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Strangely it reminds me of humpty dumty.  ;)

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not seen her face but you are extending my hotlist too far, I shall never manage to get to Leicester in my lunch break.

Stop worrying, Hp; she won't see blokes of our age.  And [she says] she doesn't do BB.


Strangely it reminds me of humpty dumty.  ;)

https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=3638920.jpg&SN=11&Description=

Takes me back to my childhood when my dad grew exceptionally large pumpkins and gourds for the amateur gardener's show  :sarcastic:

Takes me back to my childhood when my dad grew exceptionally large pumpkins and gourds for the amateur gardener's show  :sarcastic:

I am not sure I can imagine you putting your todger into a gourd

...if not the weirdest picture to appear on an Escorts site, didn't do much to speed me towards arranging a meet, but might work for some https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=3835186.jpg&SN=11&Description=The+chickens+prepared+by+Rani

Interesting profile by the way, not sure if it is a ruse like the whole Tantric thing...would love to check it out but, lady too large for me (tummy especially), too expensive and too far. She seems a pleasant person though - cute free movie on her profile.
« Last Edit: September 16, 2013, 12:08:43 PM by Rickrabbit »


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New contender today,  glad the face is smudged a bit!    ....and 25yrs old.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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New contender today,  glad the face is smudged a bit!    ....and 25yrs old.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

https://www.adultwork.com/2166127

And she wants to take you to haven!! :lol:


Offline KentAde

And she wants to take you to haven!! :lol:

Rather go to Pontins or Butlins alone thanks....  :cool:  (get it Haven.....?!  :D   )

Rather go to Pontins or Butlins alone thanks....  :cool:  (get it Haven:D   )

No, sorry; KentAde; erm "Haven't a clue!" ;)

Offline bawbag

love how most on her have suspicion of authenticity. the site must take a look and think they cant be real

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Competition for you :P

Wha....? I don't get it. I have never been to Haven, and have no plans to visit one.

If you're talking about her size/looks - she's smaller than me and older than me.

So no. No competition at all.


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https://www.adultwork.com/1558994
https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=3681842.jpg&SN=11&Description=This+is+me

SCARY!

RPG

Am i missing something - whilst not a tip top brass, she n munter like some on here, my first impressions where shes not fat or ugly enough for HP to fuck her (which is a start - sorry HP)

TAD HARSH IMHO




Offline punk

is there any way i could view the escorts profile from this photo?

a familiar face  :unknown:


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