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Author Topic: Showering before pre-shower punt..........  (Read 9281 times)

Offline skittish

The problem i have with that though is i hate feet. Her feet, my feet even your feet so for that reason i like to keep my socks on. But I just have a feeling that would be a strange look.


Offline Lz-129

There must be a way to help you with your problem?






Did that help?

Offline Melb

No it doesn't.
If you shower at 8am you will not be very fresh at 6pm, especially in the summer months.    :vomit:
Depends what you do during the day, if it's sitting in an air-conditioned office in shirt sleeves...
Anyway, I meant all day to be up til the evening. 5-6ish

A shower immediately after a punt is more important.

Offline Sean001

Haha thanks Lz-129 for helping me face my fears but  :thumbsdown:

Think i'll try your way crystal thanks.
« Last Edit: January 23, 2013, 03:10:35 PM by Sean001 »

Offline pokenn

Nah, I don't do the alarm clock thing. I get a ciggy, take a few drags, spit out my gum and glue ciggy upright to the dresser with it.
Then say "you've got till me fag burns out"
A lot classier, puts the punter at ease I've found.

Hah! You owe me for dry cleaning my jacket! Just spilt my coffee reading that.  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline Marmalade

Would it make a huge difference if she added don't worry you time won't start until your out of the shower ?

 I would pick a clean client and to run over by 5 mins than a unclean one every time

Yes it would. And I think all good whores should say this. Otherwise how does the guy know you are not going to charge him - believe me, many will.

But showering should be a five minute freshen up. Occasionally if I am arriving at a punt fucking bogging - say a kebab while having a standing up shag earlier or some variant - a week's worth of hand jizz sticking my cockcrust to the jeans used to change the gearbox - then I might warn the parlour or indie first. Spoils the fun if she gags on my cheese.

 :lol:

Offline Marmalade

same here mate, 1 fantasy of mine anyway

You need a shower cubicle with a good solid wall and preferably a handrail bolted on. Showers are not for slow-mo. Get her on heat then fuck the living daylights out of her in the shower. Only way I know it works myself.
;)

Offline Marmalade

Hah! You owe me for dry cleaning my jacket! Just spilt my coffee reading that.  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Now do you get why james999 thinks Wob is a bloke? ;) ;)

Offline Whore Of Babylon

Now do you get why james999 thinks Wob is a bloke? ;) ;)
I have very crude sense of humour, which I intend to keep well away from my clients.
“Testiculos habet et bene pendentes” nope
Although after a hard day at work my piss flaps can sometime resemble a set.

Offline Marmalade

I have very crude sense of humour, which I intend to keep well away from my clients.
“Testiculos habet et bene pendentes” nope
Although after a hard day at work my piss flaps can sometime resemble a set.
Sometimes I let James do the hard work dear ...

I have a shower the vast majority of times before visiting a WG. This is usually within an hour of the appointment.
With the agency system in the North East, there really isn't any flexibility in the appointments system for a shower (unless you want to use up those precious minutes).
I have previously lived in areas where parlours/saunas were common-place. A shower is pretty much expected of you and often was taken prior to meeting the girl.

for what its worth, I'm always clean as a result and get maximal enjoyment from most of my appointments as a result.

Offline Sean001

I have a shower the vast majority of times before visiting a WG. This is usually within an hour of the appointment.
With the agency system in the North East, there really isn't any flexibility in the appointments system for a shower (unless you want to use up those precious minutes).
I have previously lived in areas where parlours/saunas were common-place. A shower is pretty much expected of you and often was taken prior to meeting the girl.

for what its worth, I'm always clean as a result and get maximal enjoyment from most of my appointments as a result.

A question i have since using this forum is are parlours/saunas still around now? If so how do i go about finding them?

I'm in the North East if that makes a difference.

Offline Joe Blob

It can depend on which town or city you're in, as the attitudes of the authorities vary. If you name a town or towns you're looking at, someone will probably be able to give you info.

Offline Sean001

It can depend on which town or city you're in, as the attitudes of the authorities vary. If you name a town or towns you're looking at, someone will probably be able to give you info.

Middlesbrough, Sunderland & Stockton would be the towns i would like to know about.

Offline Tricks

Why are we all concerned about taking showers?

When did you hear a WG say is it ok if I take a quick shower before we start

Think they shower between punts? Get real.

A punt I had this week, didn’t even have any wipes and then before round two she had the cheek to say I had tissue stuck to my bell end.

Just in case any locals are interested here she is :hi:
and yes she did pong a bit.

https://www.adultwork.com/1846323 or https://www.adultwork.com/hadleigh+fine+ass

Offline Ali Katt

I saw her profile, not my type I'm afraid. She's a new girl, I think so maybe she hasn't got her act together yet, but that is disgusting.

https://www.adultwork.com/1846323 or https://www.adultwork.com/hadleigh+fine+ass

Offline Marmalade

Why are we all concerned about taking showers?

When did you hear a WG say is it ok if I take a quick shower before we start

Think they shower between punts? Get real.

Yeah Pilgrim just gave a case of a me-wg-no-shower as well on another thread. It's not always just lowlife (or lowest life) prossies. In fact it includes some that are a bit lifeless after a long shift and would expect you to shower them on your time.

I've had a couple of outcalls that were regs at the time ask for a shower on occasion. First one realised I might actually be busy and asked in advance on the phone (same day booking). The one turned up and not only expected a shower but ten minutes to dress in a new basque for me that I had neither requested or wanted but that she obviously wanted to show off  the wee slag did let the appointment run over but she needn't have bothered cos she was boringly crap compared to previous punts and that was the last time.

Another one - a piece of agency leather - had the cheek to tell me she'd been working all night and was keen to get home after our appointment otherwise she would ask to have a shower. £80 to be the last cock in line - if I hadn't needed to relieve the need and too lazy to find another one that late I would have lifted the phone and say my mother had called to say she'd died.

Offline cosava

if I hadn't needed to relieve the need and too lazy to find another one that late I would have lifted the phone and say my mother had called to say she'd died.

Prossie probably would have spent 10 mins wondering how your mother had managed that  :lol:

Offline Marmalade

Prossie probably would have spent 10 mins wondering how your mother had managed that  :lol:
Yeah. On the way down the road. Counting on her being too thick to figure it out before then so at least having a laugh when she's out the door. 

Tad bored. Three at the top of my hotlist aren't working till Sunday. Well, two of them. The other one doesn't have a phone so, same thing.   

Offline Louise 100% British

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Why are we all concerned about taking showers?

When did you hear a WG say is it ok if I take a quick shower before we start

Think they shower between punts? Get real.

A punt I had this week, didn’t even have any wipes and then before round two she had the cheek to say I had tissue stuck to my bell end.

Just in case any locals are interested here she is :hi:
and yes she did pong a bit.

https://www.adultwork.com/1846323 or https://www.adultwork.com/hadleigh+fine+ass

I do always shower inbetween clients.
I do not charge it in my time (unless of course they take the piss) and am even willing to have a shower with the clients as long as its a minimum 1 hour appointment.
For a client to be clean it is a must.
I am hygenic so I expect the same from clients.

I.e yesterday: Think I had my worst client in a long time.
Rang me on the phone & booked an hour appointment.
Asked me if I would do rimming on him. My response was yes, however you need to have a shower on arrival.
He said fine. He arrived on time etc. Got the pleasantries out of the way and everything that could go wrong in an appointment did go wrong.
I sorted out the money and led him to the shower, on my way to the shower room he asked if I was alone, which to me is always a bit of a creepy question. (I wasn't on my own, 2 other girls in the kitchen)
Waited in my room for him. He came back in still smelt of BO. I thought great, but gave him the benefit of the doubt. He asked for a quick massage to calm his nerves.
And remember he asked for rimming. Well all I could see was a trail of boxer fluff all over his crack and dry skin.... :vomit:
Then he started to DFK, which is fine but he had that overgrown stubble that was like rubbing my face against a hedgehog.
He asked for 69. I said well you have to go very gently because of your stubble. He wasn't gentle and I politely removed myself off him.
He then asked for rimming and I point blank refused stating that he hadn't washed properly. To which he replied I can go and have another shower. I gave him my reason. Yes I know that you use your arse for shitting but it doesn't mean I want to see evidence of this, and certainly having to go mid appointment for a second shower because he couldn't be fucked to have one properly the first time! Er no!
So anyway, stuck the condom on and he wanted doggy.
And first of all he tried to stick his finger in my arse (Which I never have offered my arse to anyone & never will)
Smacked my hand away from him. And he apologised.
And then well I have never experienced this in my life. I had my hair in a bun and I have hair extensions. Put it up a lot for work to keep it from getting in my way. Well he grabbed my hair so hard from my bun and yanked my head back so far I screamed out in pain. Doggy stopped. Asked him what the hell he was playing at. He replied I'm sorry.
By this point I could of terminated the appointment. But I didn't. Got him hard again and went to put another condom on. But before I did he asked me where could he cum. I said cim or cob and he had the cheek to ask for a facial (which is an extra & i require the client to let me know before hand.) Anyway he cum in doggy in the end.
So when he left, I went to go and have a shower & it was like he had flooded the bath mat. It was absolutely dripping wet & the towel I had given him was left screwed up in the actual shower!
Well anyway, sorry for the slight rant but complete lack of hygiene & lack of reading my do's and don'ts on my profile, which is very clear what I do and don't do, left me slightly angry.
But seriously a shower is a must unless you want services to be at discretion :)

Offline Melb

Sounds like an unpleasant experience.  :vomit:

Interesting point, you include CIM but facial is extra. Do you mind explaing this? as I would have expected it to be the other way round.

Offline Louise 100% British

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Sounds like an unpleasant experience.  :vomit:

Interesting point, you include CIM but facial is extra. Do you mind explaing this? as I would have expected it to be the other way round.
Make up doesn't come free. Also having to reapply make up takes more time & effort. After yesterday i have promptly removed it from my list of likes.

Offline Melb

Yes I see.
Reminds me of that old joke:

2 women talking, 1 says she came home and caught her husband wanking in the kitchen.
"Oh my God, what did you do?"

"I walked over and sucked him off".

"Gosh, that's very understanding of you. Don't know if that would be my reaction".

"Well I figured I would rather brush my teeth than clean that bloody floor again".

Offline Marmalade

Sorry to hear of your yuck experience Louise. Maybe you should put on your extras list, "Being a cunt."

Offline Louise 100% British

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Sorry to hear of your yuck experience Louise. Maybe you should put on your extras list, "Being a cunt."

Well unfortunately it's just one of those things. I think that the guy was quite nervous, his actions didn't reflect this bit his body language did. Life goes on and luckily the majority of the guys I see are properly washed & do bother to read what I like and don't  :thumbsup:


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