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Author Topic: Showering before pre-shower punt..........  (Read 9210 times)

Offline Lz-129

Think I'd rather a shower together....

Offline mutualrespect

Would it make a huge difference if she added don't worry you time won't start until your out of the shower ?

 I would pick a clean client and to run over by 5 mins than a unclean one every time

I am agree, seems like a sensible way of looking at it doesn't it?

Unfortunately it depends on the girl. Most seem to start want your time as soon as you've come though the fecking door!  :rolleyes:


Offline Lz-129

I am agree, seems like a sensible way of looking at it doesn't it?

Unfortunately it depends on the girl. Most seem to start want your time as soon as you've come though the fecking door!  :rolleyes:

I get this image of a fukin big alarm clock ticking away furiously....

Offline Ali Katt

I never use a prossie's shower in-case another punter had a wank in it beforehand. Last thing I want to do is slip on congealed semen or dry my face on a bath towel she wiped spunk off her face with. Has anyone asked for a coffee and said we'll start once we get in the bedroom? Might be worth a try. The last time I had a cup of tea was in a parlour, they must have used economy tea bags, it was weaker than gnat's piss, haven't had one since.

Offline crystaldenison

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makes sense to me ... To me your time should start when the session starts , to me that's when your led on the bed and the massage/fun has started .. And deffo not when you walk in the door .. I mean 9 times out of 10 the lady will leave you to get undressed and I'm sure a lot are then sat waiting a few more minutes until she returns ? That's unfair you pay for 30 mins of fun not 20 so you should get 30 . 

Offline Whore Of Babylon

I get this image of a fukin big alarm clock ticking away furiously....
Nah, I don't do the alarm clock thing. I get a ciggy, take a few drags, spit out my gum and glue ciggy upright to the dresser with it.
Then say "you've got till me fag burns out"
A lot classier, puts the punter at ease I've found.
« Last Edit: January 22, 2013, 11:37:14 PM by Whore Of Babylon »

Offline mutualrespect

I get this image of a fukin big alarm clock ticking away furiously....

Certain girls I have seen set alarms on their phones which always sets a bit of a shit tone. If she's going to do that I'd suggest you ensure she is putting in the time you've paid for and not less, if we are going to be so anal about time better be sure it's right! There is no real problem with this I suppose but it doesn't exactly sell that GFE does it? I don't mind being aware of the time but being timed to the second is a bit shit.

My favourite was once during a meet we got the money sorted and she ran to the toilet and when she came back I had confirmed the time she came back before we got started and she tried to say time was already a ticking the moment money was handed over!  :wackogirl: Wasn't really an issue given I had booked an hour but this petty shit really ruined the whole thing.
« Last Edit: January 22, 2013, 11:39:03 PM by mutualrespect »

Offline Lz-129

Nah, I don't do the alarm clock thing. I get a ciggy, take a few drags, spit out my gum and glue ciggy upright to the dresser with it.
Then say "you've got till me fag burns out"
A lot classier, puts the punter at ease I've found.

Class....I feel at ease already

Offline Ali Katt

I always wear a watch so I make sure it is on my time. I think I heard of one escort who set the clocks 5 minutes fast, fucking petty.

Offline Lz-129

Slightly off topic but...I've had a few tats that are paid by the hour! £80, not too dissimilar then, but I never seem to get a full 3 hours and I gotta pay! The difference is I guess is this is something permanent and I ain't gonna quibble whereas pay for 90 mins shagging should be, if it ain't then.....


Perhaps I should just find another tattooist?

I always shower immediately before leaving for a punt. If WG asks if I'd like to shower then I will, simply for her peace of mind, not because I need to. Most seem to think I look clean enough already  :kiss:

I always like to shower afterwards. I haven't had a punt in a long time where this wasn't available.

Offline Sean001

Undressed and ready mate!!!
Obviously that's just a guess :)

The problem i have with that though is i hate feet. Her feet, my feet even your feet so for that reason i like to keep my socks on. But I just have a feeling that would be a strange look.

Offline Lz-129

The problem i have with that though is i hate feet. Her feet, my feet even your feet so for that reason i like to keep my socks on. But I just have a feeling that would be a strange look.

Sorry shouldn't laugh but that put a fukin large grin on my face...surely just don't look down will cure your podophobia? Or wear a pair of wellys and tell her your from Wales  :D

Offline Joe Blob

When I used to go to the Extremes parlours in East London, I found that asking for a shower beforehand paid dividends. It must have been such a rariity for a punter to shower, I'm sure I had a better sservice as a result, and it was never taken from my time in the room.

Offline bm_99

Think I'd rather a shower together....

same here mate, 1 fantasy of mine anyway

Offline Lz-129

same here mate, 1 fantasy of mine anyway


Not with me I hope mate!

Offline PuntingPete

Normally have a long hot bath before I leave for a punt, if not a shower at the very least. Most of the time I have a quick shower at the wg's place, doesn't take 2 minutes. Although sometimes they want to get down to business straight away which is also fine by me.
I like to take another shower before I leave too.

Offline mutualrespect

same here mate, 1 fantasy of mine anyway

I think it is one of those things that sounds great but isn't. Fucking in the shower never works either cause as the water runs down it washes away all her juices and quickly things don't go as smoothly.

Oral in the shower is ok. Call me an old fashioned cunt but I see the bed is the best place.

Offline Sean001

Sorry shouldn't laugh but that put a fukin large grin on my face...surely just don't look down will cure your podophobia? Or wear a pair of wellys and tell her your from Wales  :D

Thanks for the tips mate. Out of not looking down or wellys i think it would have to be the wellys :lol:

I really wanted to book this punt for tomorrow but i cant bring my self to do it  :dash:

Offline Lz-129

Thanks for the tips mate. Out of not looking down or wellys i think it would have to be the wellys :lol:

I really wanted to book this punt for tomorrow but i cant bring my self to do it  :dash:

You won't get too many tips on here mate ;) lol

Offline Melb

I shower every morning, that keeps me clean for the day.
All this pandering to prossies with extra showers and what not - pah!

Offline Melb

I never use a prossie's shower in-case another punter had a wank in it beforehand.

Do many punters go to prossies to wank in their showers?  :D
Haven't seen that on a Likes list.

Offline crystaldenison

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The problem i have with that though is i hate feet. Her feet, my feet even your feet so for that reason i like to keep my socks on. But I just have a feeling that would be a strange look.

 Just wear socks n if you hate feet that much buy a cheap pair for the wg just tell her when you get there that you would like her to wear them

 Or drop her a email to explain before hand

Offline James999

I always wear a watch so I make sure it is on my time. I think I heard of one escort who set the clocks 5 minutes fast, fucking petty.

The type that do that tend to be the ones that also run off and hide the money, so while they are out doing htta move the clock back ten minuites and get an extra 10 for free  :sarcastic:

Offline Jimmyredcab

I shower every morning, that keeps me clean for the day.

No it doesn't.
If you shower at 8am you will not be very fresh at 6pm, especially in the summer months.    :vomit:


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