Following on from my recent disappointment which ended up in a punting version of a car treasure hunt around the woollybacks of SW Durham and no end result, it'd been a bad week.
Fuck it, I thought....... time for another visit to the fabulous and sub Delilah!! Oh, how I remember her from my visit to her!! " Use me, abuse me - really , really humiliate me " she asked of me. So I did.... I blindfolded her and put a Middlesbrough FC top on her.... that'll fucking well teach her to ask to be humiliated!! I digress, however.
After checking the ' Availability Diary " and wondering if I was actually Dr. Who --- since it was either a week out of date or I'd time travelled, the best option was to give the lovely Juney a tinkle. Turns out her IT guru was no Bill gates and the diary was in some array. Turns out Delilah was having a day with her mum and unavailable. Ballocks! ( If I'd been sharp enough i should have asked if by any chance Delilah and her mum ........ err NO! ). Juney suggested Jada. Since there are no unattractive girls on Premium's site I went with that and made a 45 minute booking.
Drove down to South Shields - and to the address given. I thought i'd time travelled again ffs. I expected Tommy Shelvey and a few of the Peaky Blinders to come walking down the street. Fuck me, so THIS is what the 1930's looked like, I thought. Nope.... the absence of men wearing flat caps, and no women wearing pinnies and sitting outside on chairs reassured me it's 2016.
What?? Did you just say Stop this frigging drivel and get on with the review?? Okay
Knocked on door , it opened ( always a good start to a punt! ) I entered and Jada came from behind ( something i was hoping to do in 44 minutes ) dressed in white bra and knickers.
Quite a tall young lady, i thought. We went into the 'boudoir ' as she called it - bit fancy terminology for Shields?? Front bedroom, Love! Curtains drawn and very , very dark in there. Were we going to have sex or play hide and seek, then? Still, given it's a ground floor flat and the window faces the street it made sense. She slipped off her shoes and magically reduced in height by about 6 inches....eh? Don't panic though.... she hadn't turned into the female one of the Krankies or anything ....she's still about 5' 6" or so in her stockinged feet.
Kissing ensued - bit tentative at first but then more intense and I MUST say she knows how to kiss!! Passionate, DFK but still soft and gentle ( that's a fucking laundry conditioner, Fred, get a grip man! )
I undid her bra at the 4th attempt - cool or what? - and pushed her on her back and onto the bed...legs up and took her knickers off ( they didn't fit me anyway ) . Yes, it's an old joke but so am I... Have to say Jada has a tasty pussy and TIGHT! She also possesses a pair of rather luscious and large labia majora which is RIGHT down my street and a mega bonus, i love something to work on and chew!! N.B. Labia Majora are the same as ' beef curtains, fanny flaps etc ' for those less couth than what I is
Jada has a seriously tight pussy BTW - even after 3-4 minutes of tongue probing I just managed to get 2 fingers in! Moving on...she got me on my back and gave me a BJ. Not the deepest as she told me she has a gag reflex. I wouldn't worry too much, Jada, I thought, not like MY dick is going to reach the back of your throat anyway, love. Very nice technique, don't know about you but once you get over the terror that the WG's teeth might keep scraping your bell end the it doesn't - you relax a lot more! Bit of 69 followed then I told her to sit on my face. Pussies like Jada's don't come along very often and it was munchy time again.
She seemed to enjoy it - and certainly it got damp down there so I took it s a good sign. She slid down my body - not literally, she wasn't THAT damp - on with the condom and slipped me inside her. FUCK ME I thought, how tight is she!?!?! I felt like my cock had gone into an extruding machine....a very, very juicy one to be fair. I had visions of my John Thomas being extruded - on the plus side, I thought, it'll come out 5 inches longer! on the down side, it's going to be the width of a pencil!
Anyway and anyhoo.... we went through several positions, cowgirl ( Jada on top, not me, that would have been ridiculous ), mish, doggy ...you know the drill.
One reviewer mentioned her pussy as being a 'clinger' i.e. in doggy mode it follows you on the out stroke. Fucking right it does! What an amazing sight it is, too, horny as hell!! It clings like buggery and forms a fucking vacuum!! I couldn't help thinking at the time " Jada's pussy is so tight and creates such a vacuum, if she gives her profession up, she could make a good living un-blocking kitchen sinks with it ". Ballocks to the 50 Shades of Grey shite....this is real world perversions ffs!
We finished off with Jada on top...squatting and me watching my knob flying in and out at speed like a piston! Job done! We laid, cuddled and chatted. Romantic, me, you know :-)
To try and be serious and summarise sensibly
Jada is a lovely young lady, a great addition to Premium. Attractive, slim, small, sensitive boobs, lovely long legs. She has an arse like a peach ( as in small and cute, not as in orange and furry! ) and beautiful log hair. She's slightly sub, enough for me to enjoy ( but nowhere near Deliliah's level! ).
Great at kissing, lovely toned body, THE tightest pussy bar none!! Very warm and lovely personality and she enjoys herself.
You couldn't ask for more from a meeting with a lady like Jada. A definite 10 / 10 fro me. If you're in South Shields, ( ask yourself WHY!? ) you'd do a LOT worse than arrange to meet with her.
Me? I dressed, had a last hug and out the door back to 1930's land ..... it's a safe enough area to be fair so now worries on the car front.
You've guessed by now I tend to be not too serious in my reviews. i COULD just give a straightforward account of the punts I intend to have. any comments as to which you'd prefer? Probablyy make eff all difference to me to be fair but I'd like to know!