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Brazilians don't speak Spanish, they speak Portugese. or rather the language that Portugese has evolved into in that country. A bit like the way Aberdonians speak a language that is all their own.

Anyone will speak Spanish if they have lived in Spain for 10+ years. Multi-linguists are infinitely more interesting IME.


Offline jam1en

You must be one fat Bastard if you broke the bed....I'm a big guy and the bed was creaking but we didn't break and she was bouncing about on my cock like a Duracell bunny lol

Wow harsh, Muscle does weigh more than fat though so i'll go with that. Or maybe it was the guys before we weakened it up, But on a serious note i've done you guys a solid i took the shitty creaky bed out the equation and now it will be a new bed/matress on the floor for everyones fucking pleasure.

Offline auldie63

Wow harsh, Muscle does weigh more than fat though so i'll go with that. Or maybe it was the guys before we weakened it up, But on a serious note i've done you guys a solid i took the shitty creaky bed out the equation and now it will be a new bed/matress on the floor for everyones fucking pleasure.
Naw from what I got told Taz is a seriously large gentleman so if he didn't break it, but you did, morbidly obese comes to mind.

Wow harsh, Muscle does weigh more than fat though so i'll go with that. Or maybe it was the guys before we weakened it up, But on a serious note i've done you guys a solid i took the shitty creaky bed out the equation and now it will be a new bed/matress on the floor for everyones fucking pleasure.

Actually 1lb of muscle weighs exactly the same as 1lb of fat. 1lb of either tissue and the fat will occupy more space, I know what you meant though, I'm just being pedantic.

Offline jam1en

Naw from what I got told Taz is a seriously large gentleman so if he didn't break it, but you did, morbidly obese comes to mind.

:D This is why i hate the internet, i can't defend myself without sounding butthurt. So i'll let you judge away.

Offline auldie63

I'm just being pedantic.
It's quite alright we do not discriminate against any form of legal sexual perversion on here. :hi:

Offline ickydicky

Brazilians don't speak Spanish, they speak Portugese. or rather the language that Portugese has evolved into in that country. A bit like the way Aberdonians speak a language that is all their own.


furryboots you fae like :lol:
Banning reason: Previously banned (stevieshake)

Naw from what I got told Taz is a seriously large gentleman so if he didn't break it, but you did, morbidly obese comes to mind.

Auldie our such a fucking sweetie wife and weird .... do you just ask about me when fucking a WG  or do you ask and fantasise about other guys as well  :D


Is she based in the city centre?

Yeah stones throw from Merchant city....modern discrete flat

Yeah stones throw from Merchant city....modern discrete flat

Thanks. Will need to pay her a visit.

Is she really 4 ft 1"?   I like my girls short, but that might be a bit too short.





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