I was tempted not to even bother writing a review of this girl as this was just an embarrassing experience. On the hunt for a rub'n'tug in Edinburgh I for some fucking idiotic reason selected Chanel. I had a bad feeling beforehand, call it punter's instinct, but I went ahead anyway.
Arrived, door opened and I walked in and what stood in front of me was a fat ugly old Pole who proceeded to quiz me on how I'd voted in the Brexit referendum. Jesus. Now I'm often partial to a bit of granny pumping so being a dog isn't enough to put me off. Breaking the back and talking dirty to an old slag often amuses me but recently I've just been looking for a decent massage with a few extras thrown in. The lack of enthusiasm was what I detected straight away. I should have walked but didn't so what follows is my fault. I just couldn't be bothered with the hastle of walking out on the chubster late on a Friday afternoon after a hard long week at work.
Agreed on massage and BJ but the massage was little more than a light tickle and after 25 minutes I received a hand job rather than BJ.
Of all recent punts this was biggest waste of money. I'd barely give this 2/10. 1 mark for comfy bed and warm room, 1 mark for not getting mugged.
Sometimes I read others negative reviews and think I'll go anyway but trust me on this one, save your money and go elsewhere.
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