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Author Topic: i must be your ass cos it ain't your face...  (Read 3220 times)

Offline Marmalade

Don't crash your car as you drive past and check her out ...!  :scare:

Some favourites from the verification picture files in the regions....

How often have you seen a nice ass or face and then looked at the other bit only to find something else?
I do it quite often in the street and sometimes wish I hadn't. How can a girl with a beautiful ass have a face like her mother's ass?
:cool:

But seriously, a time to walk, a time to ask for your money back, a time to ask for compensation

For instance

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shame about the face  :vomit:
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shame about the face  :vomit:
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shame about the face  :vomit:  :vomit:  :vomit: claim compensation for nightmare attacks
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nanananah Hidden Image/Members Onlydo it like this babeHidden Image/Members Only
now if AW did 'verification' videos.... Miss of the first 20 seconds o External Link/Members Onlyand I bet some dogs would fuck the blonde...

Offline Brazilian Martian

The firat picture got me excited then I saw the face pic :thumbsdown: sweet cream on a ice cream sandwich they are all ugly dogs

Tierney

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Fuck me, if Kronenbourg did escorts...

Offline AnthG

And this is what is so hard in getting through to these people when they say about Romanians; "the photos look nice, so I will give her a chance"
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Offline bigjohn1987

"False advertising is the use of misleading, false and unproven information to advertise products to consumers" wiki :dash:

Online David1970

Don't crash your car as you drive past and check her out ...!  :scare:

Some favourites from the verification picture files in the regions....

How often have you seen a nice ass or face and then looked at the other bit only to find something else?
I do it quite often in the street and sometimes wish I hadn't. How can a girl with a beautiful ass have a face like her mother's ass?
:cool:

My motto is " when in doubt walk out" I would run out from the one in the first verification photo.


But seriously, a time to walk, a time to ask for your money back, a time to ask for compensation

For instance

External Link/Members Only  :thumbsup:
Hidden Image/Members Only
shame about the face  :vomit:
Hidden Image/Members Only

...


External Link/Members Only  :thumbsup:
Hidden Image/Members Only
shame about the face  :vomit:
Hidden Image/Members Only

...


External Link/Members Only  :yahoo:
Hidden Image/Members Only
shame about the face  :vomit:  :vomit:  :vomit: claim compensation for nightmare attacks
Hidden Image/Members Only

...


nanananah Hidden Image/Members Onlydo it like this babeHidden Image/Members Only
now if AW did 'verification' videos.... Miss of the first 20 seconds o External Link/Members Onlyand I bet some dogs would fuck the blonde...

Offline Brazilian Martian

And this is what is so hard in getting through to these people when they say about Romanians; "the photos look nice, so I will give her a chance"
:sarcastic: :sarcastic: so true they take pictures at flattering angles or its a completely different person

Offline jaszyj87


Offline Gordon Bennett

Can't blame any of 'em for posting flattering pics highlighting their best side and hiding their flaws.... It's up to viewer to workout 90% of female asses look okay bent over and poking up in the air. I take the approach that any body part I can't see in the photo will be plump, wrinkly, saggy and markedly different to the taut shiney bit she IS showing.

Offline punk

Don't crash your car as you drive past and check her out ...!  :scare:

Some favourites from the verification picture files in the regions....

How often have you seen a nice ass or face and then looked at the other bit only to find something else?
I do it quite often in the street and sometimes wish I hadn't. How can a girl with a beautiful ass have a face like her mother's ass?
:cool:

But seriously, a time to walk, a time to ask for your money back, a time to ask for compensation

For instance

External Link/Members Only 
Hidden Image/Members Only

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External Link/Members Only 
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External Link/Members Only
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 Hidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members Only

A case of Beer goggle eyes the night before and reality in the morning ???  :sarcastic:

spuds

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They're  BOBFOCs

Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch.

Boomslang

  • Guest
Good job we're all different then because I prefer real women like this. Personally I find fake tits, tarantula eyelashes, suntan by Ronseal and lips like illuminated car inner tubes a total erection killer. And don't get me started on photoshopped images.

Offline Brazilian Martian

Good job we're all different then because I prefer real women like this. Personally I find fake tits, tarantula eyelashes, suntan by Ronseal and lips like illuminated car inner tubes a total erection killer. And don't get me started on photoshopped images.

Maybe post a review of your punting adventures with real women then  :hi:

Offline AnthG

Good job we're all different then because I prefer real women like this. Personally I find fake tits, tarantula eyelashes, suntan by Ronseal and lips like illuminated car inner tubes a total erection killer. And don't get me started on photoshopped images.

So in you eyes does real woman = ugly? As I cannot think how else you meant 'real women' in the context of your post.

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Boomslang

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Well who is the judge and jury when it comes to ugliness? I don't see ugliness here, I see average looking women.

Offline AnthG

Well who is the judge and jury when it comes to ugliness? I don't see ugliness here, I see average looking women.

I see complete and utter mingers. And if you would be content with any of these girls opening the door. It suggests you have had a really unfortunate time during your punting career.
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Boomslang

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It 'suggests'. Who writes the guidelines and rules about this? Can you elaborate on your usage of the word 'suggests'. According to what authority?

Offline AnthG

It 'suggests'. Who writes the guidelines and rules about this? Can you elaborate on your usage of the word 'suggests'. According to what authority?

The fact that if you had seen any fit girls during your punting career. You would not want to touch these with the longest bargepole on earth.

So it suggests during your punting career you must have had none stop 'average' looking women open the door for you to be content with these.
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Boomslang

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Ahhhh! So your usage of the phrase 'it suggests' is actually just a exclamation of your own personal opinion. It appears my original statement went completely over your head.

Offline AnthG

Ahhhh! So your usage of the phrase 'it suggests' is actually just a exclamation of your own personal opinion. It appears my original statement went completely over your head.

No it didn't. You said

Good job we're all different then because I prefer real women like this. Personally I find fake tits, tarantula eyelashes, suntan by Ronseal and lips like illuminated car inner tubes a total erection killer. And don't get me started on photoshopped images.

You are suggesting (to me) that when I say fit girls, it is girls with all of that done to them to make them fit. When it's not. I mean attractive girls. And attractive girls don't need any of the above to be attractive.

Even if you did all of the above to these girls listed by Marmalade. They'd still be mingers.

You cannot possibly tell me, you'd rather book one of these girls than a fit girl. And before you ask something like "what defines a fit girl or not". You know what a fit girl is. And its got nothing to do with what makup she wears
« Last Edit: July 31, 2016, 12:40:13 pm by AnthG »
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Offline Ellroy44

That naughty Melissa is a fella, surely?  :vomit:

Boomslang

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Interesting how you highlighted (i.e. cherry picked) certain wording in my original post and discarded the rest. Perhaps you'd like to go back and read my opening gambit. It still hasn't registered with you.
I have to admit, I do find it rather interesting (and bizarre at the same time) as to why a stranger's personal preference would bring out so much angst in you. You seem offended and uptight by the fact that I like ordinary looking women. Do you behave the same way in restaurants? If someone on another table orders something you don't like, do you tell them it 'suggests' they have had a dismal past eating out?

Offline OakTree

Ahhhh! So your usage of the phrase 'it suggests' is actually just a exclamation of your own personal opinion. It appears my original statement went completely over your head.

I can see your contribution to actual punting equating to the square root of fuck all.

Maybe you'd be better off on a smarmy bastards forum?

Boomslang

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Offline AnthG

Such friendly folk!

Well saying that you mentioned restaurants.

Do you behave the same way in restaurants? If someone on another table orders something you don't like, do you tell them it 'suggests' they have had a dismal past eating out?

If you went on a restaurant discussion forum, and tried to argue Mcdonalds was the high point of UK cuisine. And when people said, if you think McDonalds is the high point of cuisine you obviously haven't eaten at anywhere nice then.

And you came back with, well we are all different and we all like what we like.

you'd get the same kind of response there as you are here when you are on a punting forum trying to argue bait and switch mingers like this are who you would want to actually see for a punt.
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Boomslang

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Please point to the part where I said ordinary looking women are the 'high point' of UK escorting. If you're going to argue with me, at least have the decency to represent my claims accurately.
As for food and restaurants, once again, who has the authority (i.e self appointed snobbery) to elevate their preferences above that of other people? I'll make it as clear and as simple as I can - it's  all down to personal preference - nothing more, nothing less. There is no right or wrong choice. If someone likes something you don't......so what? Some men like fat women, some like black women, some like taking a strap-on up the arse from a woman dressed as a lobster, some like women who look like schoolgirls. Me? I like plain, ordinary looking women. None of us are wrong. You see ugly, I see real women.
I will agree with you regarding the misleading photos on these women's profiles though. They should show it like it is, so we all have an accurate representation on which to base our decisions. Having said that, all men should know that women are the masters of illusion. It's all smoke and mirrors.

ickydicky

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Well saying that you mentioned restaurants.

If you went on a restaurant discussion forum, and tried to argue Mcdonalds was the high point of UK cuisine. And when people said, if you think McDonalds is the high point of cuisine you obviously haven't eaten at anywhere nice then.

And you came back with, well we are all different and we all like what we like.

you'd get the same kind of response there as you are here when you are on a punting forum trying to argue bait and switch mingers like this are who you would want to actually see for a punt.


think i more likely to take the opinion/verdict of a punter with 30 reviews to a wanker with none. we do get some roasters on here.

Boomslang

  • Guest
So because I have an opinion, that makes me a wanker does it? You're such a warm, open minded, welcoming bunch. Don't you just love a clique!

Offline Brazilian Martian

So because I have an opinion, that makes me a wanker does it? You're such a warm, open minded, welcoming bunch. Don't you just love a clique!

Pretty sure saafe or mumsnet might be better suited for you Mr snide   :hi:

Boomslang

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It's very intriguing. I have not once criticised another person's choice on here, I have simply voiced my preferences and defended the right of others to choose theirs, yet there's a little cluster of insecure men all huddling up like schoolyard bullies, calling me childish names because I've bruised their fragile egos. Carry on, if that makes you feel better about yourselves.

Offline AnthG

It's very intriguing. I have not once criticised another person's choice on here, I have simply voiced my preferences and defended the right of others to choose theirs, yet there's a little cluster of insecure men all huddling up like schoolyard bullies, calling me childish names because I've bruised their fragile egos. Carry on, if that makes you feel better about yourselves.

You have come across all high and mighty in your posts because you like ugly women.

Nobody would have an issue if you just liked ugly women and accepted, next to nobody else would also. Horizontal pleasures for example likes ugly women too. But he knows he is odd for doing it.
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Boomslang

  • Guest
I would accept this if you didn't base your entire argument on supposition and unfounded claims. You say 'next to nobody'. What official survey backs up this claim? It intrigues me how and why you think you speak on behalf of everyone else involved in this hobby. Yes a few agree with you but a few isn't everyone.
You consider me high and mighty? Well I can't control what goes on in your mind, can I? Take me as you wish. Personally I reserve the title of 'high and mighty' for the people who call others wankers just because they have an opposing opinion.

Offline Marmalade

I would accept this if you didn't base your entire argument on supposition and unfounded claims. You say 'next to nobody'. What official survey backs up this claim? It intrigues me how and why you think you speak on behalf of everyone else involved in this hobby. Yes a few agree with you but a few isn't everyone.
You consider me high and mighty? Well I can't control what goes on in your mind, can I? Take me as you wish. Personally I reserve the title of 'high and mighty' for the people who call others wankers just because they have an opposing opinion.

Welcome to the forum. It's so nice to see someone who waits a whole year to finish their O level in trolling. As listening to your trash is so much more addictive than paying prostitutes I have to stuff my ears.

(When your mom said, "don't talk to strangers'" though, she was thinking of our benefit, not yours. Twat.)

Boomslang

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Thanks for such an erudite contribution. It must take years of dedicated study to arrive at a position where you have the ability to call someone a twat just because you don't agree with their opinion. Very grown-up of you. All these hissy fits you keep having says everything about you and nothing about me. Carry on!
 

Boomslang

  • Guest
Isn't it interesting that I have not once criticised another man's preference on here. All I have done is defend everyone's right to their own choice and questioned those who promote their preference as the only valid option. Yet because of this, I'm considered to be a twat and a wanker by a few members on here. Perhaps you ought to spend less time denunciating me and spend that time on a bit of self analysis (if you're brave enough to confront your demons).

Offline OakTree

Thanks for such an erudite contribution. It must take years of dedicated study to arrive at a position where you have the ability to call someone a twat just because you don't agree with their opinion. Very grown-up of you. All these hissy fits you keep having says everything about you and nothing about me. Carry on!

I'm filling up here  :cry:

Boomslang

  • Guest
I never requested tea and sympathy, just a mature debate as opposed to infantile tantrums.

Offline OakTree

I never requested tea and sympathy, just a mature debate as opposed to infantile tantrums.

This is a forum about fucking prostitutes not really a place for analytical discourse, besides you come over as being up yourself. Perhaps you're not but that's how I perceive you.

Boomslang

  • Guest
I'm  accused of being 'up myself' while being called a twat and a wanker by others just because they don't like my opinion? Oh the irony of it!

Boomslang

  • Guest
This is a forum about fucking prostitutes not really a place for analytical discourse, besides you come over as being up yourself. Perhaps you're not but that's how I perceive you.

Yep! It's a forum about fucking prostitutes - and prostitutes come in all colours, shapes and sizes. One man's trash is another man's treasure, which was essentially my original point.

Offline Marmalade

I never requested tea and sympathy, just a mature debate as opposed to infantile tantrums.
Get kicked off the philosophy forum sharpish I bet did you?
Yep! It's a forum about fucking prostitutes - and prostitutes come in all colours, shapes and sizes. One man's trash is another man's treasure, which was essentially my original point.
Who's interested in your point if you're not even a punter?? It is not a chat forum, it is here for punters to help each other make sound vfm buying choices (though real punters do chat as well).

You have been here for over a year, have not submitted a single review of a punt you have been on, or even any evidence that you are a punter. :thumbsdown:

Offline OakTree

I'm  accused of being 'up myself' while being called a twat and a wanker by others just because they don't like my opinion? Oh the irony of it!

Well at the moment your opinion means fuck all on here. Do some reviews, pass on handy even valuable information. Then people like me won't think you're just a troll.

Your choice.  :hi:

Offline Marmalade

I'm  accused of being 'up myself'
Probably just a statement of fact. The most interesting thing you have posted in a whole year was probably your preference in sex dolls. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=101146.msg1199667#msg1199667
Then a couple of posts where you make enquires that you don't follow up and a prossie that wouldn't answer your call.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=28834

I'd say someone saying you are up yourself is being exceedingly polite.

Offline sensualencounter

I think they are all fucking ugly and wouldn't touch them with a barge pole. Just my opinion mind! Can't believe there is such a difference from arse to face.

Boomslang

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Get kicked off the philosophy forum sharpish I bet did you?Who's interested in your point if you're not even a punter?? It is not a chat forum, it is here for punters to help each other make sound vfm buying choices (though real punters do chat as well).

You have been here for over a year, have not submitted a single review of a punt you have been on, or even any evidence that you are a punter. :thumbsdown:

If you're not interested in my opinion, why waste your energy replying to me?

Boomslang

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Probably just a statement of fact. The most interesting thing you have posted in a whole year was probably your preference in sex dolls. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=101146.msg1199667#msg1199667
Then a couple of posts where you make enquires that you don't follow up and a prossie that wouldn't answer your call.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=28834

I'd say someone saying you are up yourself is being exceedingly polite.

That's probably because this is a clique and cliques are full of insecure people afraid to break ranks. It's a common frailty in forums. They just huddle together, act big, hide behind the playground bully and hope they're not singled out.

Boomslang

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Probably just a statement of fact. The most interesting thing you have posted in a whole year was probably your preference in sex dolls. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=101146.msg1199667#msg1199667
Then a couple of posts where you make enquires that you don't follow up and a prossie that wouldn't answer your call.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=28834

I'd say someone saying you are up yourself is being exceedingly polite.

For someone who isn't interested, you spent a large part of your afternoon researching me. Something doesn't ring true.

Offline Brazilian Martian

That's probably because this is a clique and cliques are full of insecure people afraid to break ranks. It's a common frailty in forums. They just huddle together, act big, hide behind the playground bully and hope they're not singled out.

Do you actually punt or do you just post utter rubbish a member for over a year without a review

Offline sensualencounter

Gone now, fucking idiot! Well done admin  :thumbsup:

Offline punk

For someone who isn't interested, you spent a large part of your afternoon researching me. Something doesn't ring true.

I'm shocked Boomslang is a Troll  :sarcastic: The name gives a clue.  :music: