It really bugs me that punters presume all escorts avoid pay tax .. granted most dont but the savy ones do.
So you don't then
You will recall that you once said you only did pro$$ie part time and had a high paid with benefits job as well, but then you were worried over what to put on your Visa for the States as you said you didn't want to put your occupation down as pro$$ie for obvious reasons, if you had a proper job as you'd stated then you wouldn't have had to make anything up.
And lets not forget the cake shop...
You wouldn't know the truth if it bit you on the piss flap, Lying is in your DNA