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14 review(s) for Valery latin ass  (5 positive, 2 neutral, 7 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline Sunil_N


You know what's pathetic the fact that you would listen to a whore and then boast about she's had sex with famous footballers and you're happy to of been there. That alone exposes your character for the rest of this forum to see then the title of the review, first celebrity fuck,probably last too .

Shows that you want attention

How is it a bad thing?  I chatted with her, yes she mentioned the footballers she slept with ,yes I was happy to fuck someone who slept with " ", lie or not I was amazed, gave a title which I thought is apt to review, didn't think of attention seeking etc. How is this all wrong? You are exposing your character more though. You not even visiting her(Or after visiting multiple times) said it is not her,outright.
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How is it a bad thing?  I chatted with her, yes she mentioned the footballers she slept with ,yes I was happy to fuck someone who slept with " ", lie or not I was amazed, gave a title which I thought is apt to review, didn't think of attention seeking etc. How is this all wrong? You are exposing your character more though. You not even visiting her(Or after visiting multiple times) said it is not her,outright.

What are you on about I've never seen her I've never attempted to meet her my issue with another punter called hardcore banger was him saying she's a celebrity. I was born in Sao paulo brazil and have family over there and she's  not a celebrity as he made it out to be. She's a z list like jordan or any other slut that takes her clothes off for mens mags. Anyway I'm done with you now glad you had a good punt and glad your white knighting of this prossie lead to her upping her prices up. Good one you done fellow punters that wanted to see her a SOLID.

Offline Sunil_N

What are you on about I've never seen her I've never attempted to meet her my issue with another punter called hardcore banger was him saying she's a celebrity. I was born in Sao paulo brazil and have family over there and she's  not a celebrity as he made it out to be. She's a z list like jordan or any other slut that takes her clothes off for mens mags. Anyway I'm done with you now glad you had a good punt and glad your white knighting of this prossie lead to her upping her prices up. Good one you done fellow punters that wanted to see her a SOLID.

So 'Jordan' is not a celebrity?  It went up a few weeks back if anybody visiting her can remember, that profile was taken down new profile had 150 which was not in use and now they are using it after updating. Nothing to do with me or my review.
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So 'Jordan' is not a celebrity?  It went up a few weeks back if anybody visiting her can remember, that profile was taken down new profile had 150 which was not in use and now they are using it after updating. Nothing to do with me or my review.

Why would a celebrity be working from the holiday Inn  that's where she was working from when she met two clients :unknown anyway I'm done with you now

Offline Sunil_N

Why would a celebrity be working from the holiday Inn  that's where she was working from when she met two clients :unknown anyway I'm done with you now

Weird logic, Victoria Beckham shops from Tesco, is she a celebrity or not?
Banning reason: Undesirable

Offline booblord

Weird logic, Victoria Beckham shops from Tesco, is she a celebrity or not?
Hahahaha well said Sunil.. Brazilian martian's logic is getting pathetic with each post. Please stop mate. If she was staying in Hilton or Radisson and charging £250 then he would be the first to moan about it.
« Last Edit: July 30, 2016, 06:29:13 PM by booblord »

Offline Gspotter

Firstly, this is not the real Suzy.
Secondly, the link is to an aw profile Kate who is charging £200 an hour. Maybe the fame has led to her raising the price!
Banning reason: Slagging off UKP members

Offline Sunil_N

Firstly, this is not the real Suzy.
Secondly, the link is to an aw profile Kate who is charging £200 an hour. Maybe the fame has led to her raising the price!
:lol:
Banning reason: Undesirable

Offline mrman123

Just left her, its actually her. Went to her instagram from her phone and everything. She said her Tattoos are new and that she is getting married soon blah blah blah. Bottom line is it was her. It was 100 and i followed the link from the first page.
« Last Edit: July 30, 2016, 09:49:20 PM by mrman123 »

Offline foxinthebox9

Just left her, its actually her. Went to her instagram from her phone and everything. She said her Tattoos are new and that she is getting married soon blah blah blah. Bottom line is it was her. It was 100 and i followed the link from the first page.

1st time visitor today eh? Just so happened to meet her today eh? So 1st post and you choose her eh?   :rolleyes:

It is her, it isn't her, it is her,  it isn't her.......... just rumbles on lol

If the girls got a brain, she'll use pics not from an instagram profile, but ones that show her and her new tattoo's. But I'm sure we all wish her well with the wedding!!!!  :lol:
Banning reason: Posting malicious review. Not answering Admin properly.

Offline Bassman

I said people would question the whole celebrity thing lol.

Let's be honest. A celeb wouldn't need to whore it up to make cash. Jordan may be floating between being a b-z list Brit celeb, but she makes her own cash. Without whoring it up. This WG, who ever she is, is a prossie end of.

There seems to be a fair amount of reason to doubt who she really is. No pics of this new tatt on her Instagram, but everything else is posted.

Who knows. At £200 she's priced herself out of a lot of people's wallets lol

Offline foxinthebox9

I said people would question the whole celebrity thing lol.

Let's be honest. A celeb wouldn't need to whore it up to make cash. Jordan may be floating between being a b-z list Brit celeb, but she makes her own cash. Without whoring it up. This WG, who ever she is, is a prossie end of.

There seems to be a fair amount of reason to doubt who she really is. No pics of this new tatt on her Instagram, but everything else is posted.

Who knows. At £200 she's priced herself out of a lot of people's wallets lol

Not even the 'celebrity' thing that makes me doubt. She's not one, she's a glamour model who's done some interviews on tv cus she has a nice ass and sends pics of herself wearing messi t-shirts that some media outlets have reported on.

There are plenty UK glamour models who escort, so it's not that what makes me doubt. The pays shit in that industry which is why so many find themselves escorting.

If it is her she's an idiot as she's using recognised pics or herself which can easily get her outted by any media if they actually gave a shit. I'm not sure playboy want escorts posing on their cover now they have gone all PC.
If it's not her and just has a similar look, she's an idiot as she's using pics of a recognised model to promote herself.
Either way she's an idiot..... with a nice ass haha

Banning reason: Posting malicious review. Not answering Admin properly.

1st time visitor today eh? Just so happened to meet her today eh? So 1st post and you choose her eh?   :rolleyes:

It is her, it isn't her, it is her,  it isn't her.......... just rumbles on lol

If the girls got a brain, she'll use pics not from an instagram profile, but ones that show her and her new tattoo's. But I'm sure we all wish her well with the wedding!!!!  :lol:

Preach brother there seems to be quite a few people that dnt have reviews saying they have seen her but like you said I wish her luck with the wedding. I'm sure all the guys here who visited her have their invites as well for the wedding

Offline smiths

Just left her, its actually her. Went to her instagram from her phone and everything. She said her Tattoos are new and that she is getting married soon blah blah blah. Bottom line is it was her. It was 100 and i followed the link from the first page.

Yeah right, well dodgy, if you said it was day outside I would need to check. :thumbsdown:

Offline Playa

Op you payed to bang a girl footballers banged for free and used as a cumdumpster (provided she is real). Nothing to be over the moon about.

Also what is the correct link?

Op you payed to bang a girl footballers banged for free and used as a cumdumpster (provided she is real). Nothing to be over the moon about.

Also what is the correct link?

 :sarcastic: :sarcastic:


Offline Sunil_N

Op you payed to bang a girl footballers banged for free and used as a cumdumpster (provided she is real). Nothing to be over the moon about.

Also what is the correct link?
Joined today to comment on this (another comment half and hour before on another to show you been genuine), so kind of you Brazilian Martian
Banning reason: Undesirable

Gentleman - she is the real Suzy Cortez but adopts various aliases in her marketing campaign in the UK. She won best rear/arse in Brazil a couple of years back. Her fame lasted only for a few min as girls like this grow on trees over there. She is history. She is now trying to develop her career but finding it difficult to take off. She has it in her head that she has had affairs with Messi and other footballers. This is just an illusion to springboard her career. I met her in Hounslow and paid £100 for the hour - full service - CIM, ANAL and unlimited shots. The place though was a a shit hole. She soon fell out with her pimp and peers and now going on her own explaining the rise in price. She has an OK body and is an OK f**k but there are far better WGs out there. She is not worth £150/£200 for the hour. All enquiries are handled by her receptionist as her command of English is poor. She spends quite bit of her time in Barcelona now. The irony is although a product of Brazil she can't stand the country. She is emotionally unstable and felt that vibe during my encounter with her. She called me a few times for a return session but I did not bother coming back. I have moved on. She is working in London in various hotels around Earls Court and South Kensington. Hope the feedback is useful.  :drinks:
« Last Edit: July 31, 2016, 09:31:37 AM by The Godfather Returns »

Offline tristen92

This goes to show how many lurkers are out there with useful info that they cba to share unless a ridiculous thread like this pops up. Some actual reviews on this girl would be useful...
Banning reason: STD scaremongering

Offline Sunil_N

This goes to show how many lurkers are out there with useful info that they cba to share unless a ridiculous thread like this pops up. Some actual reviews on this girl would be useful...

Mine was the second review on her, there were people confirming on the first review that she is indeed Suzy Cortez
Banning reason: Undesirable

Offline tristen92

Mine was the second review on her, there were people confirming on the first review that she is indeed Suzy Cortez
Oh I wasn't aware of that
Banning reason: STD scaremongering

Offline smiths

Gentleman - she is the real Suzy Cortez but adopts various aliases in her marketing campaign in the UK. She won best rear/arse in Brazil a couple of years back. Her fame lasted only for a few min as girls like this grow on trees over there. She is history. She is now trying to develop her career but finding it difficult to take off. She has it in her head that she has had affairs with Messi and other footballers. This is just an illusion to springboard her career. I met her in Hounslow and paid £100 for the hour - full service - CIM, ANAL and unlimited shots. The place though was a a shit hole. She soon fell out with her pimp and peers and now going on her own explaining the rise in price. She has an OK body and is an OK f**k but there are far better WGs out there. She is not worth £150/£200 for the hour. All enquiries are handled by her receptionist as her command of English is poor. She spends quite bit of her time in Barcelona now. The irony is although a product of Brazil she can't stand the country. She is emotionally unstable and felt that vibe during my encounter with her. She called me a few times for a return session but I did not bother coming back. I have moved on. She is working in London in various hotels around Earls Court and South Kensington. Hope the feedback is useful.  :drinks:

It isn't to me because who are you and why despite being a member for three and a half months have you done the grand total of 2 posts, if we all did that there would be no UKP. :rolleyes: Like a number of posters on this thread you have zero credibility in my eyes, at least do a review of the punt you reckon you had with her, there is no retrospective time limit and if true she IS still working.

Offline asukubello

4 pages in and I dont get who the "celebrity" is...
Never heard the name Suzy Cortez. Checked Google and yes some raunchy pics but hardly anything to give her fame.
Best ass in Brazil? Never even heard of the competition.
Fucked footballers? Means nothing, same as me saying I fucked Halle Berry.. I could even probably describe it in full detail, means nothing.

Why am I posting on this thread? I have no idea!

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This goes to show how many lurkers are out there with useful info that they cba to share unless a ridiculous thread like this pops up. Some actual reviews on this girl would be useful...
Right??? - fkn muppets  :rolleyes:  :angry:





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