Many years ago on a family holiday in Devon I drew the short straw to go to the huge Tesco in Newton Abbott to get food and drink for a week for the whole tribe. I managed to find a local lady and have a quick one nearby before heading back to the holiday cottage. Phew. (I always request no smoke or perfume).
I have managed that in Yorkshire once also, and maybe somewhere else. I even managed it in Perth (OZ) by 'getting lost' on the way back.
Now all family grown up I am going on holiday with Missus HP alone. No opportunities. Less reviews from me for a few weeks.
How about you guys?