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Author Topic: WG who don't give address until you are there??  (Read 12938 times)

Recent punt in large block where each parking space was allocated to apartment numbers with clamping signs everywhere the pro$$ie told me to park in a disabled space - Some people simply don't give a shit about their clients (or the disabled!)   :diablo:

Offline mh

Recent punt in large block where each parking space was allocated to apartment numbers with clamping signs everywhere the pro$$ie told me to park in a disabled space - Some people simply don't give a shit about their clients (or the disabled!)   :diablo:

Before Christmas I was guided to a large block of flats, also with numbered spaces, though numbers were not directly related to apartment numbers, and serious warning signs. Turns out that of the ~300 spaces for the 5 blocks there were 7 visitor ones marked "V". I found them all. All occupied. I gave up and went home. I could not have explained a parking fine from there and there was no legal parking within walking distance.

Tony Montana

Surely it makes sense not to park near house to keep things discreet.

Yes, and the fact that a "friend" of the WG would know you will be away from your car for 1-2 hours and would be reluctant to report a break-in and theft.

I prefer to check the area out on googlemaps first and decide on my own place to park.

Offline Jimmyredcab



I prefer to check the area out on googlemaps first and decide on my own place to park.

That's OK if you have a proper address, not so convenient if the girl has told you to stand by the clock tower holding a copy of the Financial Times while standing on one leg.    :rolleyes:

Offline Joe Blob

That's OK if you have a proper address, not so convenient if the girl has told you to stand by the clock tower holding a copy of the Financial Times while standing on one leg.    :rolleyes:

At least you could look around and see if she's double-booked you    :yahoo:

Offline Joe Blob


Does it really matter what the taxi driver thinks???
No, but as someone said earlier in the thread
Surely it makes sense not to park near house to keep things discreet.

Offline Ali Katt

Now, if this was today (a more experienced punter) I would have fucked off at this point. I saw a bloke coming out of a house up the road and assumed that was where I was going. In fact it was the house directly opposite where I was parked. I suspect she was checking me and my car out. I never will compromise my security like that again.
Was the punt actually worth it in the end?

On my earliest punts, I did the goose chase direction the "turn left at the clock tower, standing on one leg etc" - when I turned up, the escort wondered why I was late  :wackogirl:

As mentioned "secure parking" means "there's parking outside my house on the street".

Also, I've had no problem taking a taxi to and from a location, the problem comes when you get to the girl's street and the driver asks for a house number, I make one up and phone when I get out. Some escorts won't see men who use taxi because "they live in a quiet neighbourhood and don't want to arise suspicion" - no idea what the real reason is, some tell you to park at a pub or similar close-by.
« Last Edit: January 23, 2013, 02:44:30 PM by Ali Katt »

Was the punt actually worth it in the end?

Actually it was. One of very few wgs I have seen more than once, though the repeat booking was in a hotel with VERY CLEAR directions  :drinks:

I give out my postcode after I have spoken to a punter over the phone and then text him all the details after the call, I do however live in an apartment block where I have had to pay for 2 parking spaces (one for me one for punters) I don't quite understand the point of the breadcrumbs trail either having read a few weird rants on safe. I am secure in my flat and would prefer my clients to turn up unflustered and ready for fun!

If I lived in a house and somebody decided to keep pestering me I would ring the police it is what they are there for after all!

Double or more booking is extremely unprofessional! Yes it is very tempting as there are a lot of timewasters and no shows but you shouldn't take the risk of both your bookings turning up either!

If punters didn't book with those girls then they would be forced to give out a more direct route or not make any money as a result of being vague.

Offline random

I've always taken public transport.

Double/triple bookings? What happens if they turn up at the same time?

I've always taken public transport.

Double/triple bookings? What happens if they turn up at the same time?

I don't know; but it bet it isn't,
"There were three in the bed
and the little one said,
"Roll over"! :D

Offline Marmalade

That's OK if you have a proper address, not so convenient if the girl has told you to stand by the clock tower holding a copy of the Financial Times while standing on one leg.    :rolleyes:
I don't think that's reasonable as it doesn't sound like your type of read, Jimmy.

But you could always meet her halfway. Tell her you already own watch, you proudly read the Sun, and then offer her one finger.
« Last Edit: January 23, 2013, 09:56:07 PM by Marmalade »

Offline k

I don't think that's reasonable as it doesn't sound like your type of read, Jimmy.

But you could always meet her halfway. Tell her you already own watch, you proudly read the Sun, and then offer her one finger.
Alternatively get him to stand on three legs to prove he is a genuine punter.

Offline Marmalade

Alternatively get him to stand on three legs to prove he is a genuine punter.
If the new legislation gets passed, it'd be more a case of her waving her arse out the window to prove she's a genuine escort and not a plain clothes cop.

Offline Marmalade

Or so you know you're not getting this



and not this

 :scare:



Offline k

If the new legislation gets passed, it'd be more a case of her waving her arse out the window to prove she's a genuine escort and not a plain clothes cop.
Ah so that's how I know for certain this isn't a meat wagon

BTW Didjaknow that FireFox's spellcheck doesn't recognize the word arse?  What a dropoff.

omg I don't fancy yours much.

Offline Marmalade


omg I don't fancy yours much.



It's ok - that's Jimmy's - he loves something to moan about  :lol:

Offline James999

I give out my postcode after I have spoken to a punter over the phone and then text him all the details after the call, I do however live in an apartment block where I have had to pay for 2 parking spaces (one for me one for punters)

Any sensible Punter would park elsewhere and walk the final few hundred yards to the punt, no point in parking in the pro$$ie / Pimps pre allocated point, that leaves the vehicle vulnerable to theft / damage, as the Pimp knows the owner is distracted for 30 / 60 mins, a dishonest pro could also slip the keys from a guys pocket while he was in the shower, allowing boyfriend / pimp to check through the car for valuables as the guys showers / shags  :hi:

Another reason not to shower at a pro$$ies place  :hi:

Any sensible Punter would park elsewhere and walk the final few hundred yards to the punt, no point in parking in the pro$$ie / Pimps pre allocated point, that leaves the vehicle vulnerable to theft / damage, as the Pimp knows the owner is distracted for 30 / 60 mins, a dishonest pro could also slip the keys from a guys pocket while he was in the shower, allowing boyfriend / pimp to check through the car for valuables as the guys showers / shags  :hi:

Another reason not to shower at a pro$$ies place  :hi:

Or to go by public transport?

Offline James999

Or to go by public transport?

Have you seen the Scum that use Public transport ? You'd need a shower after 10 mins on a Bus or train  :hi:

Have you seen the Scum that use Public transport ? You'd need a shower after 10 mins on a Bus or train  :hi:

I'm part of that Scum, James; that's why I always shower when I get to the WG's place!

Offline James999

I'm part of that Scum, James; that's why I always shower when I get to the WG's place!

Thats a bummer then, so it appears Car Drivers get more sex (Less timewasting) on punts then  :lol:

Offline Marmalade

 :angry:
I'm part of that Scum, James; that's why I always shower when I get to the WG's place!

We are informed by her majesty's arsewipe chaps and chapesses that it is only men that visit prostitutes wot are scum, so lad, you ain't scum till you've actually visited said cow, are ye?

So get a taxi (with the money you've saved using the good UKP tips) and respectably present yesel' - then, still stinking of sweat and mixed cumjuice, get on a stinky bus and feel right at home.

If you pass Cameron on his bike, or Harriet speeds past you, console yourself with the fact that you, unlike them, are a normal sexually active law abiding citizen.

Offline Marmalade

Thats a bummer then, so it appears Car Drivers get more sex (Less timewasting) on punts then  :lol:
Nope they waste more time. A car driver, having fought his way through traffic and getting thoroughly pissed off, has to 'get himself in the mood.'

Whereas the taxi cab user can enjoy a wee drinkie in the hoose, having a wee ogle at her gallery to fill himself with anticipation then, still clutching the sight of her naked arse on his iPhone, saunter into a taxi and arrive ready 'primed.'

Even the poor wee bus user can have the nice bus vibrations on the back seat to help keep his mind on the job.

The only time a car user has an advantage is picking up street walkers. Otherwise he is adding fuel, wear and tear, and parking costs to the price of his punt. Better to say you're travelling by bus so she doesn't try to get a tip from you.

Offline Joe Blob

As I said before, I park round the corner, but often say I've come by public transport.


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