Better pictures would do wonders for her.

That's the point of the thread! :thumbsup: "Worst Escort Picture Challenge" - if Kelly Brook/Pamela Anderson/Shakira/god I can't remember any other names right now started escorting but the pics were crapola, they would qualify to be included in this thread.

'Shit amateur pics'/'better pics would do wonders' are the cornerstone of this thread :hi:


Offline dilettante

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2354034

Surely this profile was created just to be posted here?

Should be "Anal (at discretion)" - you're going to need at least an 8" dick to get in there ...


https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2354034

Surely this profile was created just to be posted here?

read the thread before posting, she is on the thread already, I think I unkindly wrote something about you should not throw your granny off a bus.

Offline Outcallguy

Damn sorry HP.
I thought she may have been, but then didn't have time to read back.
My apologies.

Offline SirPhilipXX

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2354034

Surely this profile was created just to be posted here?

I see that she has a uploaded a verification photo but has chosen to hide it from view.

One must assume that it is not as flattering as her profile photo. :D

 


Offline webpunter

What has been seen cannot be unseen

https://www.adultwork.com/1071084 or https://www.adultwork.com/naughtygirl1979

Thanks a lot - will be having nightmares now
Think a few of the X & Y chromosomes are mixed up


Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/2350169 or https://www.adultwork.com/BrownSugarSSBBW

this lady has been on before but now there is a second photo which surpasses the first one.

Offline Madone1

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/2350169 or https://www.adultwork.com/BrownSugarSSBBW

this lady has been on before but now there is a second photo which surpasses the first one.

 :vomit: that is just horrid why would anyone pay to try and fuck that.

Offline GrumpyoldGit

:vomit: that is just horrid why would anyone pay to try and fuck that.
After emptying 2 tonnes of flour over that to find the right fold you would be too fucked to do anything, let alone fuck it.

Yuck

Offline cornbeefinspector

After emptying 2 tonnes of flour over that to find the right fold you would be too fucked to do anything, let alone fuck it.

Yuck

shes only £100 per hour. Lets hope jimmy doesnt tell her to put her fees up  :vomit:



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