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Offline webpunter

These two munters arrived like buses, none for a while [thankfully] then two at the same time
Referring to buses they look like the back end of one too

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2341999

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2343437





Offline SirPhilipXX

that second picture is fucking hilarious
Reminds me of that big toad character in the Aardman film 'Flushed Away'   :D



https://www.adultwork.com/982699 or https://www.adultwork.com/beckylovecock

Not sure if anyone has posted this WG's profile... I'll post it anyway

Who would tap her  :lol:?

Funnily enough, I've seen her out and about and she's even worse in real life, even though her profile picture is already quite poor... she asked whether I had a lighter the other day!

Offline SirPhilipXX

https://www.adultwork.com/982699 or https://www.adultwork.com/beckylovecock

Not sure if anyone has posted this WG's profile... I'll post it anyway

Who would tap her  :lol:?

Funnily enough, I've seen her out and about and she's even worse in real life, even though her profile picture is already quite poor... she asked whether I had a lighter the other day!

Is she really the worst you can find? Not that pretty agreed, but she's English, her body's fine, and she comes across as a dirty little whore who will do just about anything for less than £100 /hr -  so not much to complain about there, surely?


Offline like_mature

https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=4131558.jpg&SN=11&Description=

Nice body but the face seems far to long....sometimes life isn't fair!!! Cracking body finished off with Jimmy Hill's chin !!


Is she really the worst you can find? Not that pretty agreed, but she's English, her body's fine, and she comes across as a dirty little whore who will do just about anything for less than £100 /hr -  so not much to complain about there, surely?

I understand what you're saying. She may not be the worse but when I go punting, I would rather pay a WG who looks a lot better than the person I mentioned!

It's best if we agree to disagree   :)


Offline GrumpyoldGit

You just could not even think about that one. Even if you were pissed out of your tree.

Offline Ali Katt

https://www.adultwork.com/982699 or https://www.adultwork.com/beckylovecock

Not sure if anyone has posted this WG's profile... I'll post it anyway

Who would tap her  :lol:?

Funnily enough, I've seen her out and about and she's even worse in real life, even though her profile picture is already quite poor... she asked whether I had a lighter the other day!
Banging body, looks a bit like Helena Bonham Carter. Yes I would bang her.

Banging body, looks a bit like Helena Bonham Carter. Yes I would bang her.

That's why god invented doggy and reverse cowgirl. Missionary, not so much.

https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=4131558.jpg&SN=11&Description=

Nice body but the face seems far to long....sometimes life isn't fair!!! Cracking body finished off with Jimmy Hill's chin !!
I certainly wouldn't have a problem seeing her - pity she's too far away.

I certainly wouldn't have a problem seeing her - pity she's too far away.

Hope she lubes her chin before she deepthroats, that chin would give you a buttfucking that would feel like a shrek fisting, by the looks of it.

Offline Ali Katt

https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=4131558.jpg&SN=11&Description=

Nice body but the face seems far to long....sometimes life isn't fair!!! Cracking body finished off with Jimmy Hill's chin !!
Something to rest your bollocks on.


Offline Ali Katt

https://www.adultwork.com/Chanel+of+Eloquence
looks very fresh     :crazy:
She's also tanned all over from visiting a nudist beach, that's one beach to avoid.

Offline webpunter

Doubt very much if 'it' goes even near a beach / the sea
Too much risk of being harpooned by a passing whale hunting vessel

They just keep on coming
New profiles of munters coming through used to bore me with opening & thinking WTF and then having to delete
All changed since the worst escort pic challenge which just keeps running & running
Here's the latest instalment - "Jemma Jugs":

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2346206

If she sat on your face then you would not be hearing the stereo
Breathing could be a major concern


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