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Author Topic: The worst escort picture challenge  (Read 502164 times)

Offline rpg

https://www.adultwork.com/1574761

Take your pick! I nominate pictures 1 and 10 in the gallery.

Offline vorian

Dear God, I'm guessing she must have got advice from SAAFE (Probably AMY) in what punters like to see in a profile. Childish text speak, terrible spelling, not logged in for two weeks, truly awful pictures with no effort or thought. Just about ticks all my No, No's on a AW profile. Think I might send a email asking if she drives a car, just to confirm my suspicions. Even the "Mobile Gloryhole" can do a better profile than this.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Offline markw

https://www.adultwork.com/1574761

Take your pick! I nominate pictures 1 and 10 in the gallery.

I see they're "horny birches". That's good, I just feel like shagging a tree.
Banning reason: Undesirable fluffy

Offline punk

I see they're "horny birches". That's good, I just feel like shagging a tree.

kinky fucking a tree  :D

Offline JB1969

i am kinda speechless on this one...

https://www.adultwork.com/1870949 or https://www.adultwork.com/leedsprivategroup

Sorry guys no idea how to upload a pix here but the first one in the gallery just screams to me "why"
Banning reason: Accused and highly suspected of being "DeliciousMsDee" prossie posing as punter

i am kinda speechless on this one...

https://www.adultwork.com/1870949 or https://www.adultwork.com/leedsprivategroup

Sorry guys no idea how to upload a pix here but the first one in the gallery just screams to me "why"
Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/1873034 or https://www.adultwork.com/sexyboobybettyboo
same lady alone without husband/pimp
I am sure she would be fun but too far away. How much would it take to have her do a full service?

Offline SirPhilipXX

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/1873034 or https://www.adultwork.com/sexyboobybettyboo
same lady alone without husband/pimp
I am sure she would be fun but too far away. How much would it take to have her do a full service?
Certainly not my idea of fun  :crazy:

Offline punk

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/1873034 or https://www.adultwork.com/sexyboobybettyboo
same lady alone without husband/pimp
I am sure she would be fun but too far away. How much would it take to have her do a full service?

You could always asked


Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/1873034 or https://www.adultwork.com/sexyboobybettyboo
same lady alone without husband/pimp
I am sure she would be fun but too far away. How much would it take to have her do a full service?

Oh, dear; Hp, doesn't this just show the variety of the pastime we all enjoy?

I could no more imagine booking this lady than "walking on the moon", to use one of the late Mrs R L'sfavourite expressions!

Offline yantob27

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/1873034 or https://www.adultwork.com/sexyboobybettyboo
same lady alone without husband/pimp
I am sure she would be fun but too far away. How much would it take to have her do a full service?

That second picture, is she badly constipated or something?


https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=3881768.jpg&SN=11&Description=

I once considered seeing this escort. That was before she had face pics!!  :scare:

why worry about the mantelpiece when stoking the fire?
Or go doggy.
« Last Edit: December 28, 2013, 03:41:52 PM by Horizontal pleasures »

Offline JB1969

https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=3881768.jpg&SN=11&Description=

I once considered seeing this escort. That was before she had face pics!!  :scare:

 :lol: dididumdidum BatMAN BatMAN BatMAN the emphasis on MAN lol
Banning reason: Accused and highly suspected of being "DeliciousMsDee" prossie posing as punter


Offline rpg

had you been drink too much? ;)

You would think so. No, she used to have very few pics but offered every service I want.

Offline rpg

It doesn't prove JRC's strongly held views on no face pics, but it's certainly one up to him.

Offline punk

You would think so. No, she used to have very few pics but offered every service I want.

i understand.i some times use to look at services without double checking.

Offline portly

    Back in the day i think she would have been hot .

I think you are being unfair about Mercedes. I think she is stunning. I think I would prefer it if she had missed out the implants. It is not so easy to find girls on artwork who are rally slim and stay so.So well done Mercedes. I wish I was near Tamworth.


Offline like_mature

https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=3963000.jpg&SN=11&Description=

its easy to see why someone would look at the picture and think..........'.fuck yes' !!!



Offline CatBBW

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Happy new year HP

 https://www.adultwork.com/2148255

SHe says she has 40C breasts ...but....where? :unknown:


I think she must have lost lots of weight.
« Last Edit: December 29, 2013, 08:54:30 PM by Catherine The Great »

Happy new year HP

 https://www.adultwork.com/2148255

thanks for the thought but her proportions are all in the wrong place

sorry that reads as not very grammatical but you know what I mean I am sure.

Offline cummin

There's some photo shopping going on it that one.

Accy

She is in Croydon it seems, anyone got feedback for her other than that her suggestion that she has just arrived is  somewhat suspect ?


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