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Offline yumyum3

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There is never an excuse not to shower even if you have tons of bookings a day.  It literally atkes 5 minutes to jump in wash jump out and dry.  So even girls who work the conveyor belt system can manage to shower.  I myself have had days where I am so busy I have to arrange bookings for odd times as in 10 past or 20 past so that I get time to pee, have a cold drink and shower in between.  Its all about time management.  It is also bad practice to not leave enough time between clients incase one is running a bit late or takes 10minutes to put his shoes on etc and they then bump into each other.  That is a big no no.  If you arrange it so clients do not see each other then you always have time to shower.  I expect my clients to be clean and fresh so I should be too
Spot on. Sorry to bang on about LMP again but the ladies and gents are in and out of the showers all the time - that was something that really impressed me first time I went.  :hi:

Offline Marmalade

what a cynic
No. A realist and redressing the balance. How many prossies will come on here and say they don't shower between punts? Fuck all.

The ones who post on forums pay every penny of tax they owe, have a maximum number of clients a day they will be prepared to see, get GUM checked in accordance with best guidelines and never tell lies. They are all shining examples of humanity and we should be grateful they let us throw cash at them.
 :vomit:

Hohoho are we any the wiser? Have you never gone into a punt as another guy comes out? When Edinburgh Blow Job Queen does strings of 15min appointments back to back she'd need therapy and time travel to shower and scrub between each one.

I've seen WGs who don't shower and I've seen WGs that dive in and out of water even between ten minute bookings. What's the big deal? They're prostitutes. What pisses me off is maintaining the fantasy that they are all freshly washed angels, which is fucking bollocks.

Even top whores will sometimes skip the full shower on odd occasions and cross their fingers behind their backs and tell themselves it never happened.

If the last ten guys used condoms and so do you then the only problem is in your head. If her cunt smells of things I don't like I won't lick it. Whether it is STI or condom. If I'm at an orgy I don't want another guy's cum to land all over me personally, but no problem if it lands on her.

Let's say you like Angelina Jolie. You happen upon Brad and Angie as they are fucking. They look at you and say hey man, do you want some? As Brad takes his dick out and Angelins smiles invitingly, do you

A) whack on the condom from your back pocket with lightning speed and get it on

Or

B) say yeugh no way till she's showered


« Last Edit: January 21, 2013, 08:22:17 PM by Marmalade »

Offline carlisle78

I believe Angelina demands hundreds of fresh white roses and lots of white doves delivered to her trailer every day - I bet Brad gets fed up of wading through all those petals, feathers and dove shit......
Banning reason: Trolling another member because he posted a negative about his favourite prossie. Also known as EdiTed on other sites.

Offline Ali Katt

Following on from Marmalade's post another cliched expression that gets bandied around is "the cleaner you are, the dirtier I\we get" - it seems some prossies aren't courteous enough to return the favour.

Offline Whore Of Babylon

No. A realist and redressing the balance. How many prossies will come on here and say they don't shower between punts? Fuck all.

The ones who post on forums pay every penny of tax they owe, have a maximum number of clients a day they will be prepared to see, get GUM checked in accordance with best guidelines and never tell lies. They are all shining examples of humanity and we should be grateful they let us throw cash at them.
I don't require punters to be grateful, I'm happy with the cash and spunky tits, thanks.
I've nearly chowed down on a few grossly stinky prossie minge myself so wouldn't go around saying how all whores are clean. Just wanted to state we're not all that lax when it comes to hygiene.

But I think the poster accusing you of being a cynic was not merely talking about your opinion on the cleanliness of ho twat?
« Last Edit: January 21, 2013, 09:07:49 PM by Whore Of Babylon »

Offline Marmalade

I've nearly chowed down on a few grossly stinky prossie minge myself so wouldn't go around saying how all whores are clean.
Exactly. and neither did it kill you.
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Just wanted to state we're not all that lax when it comes to hygiene.
But why do you feel a need to state it? (not being sarcastic)

It is abundantly obvious that the grossly stinky minges will hardly boast about it. Punters are not so dumb as to think all I like that. So do you feel a need to justify yourself just in case?

Offline Marmalade

Following on from Marmalade's post another cliched expression that gets bandied around is "the cleaner you are, the dirtier I\we get" - it seems some prossies aren't courteous enough to return the favour.
In which case the punter can always walk

Offline Whore Of Babylon

Cassie

Thanks for restoring some faith I had in w/g's..............I always presumed what you say, quick wipe to preapre for a client to leave, then shower for next client, I hope my reg girls are of that nature, and I know one girl (ee) who always has a post shower punt with me as a way to finsih our times, which I think is a great concept/idea
Felt to state it because of this post. Granted Cassie had already 'restored his faith' but I thought clocking up a plus 1 would be of use.

As for nearly eating rotten minge, no it didn't kill me just nearly made me loose my lunch. Are you a particular fan of stinky cunt? Each to their own (not being sarcastic)
« Last Edit: January 21, 2013, 10:01:52 PM by Whore Of Babylon »

Offline Lz-129

Licking a prossie's pussy?
Hmm let me think...

This is after an unknown number of men have fingered it, licked it, shagged it, maybe come in it, many contraceptives have smeared chemicals in and aorund it, she may have smeared gels or spermicides in it. Of course, you can take the word of the prossie that she's completely clean.

Then you can listen to her faking enjoyment, because it's shagged umpteen times a day and has lost all feeling.

Oh, and I get to pay for the privilege.
Yummy.

Thanks for that thought! If it smells good iam on it...don't think any of the above will enter my head  :)

Offline Lz-129

TBH, it depends on the girl, some will shower between clients, some only have one shower a day. I've seen an escort with the previous punter's (dried) spunk still on her tits, likewise I've seen an escort buzz another punter in as soon as I'd left - I doubt she had a shower.

Jeez, dried spunk! Oh dear


Offline Melb

Thanks for that thought! If it smells good iam on it...don't think any of the above will enter my head  :)

Fair enough.
I'm not trying to push my views on other people.

Offline Lz-129

Fair enough.
I'm not trying to push my views on other people.

Sorry mate, didnt mean to come across like that hence the smiley, each to their own but that's part of it I am really looking forward too....assuming its clean  :)

Offline Melb

No no, you didn't come across badly at all and I did see the smiley.
I didn't want to seem like someone who was condemning others who have a different view.
 :drinks:

Offline thickerdicker

Frankly i am not going to pleasure her pussy with my mouth (Especially an escort) as 1> I am not a fan of it, 2> I am there for her to give pleasure to me! I am paying £ so i going to be greedy for that sake! :dance:
I watched a film ,a normal film like from Hollywood where the older guy marries a younger woman an all he wants sexually is just to bend her over/doggy and he is fully satisfied! :sarcastic:  I can agree with that and Bj's too!  :sarcastic:


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