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Author Topic: i must be your ass cos it ain't your face...  (Read 1972 times)

Offline Marmalade

Don't crash your car as you drive past and check her out ...!  :scare:

Some favourites from the verification picture files in the regions....

How often have you seen a nice ass or face and then looked at the other bit only to find something else?
I do it quite often in the street and sometimes wish I hadn't. How can a girl with a beautiful ass have a face like her mother's ass?
:cool:

But seriously, a time to walk, a time to ask for your money back, a time to ask for compensation

For instance

Nice ass  :thumbsup:

shame about the face  :vomit:


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Nice ass  :thumbsup:

shame about the face  :vomit:


...


this ass is nothing short of amazing!  :yahoo:

shame about the face  :vomit:  :vomit:  :vomit: claim compensation for nightmare attacks


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nanananah do it like this babe
now if AW did 'verification' videos.... Miss of the first 20 seconds o this and I bet some dogs would fuck the blonde...

The firat picture got me excited then I saw the face pic :thumbsdown: sweet cream on a ice cream sandwich they are all ugly dogs

Offline Tierney

Fuck me, if Kronenbourg did escorts...

Offline AnthG

And this is what is so hard in getting through to these people when they say about Romanians; "the photos look nice, so I will give her a chance"

"False advertising is the use of misleading, false and unproven information to advertise products to consumers" wiki :dash:

Offline David1970

Don't crash your car as you drive past and check her out ...!  :scare:

Some favourites from the verification picture files in the regions....

How often have you seen a nice ass or face and then looked at the other bit only to find something else?
I do it quite often in the street and sometimes wish I hadn't. How can a girl with a beautiful ass have a face like her mother's ass?
:cool:

My motto is " when in doubt walk out" I would run out from the one in the first verification photo.


But seriously, a time to walk, a time to ask for your money back, a time to ask for compensation

For instance

Nice ass  :thumbsup:

shame about the face  :vomit:


...


Nice ass  :thumbsup:

shame about the face  :vomit:


...


this ass is nothing short of amazing!  :yahoo:

shame about the face  :vomit:  :vomit:  :vomit: claim compensation for nightmare attacks


...


nanananah do it like this babe
now if AW did 'verification' videos.... Miss of the first 20 seconds o this and I bet some dogs would fuck the blonde...

And this is what is so hard in getting through to these people when they say about Romanians; "the photos look nice, so I will give her a chance"
:sarcastic: :sarcastic: so true they take pictures at flattering angles or its a completely different person


Can't blame any of 'em for posting flattering pics highlighting their best side and hiding their flaws.... It's up to viewer to workout 90% of female asses look okay bent over and poking up in the air. I take the approach that any body part I can't see in the photo will be plump, wrinkly, saggy and markedly different to the taut shiney bit she IS showing.

Offline punk

Don't crash your car as you drive past and check her out ...!  :scare:

Some favourites from the verification picture files in the regions....

How often have you seen a nice ass or face and then looked at the other bit only to find something else?
I do it quite often in the street and sometimes wish I hadn't. How can a girl with a beautiful ass have a face like her mother's ass?
:cool:

But seriously, a time to walk, a time to ask for your money back, a time to ask for compensation

For instance

Nice ass 




...


Nice ass 




...


this ass is nothing short of amazing!




...


 this

A case of Beer goggle eyes the night before and reality in the morning ???  :sarcastic:

Offline spuds

They're  BOBFOCs

Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch.

Offline Boomslang

Good job we're all different then because I prefer real women like this. Personally I find fake tits, tarantula eyelashes, suntan by Ronseal and lips like illuminated car inner tubes a total erection killer. And don't get me started on photoshopped images.
Banning reason: Troll

Good job we're all different then because I prefer real women like this. Personally I find fake tits, tarantula eyelashes, suntan by Ronseal and lips like illuminated car inner tubes a total erection killer. And don't get me started on photoshopped images.

Maybe post a review of your punting adventures with real women then  :hi:

Offline AnthG

Good job we're all different then because I prefer real women like this. Personally I find fake tits, tarantula eyelashes, suntan by Ronseal and lips like illuminated car inner tubes a total erection killer. And don't get me started on photoshopped images.

So in you eyes does real woman = ugly? As I cannot think how else you meant 'real women' in the context of your post.


Offline Boomslang

Well who is the judge and jury when it comes to ugliness? I don't see ugliness here, I see average looking women.
Banning reason: Troll

Offline AnthG

Well who is the judge and jury when it comes to ugliness? I don't see ugliness here, I see average looking women.

I see complete and utter mingers. And if you would be content with any of these girls opening the door. It suggests you have had a really unfortunate time during your punting career.

Offline Boomslang

It 'suggests'. Who writes the guidelines and rules about this? Can you elaborate on your usage of the word 'suggests'. According to what authority?
Banning reason: Troll

Offline AnthG

It 'suggests'. Who writes the guidelines and rules about this? Can you elaborate on your usage of the word 'suggests'. According to what authority?

The fact that if you had seen any fit girls during your punting career. You would not want to touch these with the longest bargepole on earth.

So it suggests during your punting career you must have had none stop 'average' looking women open the door for you to be content with these.

Offline Boomslang

Ahhhh! So your usage of the phrase 'it suggests' is actually just a exclamation of your own personal opinion. It appears my original statement went completely over your head.
Banning reason: Troll

Offline AnthG

Ahhhh! So your usage of the phrase 'it suggests' is actually just a exclamation of your own personal opinion. It appears my original statement went completely over your head.

No it didn't. You said

Good job we're all different then because I prefer real women like this. Personally I find fake tits, tarantula eyelashes, suntan by Ronseal and lips like illuminated car inner tubes a total erection killer. And don't get me started on photoshopped images.

You are suggesting (to me) that when I say fit girls, it is girls with all of that done to them to make them fit. When it's not. I mean attractive girls. And attractive girls don't need any of the above to be attractive.

Even if you did all of the above to these girls listed by Marmalade. They'd still be mingers.

You cannot possibly tell me, you'd rather book one of these girls than a fit girl. And before you ask something like "what defines a fit girl or not". You know what a fit girl is. And its got nothing to do with what makup she wears
« Last Edit: July 31, 2016, 12:40:13 PM by AnthG »

Offline Ellroy44

That naughty Melissa is a fella, surely?  :vomit:

Offline Boomslang

Interesting how you highlighted (i.e. cherry picked) certain wording in my original post and discarded the rest. Perhaps you'd like to go back and read my opening gambit. It still hasn't registered with you.
I have to admit, I do find it rather interesting (and bizarre at the same time) as to why a stranger's personal preference would bring out so much angst in you. You seem offended and uptight by the fact that I like ordinary looking women. Do you behave the same way in restaurants? If someone on another table orders something you don't like, do you tell them it 'suggests' they have had a dismal past eating out?
Banning reason: Troll

Offline OakTree

Ahhhh! So your usage of the phrase 'it suggests' is actually just a exclamation of your own personal opinion. It appears my original statement went completely over your head.

I can see your contribution to actual punting equating to the square root of fuck all.

Maybe you'd be better off on a smarmy bastards forum?

Offline Boomslang

Banning reason: Troll

Offline AnthG

Such friendly folk!

Well saying that you mentioned restaurants.

Do you behave the same way in restaurants? If someone on another table orders something you don't like, do you tell them it 'suggests' they have had a dismal past eating out?

If you went on a restaurant discussion forum, and tried to argue Mcdonalds was the high point of UK cuisine. And when people said, if you think McDonalds is the high point of cuisine you obviously haven't eaten at anywhere nice then.

And you came back with, well we are all different and we all like what we like.

you'd get the same kind of response there as you are here when you are on a punting forum trying to argue bait and switch mingers like this are who you would want to actually see for a punt.


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