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Offline Ali Katt

https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=4009620.jpg&SN=11&Description=Feeling+innocent

Where do you start!!!!

Don't offer to take her on a dinner date, it may become expensive!!
With her elbow raised it sort of looks like she has three breasts.

Offline berksboy

looking at the one above and most of the others just how do you get in to that sort of sate ? dont you see just how fat you are getting and stop eating so much ? i just dont get it at all and as for thinking its sexy  :vomit:

https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=4009620.jpg&SN=11&Description=Feeling+innocent

Where do you start!!!!

Don't offer to take her on a dinner date, it may become expensive!!

Is she a she, or is she a he, what that bulging below here stomach, looks like a ball sach

Offline accylad

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/1712708 or https://www.adultwork.com/amiyahkaan

she used a bicycle pump?

Yeah, I stumbled across that one. Bizarre isn't it ? Why some women want to inflate their tits beyoung all proportion is beyond me.
Banning reason: Slagging off UKP members


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Offline accylad

Banning reason: Slagging off UKP members

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2101548

Where do you start?

The size of a walrus
A face only the Elephant Man could love
She's really expensive at £35 an hour
A wonderful command of the English language

It's not a surprise to find out that her favourite food is pizza and her favourite drink is coke.  Maybe cut out the pizza and coke love and you might begin to stop resembling something out of a David Attenborough nature documentary on whales


https://www.adultwork.com/2232501

Go for it HP
thanks mate, no chance to get myself up to Sheffield. I wish I could as nobody like this where I am.

Offline dilettante

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2101548

Where do you start?

The size of a walrus
A face only the Elephant Man could love
She's really expensive at £35 an hour
A wonderful command of the English language

It's not a surprise to find out that her favourite food is pizza and her favourite drink is coke.  Maybe cut out the pizza and coke love and you might begin to stop resembling something out of a David Attenborough nature documentary on whales

Maybe they should have to prove they're capable of getting picked up in a nightclub before being allowed to register on AW ...

... and Χαιρε ω Θρασυμοχε, πως εχεις? - or "Thrash Me Knackers" as we used to call it, you obviously did Greek at school too!! ;-)

Maybe they should have to prove they're capable of getting picked up in a nightclub before being allowed to register on AW ...

... and Χαιρε ω Θρασυμοχε, πως εχεις? - or "Thrash Me Knackers" as we used to call it, you obviously did Greek at school too!! ;-)

I didn't study Greek at school unfortunately.  The closest I got to studying about Greece was when one of the modules of my history degree was on Ancient Greece

I don't remember how I happened upon using Thrasymachus as my username.  Somehow it's just become a name that I find easy to remember


Offline Riot Doll

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https://www.adultwork.com/2188043

I'm not even going to comment on those pictures.

The vagina close-ups look very similar to the pictures I saw last week after typing 'gender reassignment male to female' into google... I'm sure she's a lovely woman, but these photos aren't exactly flattering. My advice would be to at least invest in a good push-up bra, and maybe use a razor that isn't rusty!

Offline JB1969

https://www.adultwork.com/2188043

I'm not even going to comment on those pictures.

I have to ask... WHY? Why did you feel the need to do this to us this early in the morning  :scare:

I was going to punt today, think I have just changed my mind. lol
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Offline KentAde

Why is it a lot of the fat slags do bareback?  :crazy:

Offline SirPhilipXX

https://www.adultwork.com/2188043

I'm not even going to comment on those pictures.
If those are her profile photos, just imagine what is in her private gallery  :scare:

Maybe some tasteful close-ups of her caesarian scar?

No, I wont be checking them out

Offline Riprock

Funnily enough, i didn't get any wood looking at these pix.

https://www.adultwork.com/lucy+lou+82

Offline theotherside

I suggest after going through this thread then going on to this website to cleanse your eyes!

http://eyebleach.com/

Offline CatBBW

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Just browsing the cam profiles tonight...

and....

WARNING!! Not to be viewed while eating!!

https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewImage.asp?Image=http://84.244.135.41/f/1375230_1.jpg&Description=6.png

https://www.adultwork.com/1375230 or https://www.adultwork.com/SLUTTY%5FJOAN69

SHe's in Private cam mode as I type! Poo pic might be fakery, but still made me heave - and that takes some doing... :scare:

 :vomit:

Offline gmoney69

Poo pic might be fakery

haha, youve just shattered some poor guys fantasy. But yeah her poor is too yellow, i wonder what shes been eating :)

poo+sex=wtf!

Offline JB1969

She is in the phillipines I guess that is the color of their poo or peanut butter, anybody care to spread some on their toast this morning. Hahaha :vomit:
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Offline Stapler

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Offline Stapler

she does look very happy and what a gorgeous belly, but where on earth is Sandwell?


Are you serious?!))))))))

Well, if you want to visit her, Sandwell is a metropolitan borough in the Black Country, which is made up of six towns - Oldbury, Rowley Regis, Smethwick, Tipton, Wednesbury and West Bromwich - about 6 miles west of Birmingham.
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Offline cherry-delight

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