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Author Topic: The art of Pussy Licking.Tell us punters what you really want!!!  (Read 8672 times)

So, we've had a thread on blowjobs which proved popular so what about the art of pussy licking? Give us some tips girls and guys.

Offline lovingfacials

I love to have dinner at the Y - that is different to what the woman wants when I am dining there!

However I need it to be clean, reasonably assessable, i/e trimmed at least and available, then I am happy to start the process and take instruction from there!

That said if I am with a w/g I like her to sit on my face and grind her pussy into me and all over my face, because when I am with a w/g its on my time. and my dollar so I simply want to satisy me needs!

It may sound harsh but quite simply I dont care what she (the w/g) needs she can get that at home

Offline James999

If a Pro$$ie is honest she will tell you she would like you to turn up, pay, chat shit and drink tea, run out of time for any sex, give her a kiss on the cheek slip an extra £20 in her hand and leave.

A punter licking her fanny may for many save the need for a wet wipe (Wash) before her next client and as such allow time for an extra fag between bookings  :hi:

Offline Lurtz

If she wants me to lick her minge, she can pay me.

I enjoy pussy-licking nearly as much as what AW [quaintly, imo] calls "Penetration".  However, because I've only got a short neck, I find it essential to have the WG's bum raised by putting a pillow underneath it.

I then go to town! :)

Offline haystacks79

I love licking pussy, but as with the blowjob what works depends on the girl (I'm not just talking about wgs here), so you need to be receptive to what is working for them.

Offline Ali Katt

If she wants me to lick her minge, she can pay me.
I think escorts who charge to have their pussy (or in some cases badger) licked are piss takers at best. I don't ask for cash back if I cum quicker.

Offline Lz-129

Yeah I like a bit of pussy, I could pass a few hours away buried in there....

Offline Cactus

I think escorts who charge to have their pussy (or in some cases badger) licked are piss takers at best. I don't ask for cash back if I cum quicker.

You could be on to something there Mr Katt  :drinks:

Offline smiths

So, we've had a thread on blowjobs which proved popular so what about the art of pussy licking? Give us some tips girls and guys.

The biggest tip i know is to ask the woman how she likes it, they are all unique individuals after all. I dont waste my time guessing, i ask. However, in punting it might be an act of course, a WG might well view it as in her interests to pretend, a sore pussy could result otherwise meaning she feels pain in later bookings, so i always take this into account. Personally i dont mind if its an act as long as i find it convincing.

Unless i know a woman really well and know what makes her tick sexually and exactly how she likes things there is always a question mark as to whether she is enjoying it. Fake moaning and groaning i find a big turn-off.

I am always happy with my mouth full. I love to lick and for me the best position is lazy for me, if the lady likes it. I lie down with my head on a pillow and ask the lady if she would like to look at the picture on the wall above my head.

Of course I can lie on my tummy and put my head between her legs but I get a stiff neck after a while.

She does not have to grind herself into my face but just make access easy and I can lick and suck and nibble away as long as we both have fun. I can then ask her if she could turn around and we can do 69 with her on top and I can carry on sucking while being sucked, best of both worlds!

Yes indeed I ask her how she likes it and I dare her to ask me to stop!

Nice one if she gushes!


Offline Kitty

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Making me cum is easy, if not terribly exciting. Flick your tongue from side-to-side over my clit continuously for two minutes. Orgasm guaranteed. Piece of cake. This method's worked on most girls I've tried it on

You can get all fancy by adding fingers too and getting all up in my G-spt but on the whole clitoral stimulation is all that's needed. I have sensitive lady parts so sucking is painful, and being told "Cum for me" is probably the best way to put off any girl, ever.

Offline Whore Of Babylon

If a Pro$$ie is honest she will tell you she would like you to turn up, pay, chat shit and drink tea, run out of time for any sex, give her a kiss on the cheek slip an extra £20 in her hand and leave.

A punter licking her fanny may for many save the need for a wet wipe (Wash) before her next client and as such allow time for an extra fag between bookings  :hi:
TBH I much prefer sexual action for the whole booking, much better then listening to punters yak off about what the wife doesn't provide and how business isn't going too well these days  :music:

As for pussy licking, for those who might care and the op:
I like a lot of teasing and light licks to start with building to full lapping, focusing mainly on the clit, once well and truly warmed up, a finger inserted to lightly put pressure on my g-spot. This usually gets me coming hard and possibly ejaculating.
« Last Edit: January 20, 2013, 11:04:59 PM by Whore Of Babylon »

Offline NIK

I must be weird because I enjoy doing it as much as having my cock sucked.  :wacko:

Much better when the lady is responsive though.   :P

Offline smiths

Making me cum is easy, if not terribly exciting. Flick your tongue from side-to-side over my clit continuously for two minutes. Orgasm guaranteed. Piece of cake. This method's worked on most girls I've tried it on

You can get all fancy by adding fingers too and getting all up in my G-spt but on the whole clitoral stimulation is all that's needed. I have sensitive lady parts so sucking is painful, and being told "Cum for me" is probably the best way to put off any girl, ever.

Two minutes Kitty, my tongue would be cramping up by then, 30 seconds tops for me and i hope (usually in vain) for the woman to orgasm. :lol: ;)

Offline smiths

I must be weird because I enjoy doing it as much as having my cock sucked.  :wacko:

Much better when the lady is responsive though.   :P

Your not weird, i have met many many punters at parties whose sole aim and interest is to make the WGs come by RO. ;)

Offline mutualrespect

I love licking pussy, but as with the blowjob what works depends on the girl (I'm not just talking about wgs here), so you need to be receptive to what is working for them.

+1 Abso-fucking-lutely

Offline mutualrespect

I must be weird because I enjoy doing it as much as having my cock sucked.  :wacko:

Much better when the lady is responsive though.   :P

+1 Ditto to both of your points.

Offline Gooner4Life

With the girls you punt with HP, you have to be careful of facesitting.

Two minutes Kitty, my tongue would be cramping up by then, 30 seconds tops for me and i hope (usually in vain) for the woman to orgasm. :lol: ;)

try a cpl of hours, end up with a bloody sore tongue

as long as the guy is smooth shaven, a tongue lightly circling the clit is good

Offline CatBBW

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So, we've had a thread on blowjobs which proved popular so what about the art of pussy licking? Give us some tips girls and guys.

Lick the clit, not the vag!!! And be passionate about it, use your lips and mouth, don't just stick your tongue out hard and poke the clit about a bit - really snog like it was the most delicious woman you've ever tasted...!!!

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« Last Edit: January 21, 2013, 02:27:03 AM by Catherine The Great »

Offline CatBBW

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I enjoy pussy-licking nearly as much as what AW [quaintly, imo] calls "Penetration". 

Sorry for the OT, but what would you prefer AW call it?

Offline CatBBW

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I like a lot of teasing and light licks to start with building to full lapping, focusing mainly on the clit, once well and truly warmed up, a finger inserted to lightly put pressure on my g-spot. This usually gets me coming hard and possibly ejaculating.


OOOoooooOOOooOOOh yes.... are you me?! This is exactly perfection. I can be singing for hours with what you describe above.

Offline Marmalade

Sounds like a thread starter from auto-censored  :rolleyes:

There are three pleasures:

a) the pleasure of licking her cunt.

b) the pleasure of enjoying her excitement

c) the pleasure of learning how to do it

An experienced and articulate prostitute might be able to give some advice on (c) but it is unlikely. Mostly they can just tell you what they like, and the financial conflict of interest means their brain is fucked even on that one. The conflict of interest means any observations on (b) are subject to excessive fakery. A genuine desire on the part of the inexperienced male is key to learning though, and actually bringing oneself to ask may pass a psychological barrier in just feeling comfortable about it. I asked the second woman I ever fucked to teach me how to make love (in so many words). I asked the first prossie I fucked to show me how a woman likes to be masturbated (in so many words, on about the 3rd meeting). Neither of them were particularly helpful on technique, but it was a psychological threshhold. You'll get more actual information from books or from talking to a close female friend.

Which leaves us the main one, (a). Fluffies find pleasing selfishness hard. Most prostitutes wil genuinely feel more turned on if they are paid more or think they are getting paid more, which is fuck all use tbh. But you can have different parts of your brain in gear at once. i)If you can imagine an outside observer, how would he/she rate your performance? ii)If you imagine her when she is not working, how would she honestly think and feel about your 'performance?' Honestly? If she's good at her job, she will be able to switch off from the fact that you are a bald fat old twat with so much money that you can fling it at a prostitute and she will have a fantasy inside her head to get turned on if she is for some reason 'in the mood.' Don't confuse this with anything the punter is doing. It's more a case of not doing anything to screw things up. It's nice if she has a real orgasm occasionally (are you quick and observant enough to check for signs such as post-orgasmic flushed skin, changes in nipple appearance and so on - reliable indicators if they happen but not all women display them even if they do orgasm - if not get a good textbook). If she gets turned on it is an incidental added pleasure for you - and thinking 'you did it' is a road to ruin. The main one is iii) How do you feel about it? Can you observe your own physiological reactions and adjust accordingly? You need to keep these uppermost. If you let her (or any woman) dictate what turns you on you become her plaything. Many women, especially prostitutes, use an almost Pavlovian conditioning on their men to make them willing fluffie slaves.

In other words, the whole thread is a pointless exercise IMO. Who gives a fuck how prossies want their pussies licked? If it looks nice, tastes nice, smells nice, and you think it is disease-free or worth the nominal risk, go ahead if she lets you. She might at least adjust the fake moans to tell you which licks she finds less unpleasant than others.

Or more honest thread would be, "The art of Punting. Tell us punters whether you want £100 or £150 p.h." All responses from prossies are meaningless of course.

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« Last Edit: January 21, 2013, 03:13:06 AM by Marmalade »


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