If you live in the sticks then you have a car. If you have a car and can find time and privacy for trolling punter forums you could have the wit to troll a coffee-collectors forum or sone other dumb thing so you'd have an excuse, or simply book a hotel somewhere halfway between you and some pussy. But you have been on forums long enough to have an excuse why no scenario is possible. You don't actually have the balls to punt. You just want to be 'one of the guys.'
I'm sure auto-censored was tolerant. There's always the chance some old motherfucking fat hen would see you as a potential trick. But what on earth can you contribute to a genuine punters forum beside a rather sad shaggy dog tale?
And that's even assuming you are who you say you are. Your story could just be that of an experienced troll. And does it really make any difference? You're not a punter. You're not even an ex-punter. And you're not - as far as we know some old sisterhood slag getting 'friendly.'
Harsh... But taken on the chin, while I don't pretend to know anything about your hobby I do want to be part of it, wasnt aware I'd have to prove meself but ok that's fine with me,
you've done some research then with regards to my n/m but of course the reason I choose it differs greatly from yours but I had to choose something and that was it, certainly not clever enough to come up with that! Marmalade....bitter jam in my book? Correct?
I do take offence to bring called a troll though, that is certainly far from the truth, you don't know me and I certainly don't know you! all I have said is true and while it does sound sad I ain't after sympathy just some fukin advice, is that too much to ask?