Author Topic: LANA COX in Chesterfield (Read 11930 times)

mart802 · « **on:** July 27, 2016, 05:03:38 pm »

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I had a day off on Friday. I was all ready for meeting another lady, but had a little less time thankm originally hoped.
So, i decided since its only down the bypass to try Lana.

COMMUNICATION.
I text Lana, she replied promptly and politely. We agreed a time. She gave me road name, postcode. Asked me to call when parked up.

LOCATION
A nice road, quiet, easy parking. The house itself is a well presented terrace. It was spotless downstairs. Spotless throughout infact.
Led me upstairs to the bedroom, proper massage table. Warm, clean room.

LANA
Well... where do i start. Her voice and accent are just lovely. She opened the door in tight white jeans and a summer top. Greeted me with a smile and a hug. Once upstairs she explained to me how the next hour would go, about tantric massage, what was expected of me and her. Offered use of the bathroom.
The exchange of donation.. she left me to undress. I got myself comfortable. Face through the hole.
Lana appeared. Started the most amazing massage i have ever had.

It was a fabulous hour.. not something i have done before.
100 for our time. And although its not actually involving any sexual activity.. its well worth the money.

Would i go back?? Yes indeed.. the sight of Lana alone is justification for me.

CoolTiger · « **Reply #1 on:** July 27, 2016, 05:13:02 pm »

Quote from: mart802 on July 27, 2016, 05:03:38 pm

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Stickitin · « **Reply #2 on:** July 28, 2016, 12:41:19 pm »

No sexual activity.... I'm assuming a HJ though right?

j122 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 28, 2016, 12:48:24 pm »

She used to have sex listed on there a few years back, but at a silly price. Otherwise I'd of booked her back then

CoolTiger · « **Reply #4 on:** July 28, 2016, 12:54:44 pm »

Quote from: j122 on July 28, 2016, 12:48:24 pm

She used to have sex listed on there a few years back, but at a silly price. Otherwise I'd of booked her back then

She still has the Escorting Box ticked. Has anyone enquired recently whether she is corruptable, if offered more???

j122 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 28, 2016, 12:56:44 pm »

Think it's just ticked so she appears in searchs... Though would be like to be proven wrong

Chezzie John · « **Reply #6 on:** July 28, 2016, 06:21:44 pm »

I see her driving about around Chesterfield and have always wanted to meet her. But the no sex bit has put me off. I know she does do happy endings but if I was to meet her I'd want her to just wank me off most of the session. I've thought of emailing her to see if this was OK but feel a twat doing so.

nedsa · « **Reply #7 on:** July 31, 2016, 07:09:47 pm »

Last i heard she does offer a full service at £500 per hour; no cim, anal, filming, swallow or overnights are available. I believe she does do owo though. From what I can gather she prefers to do incalls as her outcall facilities are very basic ie in same place as she does massage. Think she occasionally does meets in London but otherwise it's local to her: my understanding of it is that almost everytime she posts on social media she's going to london etc it's for a "meeting".

j122 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 31, 2016, 07:40:42 pm »

£500 an hour

Her photo studio business is not far... I always wondered if she was bonking blokes in there

Jerboa · « **Reply #9 on:** August 01, 2016, 05:11:46 pm »

Yes a few years back I messaged her on AW, and she told me FS would be £400, now Lana was a top page 3 girl in her day, and really wanted to shag her, but IMO she's deluded to charge that amount.

Turtle Z · « **Reply #10 on:** August 01, 2016, 05:21:08 pm »

Quote from: Jerboa on August 01, 2016, 05:11:46 pm

Yes a few years back I messaged her on AW, and she told me FS would be £400, now Lana was a top page 3 girl in her day, and really wanted to shag her, but IMO she's deluded to charge that amount.

I watched that short massage clip and thought she looked a bit chunky with oddly shaped fake tits. I wouldn't be interested if she was £100 an hour.

j122 · « **Reply #11 on:** August 02, 2016, 02:58:39 pm »

She's gotta be knocking on to her late 40s now, not 39

Mutinyonthecounty · « **Reply #12 on:** August 02, 2016, 05:26:11 pm »

Quote from: Turtle Z on August 01, 2016, 05:21:08 pm

I watched that short massage clip and thought she looked a bit chunky with oddly shaped fake tits. I wouldn't be interested if she was £100 an hour.

I saw her quite recently in Sports Direct in Shirebrook and quite frankly I thought she looked fat

Turtle Z · « **Reply #13 on:** August 02, 2016, 05:40:14 pm »

Quote from: Mutinyonthecounty on August 02, 2016, 05:26:11 pm

I saw her quite recently in Sports Direct in Shirebrook and quite frankly I thought she looked fat

You fucked her in Sports Direct?

Desimonic · « **Reply #14 on:** August 02, 2016, 10:43:26 pm »

Usually Sports direct fucks you

Iloveoral · « **Reply #15 on:** August 03, 2016, 10:25:56 pm »

The massage must have been insanely good for £100, was there no HJ? I'm not knocking the review, greatly appreciated, but I wouldn't do £100 for a full service with her, she certainly is top end of forties if we are being kind.

Jerboa · « **Reply #16 on:** August 04, 2016, 01:08:33 am »

Just turned 47 apparently. External Link/Members Only
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Mutinyonthecounty · « **Reply #17 on:** August 04, 2016, 06:25:03 am »

Quote from: Turtle Z on August 02, 2016, 05:40:14 pm

You fucked her in Sports Direct?

In the car park - I had to do something to spice up my sex life. She loved it.

Turtle Z · « **Reply #18 on:** August 04, 2016, 08:53:50 am »

Quote from: funsimon on August 02, 2016, 10:43:26 pm

Usually Sports direct fucks you

Only if you work there!

CoolTiger · « **Reply #19 on:** August 04, 2016, 09:26:14 am »

Quote from: funsimon on August 02, 2016, 10:43:26 pm

Usually Sports direct fucks you

Quote from: Turtle Z on August 04, 2016, 08:53:50 am

Only if you work there!

And are an EE

CoolTiger · « **Reply #20 on:** August 04, 2016, 09:26:33 am »

Quote from: Jerboa on August 04, 2016, 01:08:33 am

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Did not realise she was Russian!!

Turtle Z · « **Reply #21 on:** August 04, 2016, 05:49:02 pm »

Quote from: Mutinyonthecounty on August 04, 2016, 06:25:03 am

In the car park - I had to do something to spice up my sex life. She loved it.

Did you make her wear a cheap County kit fresh off the sports direct rails?

Jerboa · « **Reply #22 on:** August 04, 2016, 05:53:37 pm »

Quote from: CoolTiger on August 04, 2016, 09:26:33 am

Did not realise she was Russian!!

Yeah she was one of the first Ruskie imports.

NIK · « **Reply #23 on:** August 05, 2016, 05:15:11 pm »

5 hundred quid!

Mutinyonthecounty · « **Reply #24 on:** August 05, 2016, 06:29:08 pm »

Quote from: Turtle Z on August 04, 2016, 05:49:02 pm

Did you make her wear a cheap County kit fresh off the sports direct rails?

Dukla Prague away kit buddy !!

Turtle Z · « **Reply #25 on:** August 05, 2016, 06:48:15 pm »

Quote from: Mutinyonthecounty on August 05, 2016, 06:29:08 pm

Dukla Prague away kit buddy !!

Yep, tasteful, you're the David Mellor of Mansfield.

Buttons · « **Reply #26 on:** August 05, 2016, 10:30:06 pm »

Quote from: Mutinyonthecounty on August 05, 2016, 06:29:08 pm

Dukla Prague away kit buddy !!

Half Man Half Biscuit?

Mutinyonthecounty · « **Reply #27 on:** August 06, 2016, 09:03:16 am »

Quote from: Buttons on August 05, 2016, 10:30:06 pm

Half Man Half Biscuit?

Correct mate. Great band an all. Some classic song titles...
Fucking hell its Fred Titmus
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
CSI Ambleside

All classics. Tranmere fans though sadly.

Buttons · « **Reply #28 on:** August 06, 2016, 04:32:10 pm »

Trouble Over Bridgewater......fucking genius.

Satin Tour Jacket With Detachable Sleeves......:-)

Jack Sinn · « **Reply #29 on:** August 14, 2016, 11:27:05 am »

Unless I missed it we still don't know if there was a HE but on this evidence I would say there was.....

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jame75 · « **Reply #30 on:** August 14, 2016, 01:46:55 pm »

£500 for that

NIK · « **Reply #31 on:** August 16, 2016, 09:27:37 am »

Quote from: jame75 on August 14, 2016, 01:46:55 pm

£500 for that

I have suggested exactly the same earlier in this thread.
If people play such silly prices some prossies will remain delusional.
She could be fifty quid and would hold no interest for me.

saf1976 · « **Reply #32 on:** August 16, 2016, 12:58:49 pm »

A prime Lana would have been worth £500 per hour.

I'm so glad I grew up on page 3 rather than internet porn.

Jerboa · « **Reply #33 on:** August 16, 2016, 04:07:05 pm »

Quote from: saf1976 on August 16, 2016, 12:58:49 pm

A prime Lana would have been worth £500 per hour.

I'm so glad I grew up on page 3 rather than internet porn.

Agree 20 years ago Lana was top of the Page 3 girls, and could of charged big bucks.

j122 · « **Reply #34 on:** August 16, 2016, 11:49:38 pm »

Quote from: saf1976 on August 16, 2016, 12:58:49 pm

A prime Lana would have been worth £500 per hour.

I'm so glad I grew up on page 3 rather than internet porn.

I grew up with it as well & the calendars

But even back then I wouldn't pay £500ph for her or any other, bloody ridiculous prices

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Author Topic: LANA COX in Chesterfield (Read 11930 times)